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Originally posted by Webbie
I was a bit dissapointed to read this, so were both managers:
Arsenal vice-chairman David Dein said: "I think one of the joys of playing in Europe is playing teams from overseas - and having played Chelsea three times, it is a bit anti-climactic."
Chelsea secretary David Barnard agreed: "It is a bit of an anti-climax. We've no opportunity to use our passports again, but it gives us the opportunity to put right the previous results against them this season."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/foot...ue/3499906.stm
Another win for Arsenal. Chelski always seem to lie down for them.
What do the North Bank fans lurking here fink ?
In other footie news:
Fergie gets a pacemaker
No surprise to read that another manager having heart problems.
"Football manager eh ? Hardest job in the world..."
Back later with the weekend fixtures.
I was a bit dissapointed to read this, so were both managers:
Arsenal vice-chairman David Dein said: "I think one of the joys of playing in Europe is playing teams from overseas - and having played Chelsea three times, it is a bit anti-climactic."
Chelsea secretary David Barnard agreed: "It is a bit of an anti-climax. We've no opportunity to use our passports again, but it gives us the opportunity to put right the previous results against them this season."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/foot...ue/3499906.stm
Another win for Arsenal. Chelski always seem to lie down for them.
What do the North Bank fans lurking here fink ?
In other footie news:
Fergie gets a pacemaker
No surprise to read that another manager having heart problems.
"Football manager eh ? Hardest job in the world..."
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Havent lost to chealsea in 16 games, cant see it ending anytime soon either.
But im sure they will be out for revenge, and its the only trophy they have any chance of winning now.
Real will be good, have to meet them somewhere,
But im sure they will be out for revenge, and its the only trophy they have any chance of winning now.
Real will be good, have to meet them somewhere,
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Saturday
Bank of Scotland Scottish Premier League
Dundee v Aberdeen 15:00 1-1
Dunfermline v Hibernian 15:00 1-0
Hearts v Rangers 15:00 0-2 (I have no faith in our team against the old firm)
Livingston v Kilmarnock 15:00 2-1
Partick Thistle v Dundee Utd 15:00 0-1
Bank of Scotland Scottish Premier League
Dundee v Aberdeen 15:00 1-1
Dunfermline v Hibernian 15:00 1-0
Hearts v Rangers 15:00 0-2 (I have no faith in our team against the old firm)
Livingston v Kilmarnock 15:00 2-1
Partick Thistle v Dundee Utd 15:00 0-1
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Do these guys look guilty to you?
I think it might some people after cash?
I think it might some people after cash?
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Selected Weekend Fixtures:
SATURDAY:
EPL:
Bolts On v Chelski (12:30 GMT)
Brum v The Leicester Three (who are not playing)
4,000 holes v Up The Arse
Cholton & The Wheelies v Middle for diddle
Clive Everton v Paul's Mouth
Ful o' crumbs v Dog Leads
SPL:
(Renamed American football teams stylee from now on)
Dundee Cakes v Aberdeen Oilers
Dunfermline Dunners v Hibernian Herpes
Hearts Hearts v Rangers Blue Noses
Livingston Livers v Kilmarnock Killers
Partick Thistle Pricks v Dundee Utd Sandmen
Divi 2:
Brentford Anglia v Stockport Stockings
(Can Stockie get two wins in a row ?)
DM Prem:
Newport County Cigarettes v Havant and Waterlooville Napoleons
(Sorry that's a bit of a crap one)
Unibond Prem:
Harrogate Harrows v Barrow AFC Bombers
SUNDAY:
Wolverhampton Wolves v Aston Villa Villans (12:30 GMT)
(not v. original)
Man City Moonies v Surrey Rags (14:00)
Tottenham Hotspurs v Newcastle Blackstars (15:00)
Southampton Saints v Liverpool Scousers (16:05)
(By the end there I'd just given up.)
edit: I forgot two more:
(SUNDAY)
SPL:
Celtic Hoops v Motherwell Mothers (13:30)
CIS Insurance Cup Final
Hibernian Hibbies v Livingston Livers (15:00)
Hmm.... The Beeb have got both of these playing Saturday as well...
SATURDAY:
EPL:
Bolts On v Chelski (12:30 GMT)
Brum v The Leicester Three (who are not playing)
4,000 holes v Up The Arse
Cholton & The Wheelies v Middle for diddle
Clive Everton v Paul's Mouth
Ful o' crumbs v Dog Leads
SPL:
(Renamed American football teams stylee from now on)
Dundee Cakes v Aberdeen Oilers
Dunfermline Dunners v Hibernian Herpes
Hearts Hearts v Rangers Blue Noses
Livingston Livers v Kilmarnock Killers
Partick Thistle Pricks v Dundee Utd Sandmen
Divi 2:
Brentford Anglia v Stockport Stockings
(Can Stockie get two wins in a row ?)
DM Prem:
Newport County Cigarettes v Havant and Waterlooville Napoleons
(Sorry that's a bit of a crap one)
Unibond Prem:
Harrogate Harrows v Barrow AFC Bombers
SUNDAY:
Wolverhampton Wolves v Aston Villa Villans (12:30 GMT)
(not v. original)
Man City Moonies v Surrey Rags (14:00)
Tottenham Hotspurs v Newcastle Blackstars (15:00)
Southampton Saints v Liverpool Scousers (16:05)
(By the end there I'd just given up.)
edit: I forgot two more:
(SUNDAY)
SPL:
Celtic Hoops v Motherwell Mothers (13:30)
CIS Insurance Cup Final
Hibernian Hibbies v Livingston Livers (15:00)
Hmm.... The Beeb have got both of these playing Saturday as well...
Last edited by Webbie; Mar 12th 2004 at 5:16 am.
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Originally posted by Webbie
(Can Stockie get two wins in a row ?)
(Can Stockie get two wins in a row ?)
Webbie. You really need to get a job mate.
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Originally posted by manc1976
probably bloody not.
Webbie. You really need to get a job mate.
probably bloody not.
Webbie. You really need to get a job mate.
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Originally posted by Webbie
Man City Moonies v Surrey Rags (14:00)
Man City Moonies v Surrey Rags (14:00)
How does that song go again "***** all, you're gonna win ***** all".....
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Originally posted by DaveC
How does that song go again "***** all, you're gonna win ***** all".....
How does that song go again "***** all, you're gonna win ***** all".....
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Hey !
Who declared open season on Webbie ?!
I'm nice about your bunch of fairies who call themselves footballers.
*picks up ball*
*stomps off*
Who declared open season on Webbie ?!
I'm nice about your bunch of fairies who call themselves footballers.
*picks up ball*
*stomps off*
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Originally posted by Webbie
Hey !
Who declared open season on Webbie ?!
I'm nice about your bunch of fairies who call themselves footballers.
*picks up ball*
*stomps off*
Hey !
Who declared open season on Webbie ?!
I'm nice about your bunch of fairies who call themselves footballers.
*picks up ball*
*stomps off*
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Originally posted by DaveC
How does that song go again "***** all, you're gonna win ***** all".....
How does that song go again "***** all, you're gonna win ***** all".....
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Relax webbie, just a bit of banter dude. I actually think manc takes more ribbings than any of us for supporting the reds, he takes it well.
'throws stones up at webbies bedroom window'
Come out webbie we need your mitre delta!!
'throws stones up at webbies bedroom window'
Come out webbie we need your mitre delta!!
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*Comes skulking out the back door, ball under arm*
Mother comes out behind: "Now you play nice."
*Takes a tissue out of sleeve, wets it and wipes Webbie's cheek*
"Aww Mam ! Stop it ! Not in front of them..."
Back to the fitba:
BBC Radio Scotia have Dundee v Aberdeen and Partick v Dundee Utd online. I'm currently listening to Barrow away to Harrogate.
Mother comes out behind: "Now you play nice."
*Takes a tissue out of sleeve, wets it and wipes Webbie's cheek*
"Aww Mam ! Stop it ! Not in front of them..."
Back to the fitba:
BBC Radio Scotia have Dundee v Aberdeen and Partick v Dundee Utd online. I'm currently listening to Barrow away to Harrogate.
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League Division 2
Brentford 0 - 2 Stockport
Manc last seen celebrating with a bottle of cider.
"Your fuggin' beeutiful, ya know that pal..."
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No surprises from the Arse. 2 nil and nine points clear.
Hearts drew, Aberdeen drew.
Tony & Dave both breaking out the Irn Brew as we speak.
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Newport waterlogged.
Harrogate 2-1
Brentford 0 - 2 Stockport
Manc last seen celebrating with a bottle of cider.
"Your fuggin' beeutiful, ya know that pal..."
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No surprises from the Arse. 2 nil and nine points clear.
Hearts drew, Aberdeen drew.
Tony & Dave both breaking out the Irn Brew as we speak.
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Newport waterlogged.
Harrogate 2-1
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