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Joe_Sleepy Aug 24th 2010 3:16 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Atlantic Xpat once stroked Fledermaus' ego..

fledermaus Aug 24th 2010 3:18 am

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Originally Posted by Atlantic Xpat (Post 8799688)
Lorna D was the All Welsh dwarf tossing champion in 1969 and 1970 In 1971 she lost out to Gwynneth 'Laverbread' Jones from Pontrypridd. She regained her title in 1972 and retired from competition at the top of her game.

Atlantic Xpat has a secret stash of 1960s Bunty magasines. He reads them by candlelight worried that no one will understand.

Greenhill Aug 24th 2010 3:41 am

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Fledermaus has never pointed out spelling mistakes in posts by other users of this forum. Ever.


Originally Posted by fledermaus (Post 8799836)
Atlantic Xpat has a secret stash of 1960s Bunty magasines. He reads them by candlelight worried that no one will understand.


Rich_007 Aug 24th 2010 7:12 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Greenhill has a secret double life as the harsh-but-fair portly gang master of a rowdy crew of Polish snooker-ball cleaners and billiard table scrubbers.

Joe_Sleepy Aug 24th 2010 7:55 am

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Rich_007 was falsely accused of witchcraft in Salem Massachusetts. He was making sexual advances towards a toad & people jumped to the wrong conclusion..

FlirtyKnickers Aug 24th 2010 10:23 am

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Originally Posted by Joe_Sleepy (Post 8800501)
Rich_007 was falsely accused of witchcraft in Salem Massachusetts. He was making sexual advances towards a toad & people jumped to the wrong conclusion..

Joe_Sleepy was that toad. Rich_007 transformed him into this present human form once he was acquitted and they now live happy by a pond.

jimmydean Aug 24th 2010 10:34 am

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Flirtyknickers is a singer, she stands up when she plays the piano
In a nightclub. She sings songs for the lost and the lonely
Her job is entertaining folks. Singing songs and telling jokes in a nightclub

Greenhill Aug 24th 2010 10:58 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Jimmydean is not my lover*
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son


* I had a change in medication yesterday. I'm not sure if I'm on the right forum, let alone the right thread..

dollface Aug 24th 2010 12:43 pm

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Originally Posted by Greenhill (Post 8800889)
Jimmydean is not my lover*
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son


* I had a change in medication yesterday. I'm not sure if I'm on the right forum, let alone the right thread..

There is a greenhill far away without a city wall :rofl:

Joe_Sleepy Aug 24th 2010 1:13 pm

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Dollface's real name is Timothy Claypole...

Lorna_D Aug 24th 2010 1:16 pm

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Originally Posted by Joe_Sleepy (Post 8801098)
Dollface's real name is Timothy Claypole...

Joe_Sleepy is really Prunella Twinklebottom, the madam of a Millionaires "dating" agency, she likes to interview all the clients personally ;) ;)

Lorna at Vicenza Aug 24th 2010 1:26 pm

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Originally Posted by Lorna_D (Post 8801108)
Joe_Sleepy is really Prunella Twinklebottom, the madam of a Millionaires "dating" agency, she likes to interview all the clients personally ;) ;)

Lorna D has taken my name and just added a D for extra emphasis.
It doesn't work of course. I'm the only Lorna here !!!!!

DaveLovesDee Aug 24th 2010 1:31 pm

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Lorna @ was the Phantom Flan Flinger! :p

Joe_Sleepy Aug 24th 2010 1:32 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
 
Captain Hook Was once married to Susan Stranks..

T-Pot Aug 25th 2010 3:34 am

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Joe_Sleepy is the Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town


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