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Joe_Sleepy Aug 19th 2010 2:24 pm

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DebbieM is passionate about the plight of the Baka Pygmies but cannot bear to look at their tiny feet as they both terrify & fascinate her..

DaveLovesDee Aug 19th 2010 3:21 pm

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Joe Sleepy's middle name is Ninety! :p

I wonder how many people get the reference?

Lorna_D Aug 19th 2010 4:24 pm

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Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 8789326)
Joe Sleepy's middle name is Ninety! :p

I wonder how many people get the reference?

Captain Hook is really Peter Pans father who give him up for adoption after seeing that he looked like tick tock his mother. (Bestiality is not allowed in Never Never Land.)

scottandsel Aug 19th 2010 7:00 pm

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Originally Posted by Lorna_D (Post 8789397)
Captain Hook is really Peter Pans father who give him up for adoption after seeing that he looked like tick tock his mother. (Bestiality is not allowed in Never Never Land.)

lorna loves dressing up in her chewbacca outfit and galavants up and down her street "singing we are the mods" while miraculously holding a chocolate eclair between her bum cheeks

expatasia Aug 19th 2010 7:14 pm

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Originally Posted by scottandsel (Post 8789620)
lorna loves dressing up in her chewbacca outfit and galavants up and down her street "singing we are the mods" while miraculously holding a chocolate eclair between her bum cheeks

scottandsel is Johnny Morris's secret love child hence the occasional animal noises & behaviour.

scottandsel Aug 19th 2010 7:16 pm

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Originally Posted by expatasia (Post 8789633)
scottandsel is Johnny Morris's secret love child hence the occasional animal noises & behaviour.

baaahh baahhh expatsia is cooler than a snowmans cold bits

Rich_007 Aug 20th 2010 1:41 am

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Scottandsel once did the largest unofficially recorded human pooh in history weighing in at 120 pounds, containing 85% minced meat, 10% water and 5% Irn Bru. Unfortunately it failed to enter the Guinness Book of Records, as it tragically self destructed after 5 minutes leaving just a small haggis. The escapade did attract attention from American diet guru's, offering multi million dollar book deals and DVD production which Scottandsel politely declined preferring to live a quiet life by opening a roofless orphanage for Rwandan refugees in the Orkneys.

DaveLovesDee Aug 20th 2010 1:43 am

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Rich_007's real name is James Bond.

Jingsamichty Aug 20th 2010 1:57 am

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CaptainHook has 12 other children that Mrs. CaptainHook knows nothing about... :blink:

Tangram Aug 20th 2010 2:01 am

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Jingsamichty is a part time fluffer. He does this work voluntarily and without pay, just for the love of the job.

Rich_007 Aug 20th 2010 2:04 am

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Tangram has HD video evidence that cats can produce milk, and he has assisted in the suckling process.

iaink Aug 20th 2010 2:08 am

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Rich's real name is in fact James Moir

Rich_007 Aug 20th 2010 2:10 am

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Due to a domestic shoe crisis, Iaink once walked 15 km barefoot in a raging January blizzard to fetch hot chocolate from Timmy Hortons, citing it as the most extreme outdoors experience of his lifetime. The subsequent severe frostbite is how he lost both feet and one ankle.

Jingsamichty Aug 20th 2010 2:13 am

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When he was 11 years old, Rich_007 appeared on "Jim'll Fix It", after writing in and asking to visit the Curly-Wurly factory.

Rich_007 Aug 20th 2010 2:21 am

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Jingsamichty is a passionate Norwich City supporter and often has erotic dreams about Deliah Smith involving a wooly NCFC scarf, brown toast, and organic butter.


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