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Originally Posted by Grayling
I hope you got the grease out of your knickers then
Stains are hard to shift
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Stains are hard to shift
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Originally Posted by bundy
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Originally Posted by Grayling
I meant from the mechanic who shafted you. Oil stains
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Well I was hoping that was what you meant! Although hoping might not be the right word....
It was a bugger getting the grease of my hands and knees too.....
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Originally Posted by bundy
Well I was hoping that was what you meant! Although hoping might not be the right word....
It was a bugger getting the grease of my hands and knees too.....![Wink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
It was a bugger getting the grease of my hands and knees too.....
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If you put Bugger and grease in the same sentence then one of those adult filters will pick it up
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Originally Posted by bundy
Have a good time with that Simone - I know it's something you've always wanted to do. Just don't fall in love with all the puppies ![Wink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
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Not going to go often, cos starts are 8.30. And I already work 40 hours a week...
But have signed up for events(only about 5 a year), and whenever I feel like it, I can go and help out. Mornings are cleaning, afternoons more walking and playing.
All scary/not my type of dogs like staffy, rotweilers, sheperds etc. But I'm sure they'll be less scary on their own, as oppossed to all barking madly in the kennels. They've all had their temperament checked.
Anyway, I know I won't end up going much at all, too lazy(like sleeping in), and busy, but sometimes is better than nothing!!
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Originally Posted by Grayling
If you put Bugger and grease in the same sentence then one of those adult filters will pick it up
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...reminds of the time a friend of mine (no, wasn't me) who, totally accidentally, bought condoms and baby oil at the same time....the spotty youth behind the counter in Boots asked him if he knew that the two should never be mixed.
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Originally Posted by Simone
No puppies present! Good thing, yeah!
Not going to go often, cos starts are 8.30. And I already work 40 hours a week...
But have signed up for events(only about 5 a year), and whenever I feel like it, I can go and help out. Mornings are cleaning, afternoons more walking and playing.
All scary/not my type of dogs like staffy, rotweilers, sheperds etc. But I'm sure they'll be less scary on their own, as oppossed to all barking madly in the kennels. They've all had their temperament checked.
Anyway, I know I won't end up going much at all, too lazy(like sleeping in), and busy, but sometimes is better than nothing!!![Smile](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
Not going to go often, cos starts are 8.30. And I already work 40 hours a week...
But have signed up for events(only about 5 a year), and whenever I feel like it, I can go and help out. Mornings are cleaning, afternoons more walking and playing.
All scary/not my type of dogs like staffy, rotweilers, sheperds etc. But I'm sure they'll be less scary on their own, as oppossed to all barking madly in the kennels. They've all had their temperament checked.
Anyway, I know I won't end up going much at all, too lazy(like sleeping in), and busy, but sometimes is better than nothing!!
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My granny had a Staffie - mad as a hatter but as gentle as a lamb (the dog that is, not my granny who was also mad as a hatter, but not quite as gentle as a lamb)
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Originally Posted by bundy
...reminds of the time a friend of mine (no, wasn't me) who, totally accidentally, bought condoms and baby oil at the same time....the spotty youth behind the counter in Boots asked him if he knew that the two should never be mixed. ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Originally Posted by Grayling
I'm lost for words
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Had me laughing for days!
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Originally Posted by bundy
Had me laughing for days!
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Originally Posted by Grayling
Reminds me of some of the things I had to tell my clients
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Yeah, I guess it would! Poor boy. He was mortified.
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Originally Posted by bundy
Yeah, I guess it would! Poor boy. He was mortified.
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Originally Posted by Grayling
On that note I have to 'slip out for a bit'
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LOL! Good one G. I'm going home in a moment, so might not *see* you until Monday. Off to Manchester for the weekend to watch Oz vs GB in the rugby league tri-nations.
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Originally Posted by bundy
LOL! Good one G. I'm going home in a moment, so might not *see* you until Monday. Off to Manchester for the weekend to watch Oz vs GB in the rugby league tri-nations.
Have a good weekend.
We are off to the Lake district to see my sister in law :scared:
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LOL! Good one G. I'm going home in a moment, so might not *see* you until Monday. Off to Manchester for the weekend to watch Oz vs GB in the rugby league tri-nations.
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