When I lived in Korea, I was always assumed to be American, I would then feign assuming that they were Japanese, which pissed 'em off no end.

Accept it...it makes life easier that way.

Because we're naturally better at it than you men!

When my Dad used to do any job and my Mum appeared, he always said, "Here comes the fly shit inspector."

At nitpicking, pointing out silly non-issues and raising our blood pressure?

Yep - none better

Well, if Adam had been better at "pointing out silly non-issues", maybe he wouldn't have bitten into the apple that had the worm in it - and we wouldn't be where we are today. So there!

OK, Jackanory time aside ...

It's amazing how one can perform tasks more efficiently with someone standing there bleating in your ear non-stop

I thought she told him to eat it?

If that story was in real life, she probably told him he'd either get out of doing the dishes if he ate it, or he'd not get any.

One of the two.

maybe she wasn't talking about the apple though.

Eve was just joking, she thought it would just end in a bit of a ribbing.

Spelling!!!!!!!!

And I'm not referring to Aaron either!

I'm talking about making more and correct use of the letter 'U'!!!

You've heard of Steve Jobs' flaw called "reality distortion" haven't you - well, if his criticizing and finding fault with his co-workers worked to perfect the iPhone, iPad, etc., just think what our employing that sort of philosophy could do for you! And we women are experts at the constructive end of criticism as well as finding and getting flaws fixed.

It's fine, most of the time we're not listening to you anyway.

Ohhhh, I'm so sorry professor - hold on, I think I've got a rusty sword around here somewhere........