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fledermaus Aug 16th 2010 1:41 pm

Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Borrowed from the Australian boards

Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
RULE: Keep it harmless.

You are allowed to mention their BE name in the post.

For example:
Fledermaus often wears a tutu whilst traveling on the bus.

Danny B Aug 16th 2010 1:43 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Fledermaus loves it when her neighbours help her out in the garden.

ExKiwilass Aug 16th 2010 1:53 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
:rofl:

Danny B has a deeply suppressed love of genuine 1970's paisley curtains

jericho Aug 16th 2010 2:03 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Kiwilass is actually from Australia.

fledermaus Aug 16th 2010 2:06 pm

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Originally Posted by jericho (Post 8781969)
Kiwilass is actually from Australia.

Jericho likes to yodel at the full moon.

Joe_Sleepy Aug 16th 2010 2:14 pm

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Originally Posted by fledermaus (Post 8781977)
Jericho likes to yodel at the full moon.

Fledermaus often wears an afro wig..

ExKiwilass Aug 16th 2010 2:17 pm

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Joe Sleepy just typed that post with his big toe

Rich_007 Aug 16th 2010 2:18 pm

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Kiwilass memorised the entire contents of the Anarchists Cookbook and is planning a peasant's revolution of whatever country they can find a few hired loons in to join them in this insane initiative. The peasants will be fed peyote and steaming hot balti pies, and will rage forth energized by warm canned Guinness.

Joe_Sleepy Aug 16th 2010 2:20 pm

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Rich_007 enjoys the feel of cheese against his skin..

Rich_007 Aug 16th 2010 2:27 pm

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Joe_Sleepy was once attacked by a 6'2" 300lb Glaswegian bearing a broken Buckies bottle and a frozen sausage roll. He was able to disarm the hairy brute and, for a small man of moderate means and light stature, kick him harshly in the nuts thus flaying him out on the sidewalk, whereupon six passing midgets beat the Scotsman half to death and jumped on his chest singing something about Tony Blair being a ******.

ExKiwilass Aug 16th 2010 2:57 pm

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Rich collects rainwater in a plastic bucket.

Rich_007 Aug 16th 2010 3:02 pm

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Kiwilass has a 32' long pet boa constrictor that she painted bright pink using a yard brush, then using waterproof Superglue, she stuck dyed-pink emu hair all over it. At Halloween she wraps it around her neck and calls it her "furry boa". Children are scared.

ExKiwilass Aug 16th 2010 3:10 pm

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Rich is out-harmless-lying me and I am scared. :unsure:

Joe_Sleepy Aug 16th 2010 3:11 pm

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Originally Posted by Kiwilass (Post 8782047)
Rich is out-harmless-lying me and I am scared. :unsure:

Kiwilass was once mistaken for Peter Sellers...

Lorna_D Aug 16th 2010 4:06 pm

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Originally Posted by Joe_Sleepy (Post 8782049)
Kiwilass was once mistaken for Peter Sellers...

Joe Sleepy likes sipping Pims on his balcony in he nude, whilst listening to Beethoven's Monlight Sonata.


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