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scrubbedexpat097 Feb 13th 2013 9:30 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Leslie (Post 10543286)
Wow. Duck houses. :D I'm moving to the UK. Do you think I'll need a visa or a passport or thingies?

You live in the United State of Texas, why would you even think of leaving:sneaky:

Leslie Feb 13th 2013 9:32 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Sugarmooma (Post 10543297)
You live in the United State of Texas, why would you even think of leaving:sneaky:

For God's sake woman, have you SEEN the duck houses?!?!??!?

scrubbedexpat097 Feb 13th 2013 9:37 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Leslie (Post 10543302)
For God's sake woman, have you SEEN the duck houses?!?!??!?

Yes but what about the duck doodoo? Especially when they eat berries, just not worth given up Texas, oh no:thumbdown:

Sally Redux Feb 13th 2013 9:37 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Sugarmooma (Post 10543312)
Yes but what about the duck doodoo? Especially when they eat berries, just not worth given up Texas, or no:thumbdown:

Ted Cruz.

Leslie Feb 13th 2013 9:38 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Sally Redux (Post 10543314)
Ted Cruz.

:angry_smile:

Weeze Feb 13th 2013 9:48 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Leslie (Post 10543302)
For God's sake woman, have you SEEN the duck houses?!?!??!?

That's not his house.
Bloody criminals are everywhere. You can tell he's just scouting it out. Look at his beak. It's probably one of the Eastern European ducks.

zargof Feb 13th 2013 9:49 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Leslie (Post 10543286)
Wow. Duck houses. :D I'm moving to the UK. Do you think I'll need a visa or a passport or thingies?

No, none of that stuff. Plus once you get there you'll be given a free house and benefits just like every other immigrant. They're nice like that.

jeffreyhy Feb 13th 2013 9:50 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Damn, now you made me have to go look at that thread. :frown:

Regards, JEff



Originally Posted by Sally Redux (Post 10543314)
Ted Cruz.


Sally Redux Feb 13th 2013 9:53 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Weeze (Post 10543332)
That's not his house.
Bloody criminals are everywhere. You can tell he's just scouting it out. Look at his beak. It's probably one of the Eastern European ducks.

He's sending 6 lots of Duckling Benefit back to the Ukraine :frown:

Cardienscarf Feb 13th 2013 10:13 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Leslie (Post 10543286)
Wow. Duck houses. :D I'm moving to the UK. Do you think I'll need a visa or a passport or thingies?

Not if you know how to build duck houses.

kimilseung Feb 13th 2013 1:00 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 
It feels like I just stepped in to the wrong bar in the wrong part of town. What is everyone going on about ducks and their houses for? And you lot wont tell me I'll have to use search or google, or just pretend I understand.

Yeah, them ducks and their crazy houses hey!

Lion in Winter Feb 13th 2013 1:07 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by kimilseung (Post 10543573)
It feels like I just stepped in to the wrong bar in the wrong part of town. What is everyone going on about ducks and their houses for? And you lot wont tell me I'll have to use search or google, or just pretend I understand.

Yeah, them ducks and their crazy houses hey!

Just be glad that we didn't tell the Americans on the thread about the moat cleaning service also funded by the public. They would be flooding the UK by now, pausing on the way to their free houses (with moats) only to scrounge free services from the NHS.

Weeze Feb 13th 2013 1:10 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 
What, you think a dirty moat would be acceptable? It would be living like an animal.

cindyabs Feb 13th 2013 1:10 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Lion in Winter (Post 10543577)
Just be glad that we didn't tell the Americans on the thread about the moat cleaning service also funded by the public. They would be flooding the UK by now, pausing on the way to their free houses (with moats) only to scrounge free services from the NHS.

Only interested if MY house comes with penguins in the moat.

kimilseung Feb 13th 2013 1:12 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by cindyabs (Post 10543579)
Only interested if MY house comes with penguins in the moat.

F#@king penguins. My castle came with turrets.


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