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Originally Posted by Mairi&Chris
borrow yours ???????? ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Mine's on loan from a Giraffe...
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Here we go for the 3k. ![Smile](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
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Originally Posted by Bix
Here we go for the 3k. ![Smile](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
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Originally Posted by Mairi&Chris
Congrats on the 3-oh-oh-oh Bix
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Bix well done mate. Every one a quality posting!
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Originally Posted by Covenant
Bix well done mate. Every one a quality posting!
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Group of tough guys here wanted to congratulate you as well!
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Originally Posted by Pollyana
Well done Bix!
Group of tough guys here wanted to congratulate you as well!
Group of tough guys here wanted to congratulate you as well!
That was quick sweetie. I remember the days when we both hit 1000 together
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been about a week since i last logged on... congrats to all for the big 3-0-0-0...
so we're still going for 4 right?
so we're still going for 4 right?
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Originally Posted by ksct97
been about a week since i last logged on... congrats to all for the big 3-0-0-0...
so we're still going for 4 right?
so we're still going for 4 right?
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Originally Posted by Bix
Darn...thought I put you in for the biggie but posted same time and overshot.
...and theres nothing worse than overshooting....so im told
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yeah, when are you off Bix? I forget, I know you have mentioned it.....
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Originally Posted by Pollyana
Well done Bix!
Group of tough guys here wanted to congratulate you as well!
Group of tough guys here wanted to congratulate you as well!
hahahahahhaaaaa!!! I used to love the flumps.....although the edible ones used to make me gip!!
hey Polly....hows it going at fire and rescue????
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not if Don has anything to do with it!
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GORDON ALERT
My ginger boy Gordon, ate 6 inches of elastic last night when he chewed it of an eye mask.
Quite pleased with his feast, he washed himself and Rema afterwards.
Now for the major worry.
Whilst his bloody stupid gut is trying to digest his food, if it cant digest the pissing piece of elastic, then it does what we call in the veterinary profession 'telescopes' on itself.
My little ginger bastard, will need surgery
And as I have lost one cat a few months ago, I cant lose old ginger bollox too.
So let us all pray that for his sake, he either vomits it all up or shits it all out.
Cos if I get home and hes ill, then its off to the vets for some serious surgery!
Please Gordon, if your reading this on my computer at home (you know he has a social life) then please go to the toilet.
Love Sam
My ginger boy Gordon, ate 6 inches of elastic last night when he chewed it of an eye mask.
Quite pleased with his feast, he washed himself and Rema afterwards.
Now for the major worry.
Whilst his bloody stupid gut is trying to digest his food, if it cant digest the pissing piece of elastic, then it does what we call in the veterinary profession 'telescopes' on itself.
My little ginger bastard, will need surgery
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And as I have lost one cat a few months ago, I cant lose old ginger bollox too.
So let us all pray that for his sake, he either vomits it all up or shits it all out.
Cos if I get home and hes ill, then its off to the vets for some serious surgery!
Please Gordon, if your reading this on my computer at home (you know he has a social life) then please go to the toilet.
Love Sam
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Originally Posted by Professional Princess
GORDON ALERT
My ginger boy Gordon, ate 6 inches of elastic last night when he chewed it of an eye mask.
Quite pleased with his feast, he washed himself and Rema afterwards.
Now for the major worry.
Whilst his bloody stupid gut is trying to digest his food, if it cant digest the pissing piece of elastic, then it does what we call in the veterinary profession 'telescopes' on itself.
My little ginger bastard, will need surgery
And as I have lost one cat a few months ago, I cant lose old ginger bollox too.
So let us all pray that for his sake, he either vomits it all up or shits it all out.
Cos if I get home and hes ill, then its off to the vets for some serious surgery!
Please Gordon, if your reading this on my computer at home (you know he has a social life) then please go to the toilet.
Love Sam
My ginger boy Gordon, ate 6 inches of elastic last night when he chewed it of an eye mask.
Quite pleased with his feast, he washed himself and Rema afterwards.
Now for the major worry.
Whilst his bloody stupid gut is trying to digest his food, if it cant digest the pissing piece of elastic, then it does what we call in the veterinary profession 'telescopes' on itself.
My little ginger bastard, will need surgery
![Sad](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/sad.gif)
And as I have lost one cat a few months ago, I cant lose old ginger bollox too.
So let us all pray that for his sake, he either vomits it all up or shits it all out.
Cos if I get home and hes ill, then its off to the vets for some serious surgery!
Please Gordon, if your reading this on my computer at home (you know he has a social life) then please go to the toilet.
Love Sam
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Originally Posted by Professional Princess
GORDON ALERT
My ginger boy Gordon, ate 6 inches of elastic last night when he chewed it of an eye mask.
Quite pleased with his feast, he washed himself and Rema afterwards.
Now for the major worry.
Whilst his bloody stupid gut is trying to digest his food, if it cant digest the pissing piece of elastic, then it does what we call in the veterinary profession 'telescopes' on itself.
My little ginger bastard, will need surgery
And as I have lost one cat a few months ago, I cant lose old ginger bollox too.
So let us all pray that for his sake, he either vomits it all up or shits it all out.
Cos if I get home and hes ill, then its off to the vets for some serious surgery!
Please Gordon, if your reading this on my computer at home (you know he has a social life) then please go to the toilet.
Love Sam
My ginger boy Gordon, ate 6 inches of elastic last night when he chewed it of an eye mask.
Quite pleased with his feast, he washed himself and Rema afterwards.
Now for the major worry.
Whilst his bloody stupid gut is trying to digest his food, if it cant digest the pissing piece of elastic, then it does what we call in the veterinary profession 'telescopes' on itself.
My little ginger bastard, will need surgery
![Sad](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/sad.gif)
And as I have lost one cat a few months ago, I cant lose old ginger bollox too.
So let us all pray that for his sake, he either vomits it all up or shits it all out.
Cos if I get home and hes ill, then its off to the vets for some serious surgery!
Please Gordon, if your reading this on my computer at home (you know he has a social life) then please go to the toilet.
Love Sam
not helpful i know, but one of my kids swallowed a 3 inch ribbon about 3 or 4 months ago....thing is we didnt realise until it appeared in his poo!!!!!
ah, the joys of motherhood and cat-owning!!!
and just as irrelevant, when i was a student nurse back in the late 80's, one of my friends patients swallowed and inch of mercury thermometer!!!
hope Gordon is ok........my cats (god rest their souls, died 10 yrs ago aged 23 and 22!) were called charlie and bingo. good job i picked sensible names for my kids then........
sue
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