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-   The Maple Leaf (https://britishexpats.com/forum/maple-leaf-98/)
-   -   Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above (https://britishexpats.com/forum/maple-leaf-98/say-harmless-lie-about-poster-above-681517/)

Rich_007 Aug 25th 2010 4:09 am
Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
T-Pot has a part time voluntary role counselling hermaphrodites, using the less-than-subtle line "have a cup of tea love, don't worry, you have the best of both worlds down there and think about this me dear, you can always keep yourself entertained".

T-Pot's services are called upon infrequently.

Joe_Sleepy Aug 25th 2010 4:11 am
Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Rich_007 once "fluffed" for Windsor Davies..

dollface Aug 25th 2010 9:31 am
Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Originally Posted by Joe_Sleepy (Post 8802641)
Rich_007 once "fluffed" for Windsor Davies..
Joe_Sleepy rides a white swan as good as Marc Bolan anyday!:lol:

fledermaus Aug 25th 2010 11:45 am
Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Originally Posted by dollface (Post 8803217)
Joe_Sleepy rides a white swan as good as Marc Bolan anyday!:lol:
Dollface slides down moonbeams

Joe_Sleepy Aug 25th 2010 11:52 am
Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Fledermaus sublimates at 40oC, becoming a non toxic but faintly strawberry scented gas.. At temperatures below this threshold she remains (or returns) to her solid state. The process is often (although not always) accompanied by a faint "chuffing" sound..

Lorna_D Aug 25th 2010 1:52 pm
Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Originally Posted by Joe_Sleepy (Post 8803474)
Fledermaus sublimates at 40oC, becoming a non toxic but faintly strawberry scented gas.. At temperatures below this threshold she remains (or returns) to her solid state. The process is often (although not always) accompanied by a faint "chuffing" sound..
Joe "memory foam" Sleepy was once arrested for encouraging clients at his shop to "try the beds" nudge, nudge ;) ;)

T-Pot Aug 25th 2010 11:47 pm
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LornaD loves the smell of Napalm in the morning

DaveLovesDee Aug 26th 2010 5:42 am
Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Originally Posted by T-Pot (Post 8804726)
Wirelessly posted (BlackBerry8520/4.6.1.314 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/603)

LornaD loves the smell of Napalm in the morning
T-Pot doesn't use a Blackberry.

Joe_Sleepy Aug 26th 2010 6:33 am
Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Captain Hook's name is in fact Poon Lim & he was the real inspiration for Yann Martel's "Life of Pi"..

FlirtyKnickers Aug 26th 2010 9:05 am
Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Originally Posted by Joe_Sleepy (Post 8805594)
Captain Hook's name is in fact Poon Lim & he was the real inspiration for Yann Martel's "Life of Pi"..
Joe_Sleepy is in love with Margarita Pracatan.

Lorna at Vicenza Aug 26th 2010 9:11 am
Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Flirtyknickers doesn't actually wear any, She prefers "commando".

FlirtyKnickers Aug 26th 2010 9:12 am
Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Originally Posted by Lorna at Vicenza (Post 8805936)
Flirtyknickers doesn't actually wear any, She prefers "commando".
Lorna is allergic to Wine!:rofl:

Lorna at Vicenza Aug 26th 2010 9:13 am
Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 8805939)
Lorna is allergic to Wine!:rofl:
(just an aside ..... love this reply :rofl:)

FlirtyKnickers Aug 26th 2010 9:15 am
Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Originally Posted by Lorna at Vicenza (Post 8805943)
(just an aside ..... love this reply :rofl:)
:D i couldn't resist...xxx

Lorna at Vicenza Aug 26th 2010 9:18 am
Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 8805945)
:D i couldn't resist...xxx
Flirtyknickers ALWAYS tells lies. I HATE wine :lol:


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