Why can't women go skiing?

Because their pants?

Good try but no.

something to do with holding onto rigid poles?

No. Good, but it's a lot simpler than that.

I thought this was a joke thread, not Mastermind (fully aware that Googling the right answer is defeating the object of this lovely little game )

Because they start moaning as soon as they get in the bloody car?

Wow, that's very sexist. No need for that.

No, the answer is: "Because there are no ski slopes between the bedroom and the kitchen."

It's post-modern sexism so there's no need to get all menstrual about it.

Because they don't want to be accused of being frigid??

Oops, I see your answer now!

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.



What's brown and runny?

Usain Bolt.

Paddy caught his Wife having an affair and decided to kill her and himself. He puts the gun to his head, looks at his Wife and says "Don't laugh, your ****ing next !!"

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"
The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I
am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would
you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would
you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask
me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was
Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Well then,
just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords."

knock knock

who's there?

cowsgo

cowsgo who?

cows go moo not who!