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Scottandsel is the BE username of former Sky and BBC TV host Selina Scott.

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Captain Hook is innocent and has never met Peter Pan or any of the Lost Boys.

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captain hook is really my sexy big boy ex co host Gordon Honeycombe .... purrrrrrrrrrrr

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fledermaus is not innocent whatsoever and watched the lost boys religously having naughty thoughts as she fancied the pants off corey feldman

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scottandsel has a byker grove tattoo

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dannyg1001 has a post-doctorate in Genetic Engineering, writing an inspirational treatise on the recessive allelles in the genome of the fruit fly Drosophilla melanogaster which he bred by mistake in his infrequently emptied kitchen composting container.
He now spends his time in a multi-million dollar ( or is that multi-million loonie) research facility squashing locust testes onto slides and staring down the barrel of a X200.
His chances of ever returning to the local dinner party circuit are limited due to the decline in his social skills and the offputting content of his conversation.

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helcat12 has a sore finger

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scottandsel run an underground credit card cloning operation. They're partnered with several local take-out and eat-in greasy spoons. They call it their "little ghetto-MLM scheme" and so far, it's running very well.

They plan to retire by 2015 in great anticipation of finishing their new build project.....a noveau-gauche adobe palace with two swim-lakes (his-n-hers), a rooftop helipad, indoor tennis courts and enclosed heated gecko-sauna. Special llamas are being bred to match the exterior colour scheme.

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Rich_007 was a city boy trader during the 80's and used to sell pork futures in the middle east. He had his own personal shrine to the Great Leader 'Thatcher' and believed in DeLorean.

He moved to Canada when the bottom fell out of Pork Futures in the great pig glut of 89 and has made a living selling camomile tea on the black market.

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dave+jules instigated a seedy plot for quorn and metal coat hangers to take over the world from their inner city farm in deep dark manchester, so far they have been successful in lulling the public into a false sense of security and will not stop until their plan for everyone to be hooked on quorn and metal coat hangers is realised with an outlet on every street corner .... you have been warned!

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scottandsel was disqualified from a lemon eating contest after getting caught handing lemons under the table to the dog in her avatar. The avatar is a picture of the dogs face moments after it was caught. It is assumed that the dog had between 3 and 4 dozen lemons.

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Lord Vader uses his scary space suit much like a wet suit & often pees in it to warm it up. He polishes his helmet every other day with baby oil & a soft shammy (chamois)...

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joe keeps a jar of pickled eggs by his bed and balances one in his bellybutton enjoying the sensation of vinigar tricklin down his nether regions til theres a lil wet patch under his botty then he nibbles on the same pickled egg as he watches re runs of emmerdale farm

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Now that is one really weird harmless lie, I have to wonder are you speaking from experience?

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Other than the Emmerdale reference you're pretty close...