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Rich_007 Aug 16th 2010 4:18 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Lorna_D likes putting on a DVD of Trainspotting, cranking the movie soundtrack up to 10, lining up some pills and potions, drinking half a bottle of neat vodka, dancing on the spot like a lunatic with the lights turned down low, and pretending she's at a rave party circa 1991.

vancouverism Aug 16th 2010 4:24 pm

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Rich_007 is a strong believer in Scientology. He was once arrested for approaching strangers in Kitsilano and telling them that Tom Cruise had "no mass or wavelength".

Alan2005 Aug 16th 2010 5:18 pm

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Originally Posted by vancouverism (Post 8782148)
Rich_007 is a strong believer in Scientology. He was once arrested for approaching strangers in Kitsilano and telling them that Tom Cruise had "no mass or wavelength".

vancouverism is a 'fan of UFC'

bananahammock Aug 16th 2010 5:38 pm

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Originally Posted by Alan2005 (Post 8782200)
vancouverism is a 'fan of UFC'

Alan2005 was spotted today shopping in Walmart, wearing a pink spandex all-in-one & 'weighing' 2 large melons!

CanadaJimmy Aug 16th 2010 6:06 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
bananahammock is actually a very small mouse that sleeps in a hammock made out of a banana.

bananahammock Aug 16th 2010 6:18 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 

Originally Posted by CanadaJimmy (Post 8782229)
bananahammock is actually a very small mouse that sleeps in a hammock made out of a banana.

CanadaJimmy doesn't have a bellybutton!

chobert Aug 16th 2010 9:27 pm

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bananahammock once appeared on stage with Roy Castle at Pontins, Prestatyn attempting to enter the guinness book of records by eating the greatest number of After Eight Mints in 1 minute ... through a funnel

ExKiwilass Aug 17th 2010 3:46 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
chobert rhymes with mobert

fledermaus Aug 17th 2010 3:52 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Kiwilass eats kumquats while crushing cherries with her knees.

Joe_Sleepy Aug 17th 2010 3:56 am

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Fledermaus is German for Cat Litter Tray..

Atlantic Xpat Aug 17th 2010 4:15 am

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Joe Sleepy is the man from UNCLE.

fledermaus Aug 17th 2010 4:19 am

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Originally Posted by Atlantic Xpat (Post 8783323)
Joe Sleepy is the man from UNCLE.

Atlantic Xpat sunbathes almost naked at midnight - he keeps his socks on.

Rich_007 Aug 17th 2010 4:47 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Fledermaus has a Haida tattoo on their left butt check, showing a Haida message meaning "make more wind oh glorious god of the deep hole in the undulating mass which man dare not ever touch"

Atlantic Xpat Aug 17th 2010 5:01 am

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Rich007 is actually a Chartered Accountant living in Penge.

Jingsamichty Aug 17th 2010 5:09 am

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Atlantic Xpat has a little chihuahua which he dresses in a tiny leather biker jacket and cap.


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