a joke
Dec 11th 2012, 6:15 am
#106
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Re: a joke
THE FUTURE OF SCOTLAND
If Scotland gains its independence after the forthcoming referendum, the remainder of the United Kingdom will be known as the Former United Kingdom (F.U.K.).
In a bid to discourage the Scots from voting 'Yes' in the referendum, Unionists have now begun a campaign with the slogan: Please Vote No For ***'s Sake! About which they feel the Scottish people can relate. Particularly those of Glaswegian genus !!
If Scotland gains its independence after the forthcoming referendum, the remainder of the United Kingdom will be known as the Former United Kingdom (F.U.K.).
In a bid to discourage the Scots from voting 'Yes' in the referendum, Unionists have now begun a campaign with the slogan: Please Vote No For ***'s Sake! About which they feel the Scottish people can relate. Particularly those of Glaswegian genus !!
Dec 12th 2012, 4:09 am
#107
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Re: a joke
The Pope has sent his first Tweet, he wrote:
"Hello Ikea monkey, nice coat"
"Hello Ikea monkey, nice coat"
Dec 12th 2012, 10:43 am
#108
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Re: a joke
Bad news: I saw the doctor today and he told me I have xenophobia.
I must have caught it from one of those bloody foreigners.
I must have caught it from one of those bloody foreigners.
Dec 12th 2012, 11:04 am
#109
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Re: a joke
A new club opened around here last week, with flyer advertising pole dancers!
So in I goes, and I spend about half an hour in there before the manager comes up to me and asks if everything's all right.
"I don't see a pole, I thought you were having pole dancers!"
"We do,"the manager replies as he points to two men dancing. "But don't ask me to pronounce their last names!"
So in I goes, and I spend about half an hour in there before the manager comes up to me and asks if everything's all right.
"I don't see a pole, I thought you were having pole dancers!"
"We do,"the manager replies as he points to two men dancing. "But don't ask me to pronounce their last names!"
Dec 12th 2012, 11:34 am
#110
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Re: a joke
Shoplifters with an Estuary accent take a lot of whisks.
Dec 12th 2012, 2:25 pm
#111
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Re: a joke
I was walking through the cemetery earlier today and saw a guy crouching behind a tombstone.
I said, "Morning..".
He said, "No...Taking a shit."
I said, "Morning..".
He said, "No...Taking a shit."
Dec 12th 2012, 5:01 pm
#112
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Re: a joke
Monica Lewinsky was dropping off a skirt at the dry cleaner. As she was leaving the clerk said, "come again."
She said, "no, just ice cream."
She said, "no, just ice cream."
Dec 12th 2012, 11:11 pm
#113
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Re: a joke
Good thing she didn't leave her blue dress, there was a wad of bills in the pocket.
Dec 12th 2012, 11:22 pm
#114
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Re: a joke
Wouldn't it be brilliant if that nurse who topped herself suddenly turned up alive and well on Australian TV, saying, "Now THAT'S how to do a wind-up!"
Dec 13th 2012, 12:27 am
#115
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Re: a joke
I was hoping a reverse pranking was going on.
Dec 13th 2012, 4:05 am
#116
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Re: a joke
Dear Santa, Please send me a baby brother.
Dear Billy, Send me your mother
Dear Billy, Send me your mother
Dec 13th 2012, 4:39 am
#117
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Re: a joke
Harry and Paul at their best:
Dec 13th 2012, 10:52 am
#118
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Re: a joke
Why do scotch people wear kilts?
Spoiler:
Dec 15th 2012, 5:23 am
#119
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Re: a joke
Skiing is going downhill fast.
Dec 15th 2012, 5:49 am
#120
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