a joke
#133
Re: a joke
Paddy caught his Wife having an affair and decided to kill her and himself. He puts the gun to his head, looks at his Wife and says "Don't laugh, your ****ing next !!"
#134
Re: a joke
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"
The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I
am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would
you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would
you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask
me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was
Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Well then,
just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"
The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords."
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"
The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I
am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would
you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would
you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask
me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was
Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Well then,
just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"
The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords."
#135
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Re: a joke
knock knock
who's there?
cowsgo
cowsgo who?
cows go moo not who!
who's there?
cowsgo
cowsgo who?
cows go moo not who!