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British Expats (https://britishexpats.com/forum/)
-   The Trailer Park (https://britishexpats.com/forum/trailer-park-96/)
-   -   Pet Peeves? (https://britishexpats.com/forum/trailer-park-96/pet-peeves-733083/)

Lion in Winter Feb 13th 2013 1:13 pm
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by cindyabs (Post 10543579)
Only interested if MY house comes with penguins in the moat.
Yeah you can get them at the benefit office, no problem. You don't even need to show proof that you are allowed to have penguins.

Lion in Winter Feb 13th 2013 1:15 pm
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by kimilseung (Post 10543585)
F#@king penguins. My castle came with turrets.
Well you need those so you can pour boiling oil on the herds of Muslims, health service tourists, and drunken people with knives that apparently infest Britain from top to bottom.

kimilseung Feb 13th 2013 1:17 pm
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by Lion in Winter (Post 10543589)
Well you need those so you can pour boiling oil on the herds of Muslims, health service tourists, and drunken people with knives that apparently infest Britain from top to bottom.
I'm starting to understand the resilience of the zombie genre.

moneypenny20 Feb 13th 2013 1:18 pm
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by Lion in Winter (Post 10543589)
Well you need those so you can pour boiling oil on the herds of Muslims, health service tourists, and drunken people with knives that apparently infest Britain from top to bottom.
Don't they all live in their own, superior castles, given to them free gratis by the British Government?

Lion in Winter Feb 13th 2013 1:18 pm
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by kimilseung (Post 10543591)
I'm starting to understand the resilience of the zombie genre.
Zombies are on benefits too?

Lion in Winter Feb 13th 2013 1:19 pm
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 10543593)
Don't they all live in their own, superior castles, given to them free gratis by the British Government?
Well yes, but it's never enough, is it. They don't work so they have nothing to do all day but loiter around the castles of others.

paranoidandroid Feb 13th 2013 1:22 pm
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by Lion in Winter (Post 10543597)
Well yes, but it's never enough, is it. They don't work so they have nothing to do all day but loiter around the castles of others.
What about those of us that work, but loiter around the threads of BE?

moneypenny20 Feb 13th 2013 1:23 pm
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by paranoidandroid (Post 10543600)
What about those of us that work, but loiter around the threads of BE?
You're just sad.

Mr Weeze Feb 13th 2013 1:25 pm
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by Lion in Winter (Post 10543595)
Zombies are on benefits too?
Yes, and here's the kicker - they never stop claiming their pension.

Lion in Winter Feb 13th 2013 1:25 pm
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by paranoidandroid (Post 10543600)
What about those of us that work, but loiter around the threads of BE?
Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 10543603)
You're just sad.
Interesting new category though. I think the whole thing rests on whether or not his wife wears a veil and if he tries to hunt the Queen's swans.

Lion in Winter Feb 13th 2013 1:26 pm
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by Mr Weeze (Post 10543607)
Yes, and here's the kicker - they never stop claiming their pension.
Bloody typical. No wonder all the proper British are going to Australia.

RICH Feb 13th 2013 1:42 pm
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by Lion in Winter (Post 10543595)
Zombies are on benefits too?
Have you ever seen one working?

Never mind

paranoidandroid Feb 13th 2013 2:19 pm
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 10543603)
You're just sad.
True, I've been sad ever since I left England.

paranoidandroid Feb 13th 2013 2:28 pm
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by Lion in Winter (Post 10543608)
Interesting new category though. I think the whole thing rests on whether or not his wife wears a veil and if he tries to hunt the Queen's swans.
You worked it out, it was either 20 years in The Tower on a bread and water diet, or be deported to the US. I took the deportation... on reflection, a 20 stretch in the tower on bread and water, would have been a lot less painful. :frown:

Uncle Ebenezer Feb 13th 2013 2:30 pm
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by paranoidandroid (Post 10543699)
True, I've been sad ever since I left England.
Wanker.


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