Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Aug 23rd 2004, 9:05 am
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Gordon has shat!!!
I don't think there was anything in it though, no signs of elastic as it was too small.
But let me tell you since the event he has:
Eaten pilchards in tomato sauce
Dried whitebait
Whiskas pouches
Half of Remas dog food
And a vicious attempt on my modem cable.
But, I love him.
I don't think there was anything in it though, no signs of elastic as it was too small.
But let me tell you since the event he has:
Eaten pilchards in tomato sauce
Dried whitebait
Whiskas pouches
Half of Remas dog food
And a vicious attempt on my modem cable.
But, I love him.
How does the cat feel about your hubby having this special treatment?
Aug 23rd 2004, 9:18 am
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Covenant
How does the cat feel about your hubby having this special treatment?
Gordon the bastard has just this minute been sinking his teeth into my modem cable.
Despite a smack with a newspaper, he growled and hung on to it.
Checked it for damage limitation and apart from a few teeth marks, it will live to see another dial up connection.
And if my hubby started to chew my modem cable, then I would be annoyed.
Let alone swallowing elastic.
Aug 23rd 2004, 9:20 am
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Get the feeling that they are felling neglected and are trying to drop some subtle hints.
Aug 23rd 2004, 9:24 am
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Bix
That's the last thing I want to do so reckon it's time for retirement from the lifestyle forum. Will have to spend more time in the lounge 
Aug 23rd 2004, 9:28 am
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Gordon has shat!!!
I don't think there was anything in it though, no signs of elastic as it was too small.
But let me tell you since the event he has:
Eaten pilchards in tomato sauce
Dried whitebait
Whiskas pouches
Half of Remas dog food
And a vicious attempt on my modem cable.
But, I love him.
I don't think there was anything in it though, no signs of elastic as it was too small.
But let me tell you since the event he has:
Eaten pilchards in tomato sauce
Dried whitebait
Whiskas pouches
Half of Remas dog food
And a vicious attempt on my modem cable.
But, I love him.
Aug 23rd 2004, 9:58 am
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Desdemona
So the elastic is digested and Gordon is no further danger? His appetite doesn't seem to be affected. I hope that means everything is fine??
Aug 23rd 2004, 10:37 am
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Don't even think it Bix, you''re one of the few gentlemen on the forum, and you'll break a lot of ladies hearts!
Aug 23rd 2004, 10:39 am
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by creamT
My kitten keeps jumpimg on the worktop Sam..never had a cat do that before..how do i stop her?
Aug 23rd 2004, 11:03 am
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Covenant
Take her trampoline away, and failing that, some grease on the edge of the worktop works wonders!
Aug 23rd 2004, 11:08 am
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by creamT
Lol! She has enough spring in her to jump across to the uk! Sodding cat! But love her to bits!
Aug 23rd 2004, 2:14 pm
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Hi all how you doin?
First things first. Papa Bix, get your little tushy back here. You've still so much to teach me.
A few cat problems I see. Princess, Gordons probably shat it out but it boinged back up!! :scared:
Speaking of eating weird things, I'm 1 nil up on the crocs. Had some croc satay. Ha, not so scary now eh! I'm also winning 1 nil against kangaroos and camels, but as I've never met a roo or camel that would eat me I wont make a big deal about it. For the record, croc - bit chewy. Camel - not bad. Roo - so so. Think I'll stick to cow.
Catch up again soon.
Bye all.
p.s. cov - I wasn't on your meet list!
First things first. Papa Bix, get your little tushy back here. You've still so much to teach me.
A few cat problems I see. Princess, Gordons probably shat it out but it boinged back up!! :scared:
Speaking of eating weird things, I'm 1 nil up on the crocs. Had some croc satay. Ha, not so scary now eh! I'm also winning 1 nil against kangaroos and camels, but as I've never met a roo or camel that would eat me I wont make a big deal about it. For the record, croc - bit chewy. Camel - not bad. Roo - so so. Think I'll stick to cow.
Catch up again soon.
Bye all.
p.s. cov - I wasn't on your meet list!
Aug 23rd 2004, 2:33 pm
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Hey Loose!
Now try turtle! Tastes like chicken.
And emu, that wasn't nice. Emu sausages, when I was 13, on year 9 camp. Didn't want to, but they practically made me!
Bix, stop being so silly! And congrats! I missed that thread!
Sam, hope Gordon's done some serious shitting by now!!
Now try turtle! Tastes like chicken.
And emu, that wasn't nice. Emu sausages, when I was 13, on year 9 camp. Didn't want to, but they practically made me!
Bix, stop being so silly! And congrats! I missed that thread!
Sam, hope Gordon's done some serious shitting by now!!
Aug 23rd 2004, 3:30 pm
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by loose
p.s. cov - I wasn't on your meet list!
Anyroad, next time you're in town, I'll stand you a pint with pleasure, and we can discuss strategies as to the best way to allow the girls to think their winning, without totally capitulating.
Your health Mate.
Aug 23rd 2004, 8:12 pm
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Gordon has either not eaten it (doubtful) or hes eaten it and hasnt passed it.
Hes shat and its not in there.
But he has been SO naughty, tried to eat my modem last night and then kept me awake playing with his ball.
Its my own fault, I have trained him to sit and retrieve. You throw his ball and he will bring it back to you to be thrown again.
So far, he hasnt been sick but there is still time for that to cause some serious damage to his internal parts if he has munched it.
Strange how such a naughty cat can make you love him!
Hes shat and its not in there.
But he has been SO naughty, tried to eat my modem last night and then kept me awake playing with his ball.
Its my own fault, I have trained him to sit and retrieve. You throw his ball and he will bring it back to you to be thrown again.
So far, he hasnt been sick but there is still time for that to cause some serious damage to his internal parts if he has munched it.
Strange how such a naughty cat can make you love him!
Aug 23rd 2004, 8:16 pm
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Strange how such a naughty cat can make you love him!
