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ScottandSel is/are utterly impervious to rain thanks to their overactive sebaceous glands...

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joe_sleepy enjoys spending the evening plaiting his armpit hair and providing a nice shiny gloss using earwax while listening to marcella detroit

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scottandsel dresses only in turquoise and sustains that the world was ruled by a secret group called "The Elite": a race of reptilian humanoids, known in ancient times as the Babylonian Brotherhood, and that many prominent people are descended from them, including George W. Bush

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Jimmydean is a dancing queen who likes pretty teens in skinny jeans.

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jingsamichty believes he is the illegitimate love child of david bowie, agnetha and bjorn

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scottandsel had been on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Flirtyknickers is Jeremy Kyle.

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atlantic xpat uses a face pack made of minced raw tripe and anusol as he believes it may add longevity to his already stunning good looks

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scottandsel live in an octopuses garden by the sea. They have a problem with damp.

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fledermaus can leap tall buildings in a single stride

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Zoe Bell uses litmus paper as Christmas decoration for her doll's house. She delights in using a selection of liquids with different pH values to produce a variety of shades.

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fledermaus takes a framed photo of harry belafonte and a large collection of teddies to bed and has debates about the rights and wrongs of buddhism with them until she falls asleep

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ScottandSel were once a music hall double act. They were never top of the bill but made a steady living with an unusual cross-dressing, knife throwing, can-can dance. Sadly Sel's liking for gin and Scott's final entrechat were not a good combination. The injuries were not life threatening but were the impetus for transgender surgery.

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It was Fledermaus who actually cut her own lilacs down so she could blame it on her neighbours

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Flossie and Jim are the neighbours.