Bix

I can't believe you people.
G leaves me in charge of this thread and just because I turn my head for a few hours you come with the soppy matey stuff
This is supposed to be a "vent" and argue thread and you are ruining it.
Now let's try to get it back on line shall we ?

Anya, stick to the knitting patterns and leave the puters to the men who they were meant for. One of the main reasons god put woman on earth was to knit. Come on say it after me..one pearl, two plain.

Simone, stop the chit chat for once and get your dissertation finished - and keep your hands off the photos too - your concentration level is typical of a female.

Bundy, how many tongues do you get through in a year ? Enough to fill a shoe shop I reckon. Please make a diary entry of the day you actually do a days work there. Reckon there will only be 5 entries in a 5 year journal.

Mairi, well what can I say ? Just keep drinking. You make more sense when topped up with alcohol compared with the others - but that aint saying much.

userjay

Personally i think your all a bunch of pretentious, ego stroking, arse lickers!!

userjay

Personally i think your all a bunch of pretentious, ego stroking, arse lickers!!

Larissa

Hmmm... I'm trying to think of a discrete way to ask this...
I wonder if you've seen *all* Anya's spreadsheets, or perhaps... you has one hidden in the depths of your computer... regarding... well, work it out

Bix

Jay, I just wish you would stop beating around the bush and come out with it. Be open man.

Larissa, we can always rely on you to lower the tone of any thread can't we ? You would win first prize in the degradation stakes except that you are a woman so it doesn't count

Larissa

I was talking about the "put the toilet lid down" chart, of course. What else would I mean?

Bix

Anya has no trouble with that.
She designed this one........

anya4oz

As it happens, knitting is an activity that requires not just dexterity, but good math skills too. When I used to knit a lot, I wrote a computer program (in Fortran II) to produce new and ever more complex knitting patterns.... I also taught many of the men I was working with how to knit.

So, Bixie, I suggest you get back in your garden shed in Llareggub or wherever it is you're lurking, and *think again*...

Anya.

anya4oz

Looks like an excellent idea - would encourage men to go outside & use the yard, which is all they're fit for. (Mind you, didn't I read somehere that Lion pee is very good for herbaceous borders - or was that some zoo trying to make extra cash on the side?)

And in our house, it would stop the cats (both male of course ) from drinking out of the loo. Eeeeewwwww.

Anya.

anya4oz

G. leaves in you *in charge* of this thread? Yikes! He must be deluded - when in the annals of history could a *man* ever organise anything (apart from Winston Churchill, of course - and we all know that he was a woman, really).

And where has G. gone, pray? Off fishing, probably - how blokish is that? Bet he won't even do anything decent like go to the shops or the ballet while he's in Oz.

Honestly, these menfolk....



Anya.

Simone

Right, it's finished!!

30 copies printed and binded
Bix, I'm just good at doing several things at the same time
Like last night at the 'Hookers and pimps' party Watching Holland fail miserably against Tjech republic, having a good time, keeping the bonfire going, singing along with Dave Mathews, and drinking Sangria, Martini, Amerretto, white wine and various other substances while dressed in a mini skirt and net stocking thingys(?).
So there! Was a good training session, I must say! I literally drank a few litres of sangria. Oops! My excuse is, I don't drink very often, so when I do, I do it right!

Oh, and after my photo's being mentioned, I've changed my hair again! Now nearly black, and quite short. No pic, yet!!

Simone

Hey, the thread is moved to The Lounge.

Well, I guess it is where it belongs

Bix

Yeah, they wanted you women to feel at home. You spend most of the day lounging around doing very little.

tiredwithtwins

blimey, havent been online for a couple of days....this thread is up to 717 posts!!! crikey, you lot have been busy (or is that bored?)
so.......who did what to whom and why?? (the abridged version will suffice!!)

sue

Bix

Hey, don't have a go at G when he can't defend himself
I'll have you know fishing is a very skilful sport and one that requires much patience. Don't see many women fishing do we ?