British Football thread
Jul 15th 2004, 4:42 am
#2626
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Fox Sports World have announced they will show the first three games of the ChampionsWorld Series as a free preview for non-subscribers of the channel on cable and satellite.
Those games are: Celtic v Chelsea (July 24), Man U v Bayern Munich (July 25) and Celtic v Liverpool (July 26)
All games will be shown live on FSW.
Pity I don't have cable or satellite at the moment
Those games are: Celtic v Chelsea (July 24), Man U v Bayern Munich (July 25) and Celtic v Liverpool (July 26)
All games will be shown live on FSW.
Pity I don't have cable or satellite at the moment
Jul 15th 2004, 6:11 am
#2627
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Location: Missouri
Posts: 21,886
Half time from Sweden, UEFA Cup
Osters IF 0-0 T.N.S.
Osters IF 0-0 T.N.S.
Jul 15th 2004, 6:53 am
#2628
Blindside Fumbler
Joined: Jul 2003
Location: Tampa
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Not looking good now 2-0 down
Jul 15th 2004, 8:06 am
#2629
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Team name of the night belongs to the delightfully named Sloga Jugomagnat, the champions of Macedonia.
Jul 15th 2004, 8:14 am
#2630
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Originally posted by doctor scrumpy
Team name of the night belongs to the delightfully named Sloga Jugomagnat, the champions of Macedonia.
Team name of the night belongs to the delightfully named Sloga Jugomagnat, the champions of Macedonia.
Omonia Nicosia, Cyprus
Illichivets Mariupol, Ukraine
Etzella Ettelbruck, Luxembourg
Dukla Banska Bistryka, Slovakia
Jul 15th 2004, 8:41 am
#2631
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I'm sure Etzella Ettelbruck was a Mancunian callgirl who worked Piccadilly. Webbie told me about her, honest !
Jul 15th 2004, 8:46 am
#2632
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Originally posted by doctor scrumpy
I'm sure Etzella Ettelbruck was a Mancunian callgirl who worked Piccadilly. Webbie told me about her, honest !
I'm sure Etzella Ettelbruck was a Mancunian callgirl who worked Piccadilly. Webbie told me about her, honest !
Jul 15th 2004, 1:53 pm
#2633
Through the square window
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Originally posted by doctor scrumpy
I'm sure Etzella Ettelbruck was a Mancunian callgirl who worked Piccadilly. Webbie told me about her, honest !
I'm sure Etzella Ettelbruck was a Mancunian callgirl who worked Piccadilly. Webbie told me about her, honest !
(I'm never going back to her...)
The bloke who posts the scummy Sun headlines for me to copy hasn't and I can't be bothered looking for myself.
In the meantime (and keep the theme) here's some euphemisms:
"They found him naked in the alley behind the bar,
locking up the flounder.
I feel like steaming the incandescent best friend.
Like most guys his age, he wasn't above
riding the Polish lightbulb.
Shut the door! I'm delegating the baton!
You should have seen your face! You looked like you were refinishing the stainless steel leather dumplings.
Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend - buffing the bald-headed smurf!
She checked the coast was clear before savoring the joyous mushroom."
...and so on...
http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism
Jul 15th 2004, 7:09 pm
#2634
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Originally posted by Webbie
She said she was discreet !
(I'm never going back to her...)
The bloke who posts the scummy Sun headlines for me to copy hasn't and I can't be bothered looking for myself.
In the meantime (and keep the theme) here's some euphemisms:
"They found him naked in the alley behind the bar,
locking up the flounder.
I feel like steaming the incandescent best friend.
Like most guys his age, he wasn't above
riding the Polish lightbulb.
Shut the door! I'm delegating the baton!
You should have seen your face! You looked like you were refinishing the stainless steel leather dumplings.
Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend - buffing the bald-headed smurf!
She checked the coast was clear before savoring the joyous mushroom."
...and so on...
http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism
She said she was discreet !
(I'm never going back to her...)
The bloke who posts the scummy Sun headlines for me to copy hasn't and I can't be bothered looking for myself.
In the meantime (and keep the theme) here's some euphemisms:
"They found him naked in the alley behind the bar,
locking up the flounder.
I feel like steaming the incandescent best friend.
Like most guys his age, he wasn't above
riding the Polish lightbulb.
Shut the door! I'm delegating the baton!
You should have seen your face! You looked like you were refinishing the stainless steel leather dumplings.
Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend - buffing the bald-headed smurf!
She checked the coast was clear before savoring the joyous mushroom."
...and so on...
http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism
Superb!
Jul 16th 2004, 3:58 am
#2635
Through the square window
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Posts: 2,723
As I mentioned before - I'm setting up my own blog because I find a ton of stuff like this and have to get it out there.
Latest find:
"Ladies and Gentlemen... the http://www.georgewbushsingers.com/ "
Latest find:
"Ladies and Gentlemen... the http://www.georgewbushsingers.com/ "
Jul 16th 2004, 11:50 pm
#2636
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Went down to Richmond to watch a pathetic Forest scrape a 1-1 draw, ( please note yanks...draw not tie, a tie is what you wear round your neck ! ) it is going to be a long long season for any forest fans out there judging by last night.
Jul 17th 2004, 1:46 am
#2638
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QPR went on a pre-season tour to Scotland. Manager Ian Holloway took them all orienteering and two of the players got lost and had to have a van sent for them.
Jul 17th 2004, 2:08 am
#2639
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One for all you mackems out there Saturday 17th July
Charleston Battery (A-League) vs. Sunderland (England)
Charleston Battery (A-League) vs. Sunderland (England)
Jul 17th 2004, 2:53 am
#2640
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7/20/04
International Exhibitions (non-U.S. National Teams)
Virginia Beach Mariners (A-League) vs. Nottingham Forest (England)
Sportsplex (Virginia Beach, Va.)
7/21/04
International Exhibitions (non-U.S. National Teams)
Wilmington Hammerheads (USL Pro Soccer League) vs. Sunderland (England)
Legion Sports Complex (Wilmington, N.C.)
Turns out there is a handy website listing touring games over here.
http://www.ussoccer.com/events/defau...CategoryID=376
International Exhibitions (non-U.S. National Teams)
Virginia Beach Mariners (A-League) vs. Nottingham Forest (England)
Sportsplex (Virginia Beach, Va.)
7/21/04
International Exhibitions (non-U.S. National Teams)
Wilmington Hammerheads (USL Pro Soccer League) vs. Sunderland (England)
Legion Sports Complex (Wilmington, N.C.)
Turns out there is a handy website listing touring games over here.
http://www.ussoccer.com/events/defau...CategoryID=376
