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Englishtart Jan 25th 2013 1:06 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by paranoidandroid (Post 10504916)
Would that be the medical term for it up there in NJ? :unsure:

Nah...it's just been dumbed down so the guys will get that little 'knee squeeze' when they read that word:rofl:

Nutek Jan 25th 2013 1:16 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Englishtart (Post 10505034)
Nah...it's just been dumbed down so the guys will get that little 'knee squeeze' when they read that word:rofl:

I've been trying to block it out completely. :eek:

SultanOfSwing Jan 25th 2013 1:27 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 10505048)
I've been trying to block it out completely. :eek:

:lol:

A bloke's plumbing is definitive proof that there is no such thing as intelligent design though. If something needs looking at you either have to go through the old chap or up the arse.

Now, intelligent design would have been to put a little hatch in there somewhere, for ease of access.

- Oolon Colluphid

Nutek Jan 25th 2013 1:36 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 10505061)
:lol:

If something needs looking at you either have to go through the old chap

Anyone trying to poke anything up there without knocking me out first is gonna get punched in theirs.

Now I need to go curl into a small rocking ball somewhere and think of something relaxing for a while. :p

(nice Hitchhikers quote btw :D )

SultanOfSwing Jan 25th 2013 1:40 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 10505073)
Anyone trying to poke anything up there without knocking me out first is gonna get punched in theirs.

Now I need to go curl into a small rocking ball somewhere and think of something relaxing for a while. :p

(nice Hitchhikers quote btw :D )

The only Hitchhikers bit was throwing Oolon Colluphid's name at the end.

I thought it'd be the kind of thing one would see in That Just About Wraps It Up For God :D

scrubbedexpat097 Jan 25th 2013 2:08 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 
You guys obviously do not understand anatomy of the male and female body..."sticking" anything into the end of a penis is the same for a female except the same "hole" is just not on the end of an appendage.


Do you hear us making such a fuss when we have to have certain procedures...hell no:sneaky:

You are all a bunch of woosies..:frown:

SultanOfSwing Jan 25th 2013 2:12 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Sugarmooma (Post 10505122)
You guys obviously do not understand anatomy of the male and female body..."sticking" anything into the end of a penis is the same for a female except the same "hole" is just not on the end of an appendage.


Do you hear us making such a fuss when we have to have certain procedures...hell no:sneaky:

You are all a bunch of woosies..:frown:

WGAF?

Oh, wait, wrong thread ...

Englishtart Jan 25th 2013 2:28 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Sugarmooma (Post 10505122)
You guys obviously do not understand anatomy of the male and female body..."sticking" anything into the end of a penis is the same for a female except the same "hole" is just not on the end of an appendage.


Do you hear us making such a fuss when we have to have certain procedures...hell no:sneaky:

You are all a bunch of woosies..:frown:

Yeah....what she said!:p

scrubbedexpat097 Jan 25th 2013 2:32 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 10505129)
WGAF?

Oh, wait, wrong thread ...

:sneaky::p


Originally Posted by Englishtart (Post 10505155)
Yeah....what she said!:p

:thumbsup:

SultanOfSwing Jan 25th 2013 2:34 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Sugarmooma (Post 10505159)
:sneaky::p

Don't get me wrong, I welcome new entrants to the field of pedantry.

Not at the expense of a cheap knob gag and a dig at creationists though :p

Nutek Jan 25th 2013 2:42 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Sugarmooma (Post 10505122)
You guys obviously do not understand anatomy of the male and female body..."sticking" anything into the end of a penis is the same for a female except the same "hole" is just not on the end of an appendage.


Do you hear us making such a fuss when we have to have certain procedures...hell no:sneaky:

You are all a bunch of woosies..:frown:

Thinking about this makes the appendage pretty much disapear back into the body anyway.
Besides, if its a legitimate procedure, well, the body has a way of preventing that. :p

SultanOfSwing Jan 25th 2013 2:46 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 10505169)
Thinking about this makes the appendage pretty much disapear back into the body anyway.
Besides, if its a legitimate procedure, well, the body has a way of preventing that. :p

She's technically right - the male and female urethra are the same diameter.

I don't imagine anyone relishes the idea of someone shoving anything up what we all consider to be an exit only; whichever shape your genitals are :D

scrubbedexpat097 Jan 25th 2013 2:54 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 10505177)
She's technically right - the male and female urethra are the same diameter.

I don't imagine anyone relishes the idea of someone shoving anything up what we all consider to be an exit only; whichever shape your genitals are :D


Yes I am right and when I was nursing I "shoved" catheters into both male and female urethras and the biggest whiners were MEN........just saying:lol:

SultanOfSwing Jan 25th 2013 2:59 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Sugarmooma (Post 10505189)
Yes I am right and when I was nursing I "shoved" catheters into both male and female urethras and the biggest whiners were MEN........just saying:lol:

Never had a catheter. My wife did, when she was having our daughter, but the epidural took care of any discomfort she may have experienced as a result.

My aversion to the procedure is more to do with the fact that I don't want a stranger touching my knob :unsure:

Nutek Jan 25th 2013 3:04 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Sugarmooma (Post 10505189)
shoved catheters

It should be illegal to have sentences with these two words in them. :frown:

Expect when preceded by "never".


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