Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Jul 28th 2004, 3:29 am
#1366
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Originally posted by Brit'n'TX
I understand fully ... I just thought how I might react if someone made the same comparison with me ...
(quiet, isn't it?)
I understand fully ... I just thought how I might react if someone made the same comparison with me ...
(quiet, isn't it?)
Give them time. the're going to come back with a cracking rejoinder. We're outnumbered at the moment, so its an opportune time that you've joined in!
Jul 28th 2004, 3:34 am
#1367
She's a bird, you know
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Originally posted by Covenant
Yup, the ladies are agast that us men can resolve issues quickly and then alls forgotten.
Yup, the ladies are agast that us men can resolve issues quickly and then alls forgotten.
Jul 28th 2004, 3:37 am
#1368
Bitter and twisted
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Originally posted by bundy
That's just the male short-term memory for you. The same one that forgets to buy milk on the way home.
That's just the male short-term memory for you. The same one that forgets to buy milk on the way home.
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Jul 28th 2004, 3:40 am
#1369
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Originally posted by Grayling
Never forgets the way to the pub though
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Never forgets the way to the pub though
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Doesn't involve memory. That's pure instinct
Jul 28th 2004, 3:45 am
#1370
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Originally posted by Grayling
Never forgets the way to the pub though
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Never forgets the way to the pub though
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Jul 28th 2004, 3:54 am
#1371
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Originally posted by Brit'n'TX
I have been known to forget my way home after though ...
I have been known to forget my way home after though ...
Not forget, just temporarily mislaid the necessary information
Jul 28th 2004, 3:59 am
#1372
Bitter and twisted
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Originally posted by bundy
Doesn't involve memory. That's pure instinct
Doesn't involve memory. That's pure instinct
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Jul 28th 2004, 8:31 pm
#1373
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Its when you wake up in the neighbours bed, that you start worrying!
Jul 28th 2004, 10:00 pm
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some jokes.
Stress Reliever # 1
WIFE: You always carry my photo in your wallet to the office. Why?
HUBBY: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
WIFE: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
HUBBY: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Stress Reliever # 2
GIRL: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
BOY: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
GIRL: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Stress Reliever # 3
SON: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
MUM: Well, you have done the right thing.
SON: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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Stress Reliever # 4
WIFE TO HUSBAND: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
HUSBAND TO WIFE: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
WIFE TO HUSBAND: "What? At 2 am?!"
HUSBAND TO WIFE: "Yes, We used night clubs."
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Stress Reliever # 5
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my
father hadn't left me a fortune?". "Honey," the woman replied sweetly,
"I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
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Stress Reliever # 6
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed ! up in his 1932 Rolls
Royce." Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner."
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Stress Reliever # 7
INTERVIEWER TO MILLIONAIRE: To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire?"
MILLIONAIRE: "I owe everything to my wife."
INTERVIEWER: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
married her?"
MILLIONAIRE: "A Billionaire"
Stress Reliever # 1
WIFE: You always carry my photo in your wallet to the office. Why?
HUBBY: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
WIFE: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
HUBBY: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
__________________________________________________
Stress Reliever # 2
GIRL: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
BOY: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
GIRL: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
__________________________________________________
Stress Reliever # 3
SON: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
MUM: Well, you have done the right thing.
SON: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
__________________________________________________ ___
Stress Reliever # 4
WIFE TO HUSBAND: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
HUSBAND TO WIFE: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
WIFE TO HUSBAND: "What? At 2 am?!"
HUSBAND TO WIFE: "Yes, We used night clubs."
__________________________________________________ ___
Stress Reliever # 5
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my
father hadn't left me a fortune?". "Honey," the woman replied sweetly,
"I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
_________________________________________________
Stress Reliever # 6
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed ! up in his 1932 Rolls
Royce." Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner."
__________________________________________________ ___
Stress Reliever # 7
INTERVIEWER TO MILLIONAIRE: To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire?"
MILLIONAIRE: "I owe everything to my wife."
INTERVIEWER: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
married her?"
MILLIONAIRE: "A Billionaire"
Jul 29th 2004, 3:01 am
#1375
She's a bird, you know
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Ho hum. So that's Loose packed off Down Under then. He's on his way over as we speak. Reckons he'll be back on the forum after the weekend to whup our collective behinds
Jul 29th 2004, 4:54 am
#1376
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Yeah, and I told him to get a very big stick.
Got to match the tool to the job in hand.
Got to match the tool to the job in hand.
Jul 29th 2004, 12:52 pm
#1377
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Originally posted by Bix
Yeah, and I told him to get a very big stick.
Got to match the tool to the job in hand.
Yeah, and I told him to get a very big stick.
Got to match the tool to the job in hand.
In Singapore at mo, its hilly green and hot. (outside the airport that is) Its no Haworth but its very pleasant!!
Cant think of any good insults cos I goosed and still got about 4 weeks flying to do.
Ah well see you soon!.
Jul 29th 2004, 8:12 pm
#1378
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Originally posted by loose
Tool.....job in hand.......too many jokes.........head hurts........
In Singapore at mo, its hilly green and hot. (outside the airport that is) Its no Haworth but its very pleasant!!
Cant think of any good insults cos I goosed and still got about 4 weeks flying to do.
Ah well see you soon!.
Tool.....job in hand.......too many jokes.........head hurts........
In Singapore at mo, its hilly green and hot. (outside the airport that is) Its no Haworth but its very pleasant!!
Cant think of any good insults cos I goosed and still got about 4 weeks flying to do.
Ah well see you soon!.
LOL! Wotcha Loose. No insults eh. Is that because you've gone all girly after your encounted with Gareth Gates?
Haworth versus Singapore. Hmmm. Know where I'd rather be!
Four weeks of flying left then? By which time you should be passing Pluto. Send us a postcard
Jul 29th 2004, 9:44 pm
#1379
She's a bird, you know
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And I still can't believe you chose my forum birthday to leave the country
Jul 29th 2004, 9:58 pm
#1380
Bitter and twisted
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Originally posted by bundy
And I still can't believe you chose my forum birthday to leave the country
And I still can't believe you chose my forum birthday to leave the country
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