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fledermaus Aug 17th 2010 11:21 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 

Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 8783780)
4Bells is Jamie Oliver in disguise.

Captain Hook trains llamas to walk the trapeze. He's arranging a show for them at Niagara.

mattieuk Aug 17th 2010 11:24 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 

Originally Posted by fledermaus (Post 8783982)
Captain Hook trains llamas to walk the trapeze. He's arranging a show for them at Niagara.

Fledermaus holds the world record for having a conversation with a block of Red Leicester cheese.

bananahammock Aug 17th 2010 11:43 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 

Originally Posted by mattieuk (Post 8783986)
Fledermaus holds the world record for having a conversation with a block of Red Leicester cheese.

mattieuk regularly attends Star Trek conventions dressed as a large Tribble

Zoe Bell Aug 17th 2010 11:44 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Mattieuk attends board meetings with the sole intention of straightening paperclips with the power of his mind

Rich_007 Aug 17th 2010 11:53 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Zoe Bell has amazing otherworldly mind powers and can control the movement of the wings of butterflies in the Himalaya. Tibetans who revere her call her "Unaaa'n ah Awahmaaa" (roughly translated as golden bird on high floating on the winds with balls of iron clutching large rocks).

jericho Aug 17th 2010 11:57 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Rich_007 has a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.

bananahammock Aug 17th 2010 12:07 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 

Originally Posted by jericho (Post 8784056)
Rich_007 has a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.

jericho is a member of the people's front of judea

jericho Aug 17th 2010 12:13 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Banahammock is the messiah.

AmyDavid Aug 17th 2010 12:14 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
jericho has an obsession with large builders in small, tight, pvc pants.

bananahammock Aug 17th 2010 12:19 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 

Originally Posted by AmyDavid (Post 8784085)
jericho has an obsession with large builders in small, tight, pvc pants.

AmyDavid is an expert in the art of raccoon photography

Rich_007 Aug 17th 2010 12:26 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Bananahammock has a large hairy wart that explodes occasionally showering passers by in puss and fetid hair follicles.

Tangram Aug 17th 2010 12:27 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Rich_007 is very proud of his large collection of German Donkey Porn on VHS.

Joe_Sleepy Aug 17th 2010 12:32 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 

Originally Posted by Tangram (Post 8784109)
Rich_007 is very proud of his large collection of German Donkey Porn on VHS.

Tangram has whispered into ears of corn..

AmyDavid Aug 17th 2010 12:37 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 

Originally Posted by Joe_Sleepy (Post 8784123)
Tangram has whispered into ears of corn..

Joe_Sleepy taught Sting all he knows about tantric sex.

Tangram Aug 17th 2010 12:41 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 

Originally Posted by AmyDavid (Post 8784132)
Joe_Sleepy taught Sting all he knows about tantric sex.

AmyDavid is starting up a roofing company.


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