Originally Posted by Bix

Who dares to let this thread gurgle down the forum plughole ?

Thanks for your comments BTW - I am fine; just been too busy over last few days. Still got a lot on so may have to dissappear for a few more days at some stage.

In the meantime I expect.......nay......I demand that you keep this thread moving.

I know what the problem is.
You bloody women have had it too good. Mamby bloody pambies.
You need a good thrashing to bring you back on the straight and narrow.

Remember why you were brought into this world - to be a slave to man. To serve him, satisfy him and clean up his crap.

If you are not going to do that "he" might as well of given me the tits.

Now get off your fat arses and start posting.

Originally Posted by Bix

Who dares to let this thread gurgle down the forum plughole ?

Thanks for your comments BTW - I am fine; just been too busy over last few days. Still got a lot on so may have to dissappear for a few more days at some stage.

In the meantime I expect.......nay......I demand that you keep this thread moving.

I know what the problem is.
You bloody women have had it too good. Mamby bloody pambies.
You need a good thrashing to bring you back on the straight and narrow.

Remember why you were brought into this world - to be a slave to man. To serve him, satisfy him and clean up his crap.

If you are not going to do that "he" might as well of given me the tits.

Now get off your fat arses and start posting.

Originally Posted by Mairi&Chris

Ooooh ...... thrash me thrash me ...... please please !!!!!




PS reminds me of a joke I heard .........



God is in the garden of Eden and says to Adam and Eve


"OK I've finished with creation but I have these 2 things left over.... do either of you want them?"


"what are they ? " says Adam

well the first thing is something that lets you pee standing up




"oh oh oh me me me" says Adam " can I have that ?"


"OK" says God.... and off Adam goes peeing happily all over the place.



So God turns to Eve and says ... "I guess you better have the brains then"

Originally Posted by Covenant

I thought the punchline was 'OK' said God, 'you can have the tits'

Oh! wait!!!
Hang on thats a pair of tits, You might be right about that brain thingy M&C! Lol!

Originally Posted by Bix

Hi Bundy,

Welcome back.....ooooh I suppose I shouldn't have said that

Have been absent myself for a few days and when I came back yesterday the crap thread had almost sunk into oblivion.

I was annoyed and had to have stiff words

.....but it's beginning to flow again now

You have a good holiday ?
Hope the rain didn't spoil it too much.

Originally Posted by bundy

See, us two go away for a few days and the place falls apart. We're the glue that holds together the very fabric of this thread

Holiday was pretty good. Saw some good things, got crushed in the stampede that is Edinburgh during the festival. Spent time in the Lakes messing about on boats and walking a lot. It didn't actually rain that much - bloomin gorgeous weather in Edinburgh. Bit grey in the Lakes, but it only rained at night, which was nice of it.

Anyway, back at home now and not planning any further escapes until Christmas, so plenty of time to mess about here, hurrah!

Originally Posted by Bix

Makes a nice change you women being quiet

Originally Posted by Simone

I wasn't quiet either, I've had a very busy few days! I HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE, WOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Been chatting away!


Oh, I had the best drink last night! My friend Jess had it.:
Cadbury Chocolate Liquer(with french liquer).
It wasn't alchohol with a bit of chocolate flavor, it was pure liquid chocolate with some(well, 17%) alcohol!
Brilliant!

Originally Posted by xabiachica

I have a life outside here too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway, Bix, good job for you I am a long way off - you wouldn't be able to handle me close up............................................