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T-Pot Aug 23rd 2010 12:22 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Madmac is, in reality, a Hobbit and has to have regular pedicures to hide the fact

fledermaus Aug 23rd 2010 12:46 am

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Originally Posted by T-Pot (Post 8796454)
Madmac is, in reality, a Hobbit and has to have regular pedicures to hide the fact

T-pot is the pedicurist

T-Pot Aug 23rd 2010 12:58 am

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Originally Posted by fledermaus (Post 8796508)
T-pot is the pedicurist

Fledermaus gets very excited about toenail clippings

Joe_Sleepy Aug 23rd 2010 3:22 am

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T-Pot's breath smells exactly like an English Bull Terrier puppy's neck..

T-Pot Aug 23rd 2010 4:08 am

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Joe_Sleepy was the inspiration for Tinky-Winky

Joe_Sleepy Aug 23rd 2010 4:11 am

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Originally Posted by T-Pot (Post 8796987)
Joe_Sleepy was the inspiration for Tinky-Winky

True, but putting that aside for a moment....

T-Pot has a birthmark in the shape of Mikhail Gorbachev..

T-Pot Aug 23rd 2010 4:15 am

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Joe_Sleepy has a picture of Margaret Thatcher above his bed. He talks to it every night before going to sleep.

Lorna_D Aug 23rd 2010 1:06 pm

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Originally Posted by T-Pot (Post 8797005)
Joe_Sleepy has a picture of Margaret Thatcher above his bed. He talks to it every night before going to sleep.

T-pot is Margaret Thatcher.

Joe_Sleepy Aug 23rd 2010 2:06 pm

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Lorna_D has gills..

fledermaus Aug 23rd 2010 2:34 pm

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Originally Posted by Joe_Sleepy (Post 8798285)
Lorna_D has gills..

Joe Sleepy can tiptoe round the edges of clouds. He wears a long dress made from gold lame chiffon edged with duckdown. He carries a wand made from peacock feathers and mother of pearl. His shoes are fashioned from white sharkskin encrusted with rhinestones and his stockings are made with real silver thread. Some think him a bit of a show off.

Lorna_D Aug 23rd 2010 2:38 pm

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Originally Posted by fledermaus (Post 8798338)
Joe Sleepy can tiptoe round the edges of clouds. He wears a long dress made from gold lame chiffon edged with duckdown. He carries a wand made from peacock feathers and mother of pearl. His shoes are fashioned from white sharkskin encrusted with rhinestones and his stockings are made with real silver thread. Some think him a bit of a show off.

Fledermaus has a crush on Captain Kirk

T-Pot Aug 23rd 2010 7:51 pm

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Lorna D has a crush on Mr Spock

Joe_Sleepy Aug 24th 2010 1:02 am

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T-Pot can levitate objects with her mind. Sadly the object must be made of terracotta. This is fine when working in the garden but does tend to limit her powers in most other environments..:curse:

Lorna_D Aug 24th 2010 2:08 am

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Joe_Sleepy is really Steven Harper who really should burn those ugle brown jackets and pants he wears.

Atlantic Xpat Aug 24th 2010 2:23 am

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Originally Posted by Lorna_D (Post 8799654)
Joe_Sleepy is really Steven Harper who really should burn those ugle brown jackets and pants he wears.

Lorna D was the All Welsh dwarf tossing champion in 1969 and 1970 In 1971 she lost out to Gwynneth 'Laverbread' Jones from Pontrypridd. She regained her title in 1972 and retired from competition at the top of her game.


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