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DaveLovesDee Aug 30th 2010 12:22 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 

Originally Posted by The4BellsLondon (Post 8812474)
Dave and Jules are actually the Krankies!!

4Bells is actually 5.

Onefut Aug 30th 2010 12:46 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Captain Hook wants try on Tinkerbells wardrobe contents :D

fledermaus Aug 30th 2010 1:56 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 

Originally Posted by Onefut (Post 8813293)
Captain Hook wants try on Tinkerbells wardrobe contents :D

Onefut is Tinkerbell and objects to people handling his/her tutus

Lorna_D Aug 30th 2010 10:09 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 

Originally Posted by fledermaus (Post 8813471)
Onefut is Tinkerbell and objects to people handling his/her tutus

fledermaus is a personal shopper at mothercare, where Tinkerbell buys her tutus

DaveLovesDee Aug 30th 2010 11:17 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 

Originally Posted by Lorna_D (Post 8814551)
fledermaus is a personal shopper at mothercare, where Tinkerbell buys her tutus

Lorna _D is Hush Puppies answer to Barbara Woodhouse! :p

Joe_Sleepy Aug 30th 2010 1:21 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Captain Hook once punched a dolphin in the face...

Rich_007 Aug 31st 2010 3:06 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Joe_Sleepy takes his fashion queues from Eastenders' Phil Mitchell, circa 1994 all black leather jacket, Tesco's t-shirt, dirty jeans and designer stubble. He's taken to saying "sorted" and "proper" in order to add that authentic East London Town vernacular.

DaveLovesDee Aug 31st 2010 3:17 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 

Originally Posted by Rich_007 (Post 8817652)
Joe_Sleepy takes his fashion queues from Eastenders' Phil Mitchell, circa 1994 all black leather jacket, Tesco's t-shirt, dirty jeans and designer stubble. He's taken to saying "sorted" and "proper" in order to add that authentic East London Town vernacular.

Rich_007's hero is 'Wolfie' Smith.

Mistress Miggins Aug 31st 2010 4:00 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Captain Hook can pick his nose really easily!:confused:

Joe_Sleepy Aug 31st 2010 4:07 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Mistress Miggins once rode a large Irish Wolfhound side saddle through a Penzance carwash..

Lorna_D Aug 31st 2010 4:11 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 

Originally Posted by Joe_Sleepy (Post 8817722)
Mistress Miggins once rode a large Irish Wolfhound side saddle through a Penzance carwash..

Joe_Sleepy, a carwash owner from Penzance, today escaped a prison sentence for letting naked women ride dogs through his business. Mr Sleepy was quoted as saying "it's a fair cop mate" as he walk off hand in hand with his Mistress Miggins.

fledermaus Aug 31st 2010 11:36 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Lorna D has a team of world champion racing molluscs. Her favourite is Albert who is renowned for the number of swirls on his shell.

Onefut Sep 1st 2010 12:10 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
fledermaus has a large Mole on his neck and on a full moon while he sleeps it jumps off and runs amok through his hometown, then pops back on just before he awakes

John_B Sep 1st 2010 12:43 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 

Originally Posted by Onefut (Post 8818474)
fledermaus has a large Mole on his neck and on a full moon while he sleeps it jumps off and runs amok through his hometown, then pops back on just before he awakes

Onefut is a dyslexic Victor Meldrew fan.

Lorna_D Sep 1st 2010 2:20 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 

Originally Posted by John_B (Post 8818551)
Onefut is a dyslexic Victor Meldrew fan.

John_B had a sloop named after him


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