Pet Peeves?

Old Apr 2nd 2019, 6:28 pm
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Old Apr 2nd 2019, 6:31 pm
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Thanks Steerpike..those are quite impressive URL's...

(Regarding the sound of trains running through town at night...I love that. Childhood memories I suppose..)
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Low profile toilets. I can't be the only bloke on the continent whose junk occasionally gets dipped in the toilet water when sitting down, not pleasant! Second bathroom bogs seem to be the usual offenders. What is it with modern bathroom fixtures that are designed to look aesthetically pleasing but are absolutely effing useless practically. Stupidly small sinks and auto taps that run for half a millisecond before needing reactivating also spring to mind but nothing tops wet cock and balls.
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Low profile toilets. I can't be the only bloke on the continent whose junk occasionally gets dipped in the toilet water when sitting down, not pleasant! Second bathroom bogs seem to be the usual offenders. What is it with modern bathroom fixtures that are designed to look aesthetically pleasing but are absolutely effing useless practically. Stupidly small sinks and auto taps that run for half a millisecond before needing reactivating also spring to mind but nothing tops wet cock and balls.
And auto flushing toilets that flush as soon as you sit down, then reflush at the slightest movement
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And auto flushing toilets that flush as soon as you sit down, then reflush at the slightest movement
Watch out for Poseidon's kiss.
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Originally Posted by zzrmark View Post
Low profile toilets. I can't be the only bloke on the continent whose junk occasionally gets dipped in the toilet water when sitting down, not pleasant! Second bathroom bogs seem to be the usual offenders. What is it with modern bathroom fixtures that are designed to look aesthetically pleasing but are absolutely effing useless practically. Stupidly small sinks and auto taps that run for half a millisecond before needing reactivating also spring to mind but nothing tops wet cock and balls.
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With all due respect Mr ZZ, I think you may be suffering from old man scrotum, where you multiply your age by 2 every year and that's how much longer your scrotum is!!

But I will add one whinge in regard to sinks, those stupid modern ones sloped towards you................. you turn the tap and the water instantly shoots up the incline into your crotch!!

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With all due respect Mr ZZ, I think you may be suffering from old man scrotum, where you multiply your age by 2 every year and that's how much longer your scrotum is!!

But I will add one whinge in regard to sinks, those stupid modern ones sloped towards you................. you turn the tap and the water instantly shoots up the incline into your crotch!!
Or high water pressure does the same.
I might be middle aged but they aren't down around my knees .... yet ... and my John Thomas certainly hasn't been getting any larger, can I expect it to?
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And auto flushing toilets that flush as soon as you sit down, then reflush at the slightest movement
Ah yes, the delightful, cold, underbody wash......
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Originally Posted by zzrmark View Post
Or high water pressure does the same.
I might be middle aged but they aren't down around my knees .... yet ... and my John Thomas certainly hasn't been getting any larger, can I expect it to?
I mentioned only scrotum i'm afraid!!

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I mentioned only scrotum i'm afraid!!
My original post referred to the whole nine yards!
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Originally Posted by zzrmark View Post
My original post referred to the whole nine yards!
NINE YARDS!!!!! 😲
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Originally Posted by zzrmark View Post
My original post referred to the whole nine yards!
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NINE YARDS!!!!! 😲
I think you need to contact the Guinness Book of World Records
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Originally Posted by lizzyq View Post
NINE YARDS!!!!! 😲
That's 9 millimeters in the new money.
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That's 9 millimeters in the new money.
Big gun fan?
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