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nikki dreaming Aug 18th 2010 12:18 pm

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Zoe Bell loves Canada post

Tuppence Aug 18th 2010 12:29 pm

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Nikki Dreaming has a hairstyle modelled on Dora the Explorer.

Joe_Sleepy Aug 18th 2010 12:36 pm

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Tuppence smells like dog biscuits..

fledermaus Aug 18th 2010 1:05 pm

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Originally Posted by Joe_Sleepy (Post 8786764)
Tuppence smells like dog biscuits..

Joe Sleepy tickles trouts.

Lorna_D Aug 18th 2010 1:16 pm

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Originally Posted by fledermaus (Post 8786829)
Joe Sleepy tickles trouts.

fledermaus had an illicite affair with johann strauss, who then went on to write music for him.

Rich_007 Aug 18th 2010 1:43 pm

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Lorna_D once overdosed on lava bread at a house party in Pontypridd and was rushed to hospital in a media frenzy, the paparazzi mistaking her for a distressed Princess Diana. She went into hiding disguised as a herniated coalman in Ystrad Mynach for a period of 6 months. :thumbup:

Greenhill Aug 18th 2010 2:23 pm

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Rich_007, a character invented by Joseph Corré (son of Malcolm McLaren and Vivienne Westwood), is renowned for wearing a three piece pinstripe suit and bowler hat, while single-handedly operating his fourteen deep-sea drilling rig installations simultaneously. His hair cut, often referenced to in articles in the Guardian newspaper, is frequently reported as being of an "unremarkable" style.

To this day, his mother, on a daily basis, is frequently heard asking him "Rich_007, dear, 'ow come you get more food 'round the ootside of yer mooth than the actual init, init?!"

Joe_Sleepy Aug 18th 2010 2:38 pm

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Greenhill once wrote a play about diarrhea. Due to harsh reviews, from actress turned critic Ruth Madoc , it closed after a brief West End run...

Jingsamichty Aug 18th 2010 4:03 pm

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'Joe_Sleepy' is actually the nom-de-plume of Canadian Superstore supremo Galen Weston. FACT.

bananahammock Aug 18th 2010 4:19 pm

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Originally Posted by Jingsamichty (Post 8787087)
'Joe_Sleepy' is actually the nom-de-plume of Canadian Superstore supremo Galen Weston. FACT.

Jingsamichty has a second job cleaning up spills in the sperm donation clinic.

Flossie and Jim Aug 18th 2010 4:47 pm

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Bananahammock is actually Vicky Pollard

DaveLovesDee Aug 18th 2010 5:00 pm

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Flossie's real name is Rosie, and she lives with Jim on a narrowboat named Ragdoll.

fledermaus Aug 18th 2010 10:48 pm

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Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 8787161)
Flossie's real name is Rosie, and she lives with Jim on a narrowboat named Ragdoll.

Captain Hook abseils down icebergs dressed as Julie Andrews and singing "The Hills are Alive and it's Really Frightening".

Madmac Aug 19th 2010 12:23 am

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Once, whilst backpacking naked in Lesotho, Fledermaus accidentally discovered the grand unifying theory of physics only to find she had no suitable writing surface to place it on.

scottandsel Aug 19th 2010 1:10 am

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Originally Posted by Madmac (Post 8787846)
Once, whilst backpacking naked in Lesotho, Fledermaus accidentally discovered the grand unifying theory of physics only to find she had no suitable writing surface to place it on.

madmac loves the smell of fresh pine so much he froteurs against a piece of 2 x 4 nightly hoping to get some sticky resin tugging at his hairs!


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