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HarryTheSpider Mar 6th 2012 6:29 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Sugarmooma (Post 9939037)
I said you could easily regain your status..



...but I agree with cindy, you are much more of a goober..:thumbsup:

:rofl:

Unconscious competence rules!!

Sally Redux Mar 6th 2012 9:56 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by HarryTheSpider (Post 9939232)
Mostly harmless, perchance?

:lol:

moneypenny20 Mar 6th 2012 10:33 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Dorothy (Post 9938010)
I keep threatening to shave my daughter's head if I find any more of the bloody things around.

My daughter would rush off to get the shaver before I finished speaking! :lol:

cindyabs Mar 6th 2012 1:12 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by HarryTheSpider (Post 9939232)
Mostly harmless, perchance?

translated, yes. But don't push your luck bucko. :sneaky:

MadRad Mar 6th 2012 1:43 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by StephieFaith83 (Post 9886957)
My main one right now is being asked where I'm from 30 times a day. I work in a Grocery Store. Most of the people are just genuinely happy to be talking to an English person. Then there are the ones that overstep the boundaries. It goes a little something like this...

Person: Where are you from?
Me: England
Person: How long have you lived in the US?
Me: This will be my third year
Person: What are you doing here? Are you a student?
Me: No, my husband is from here
Person: How did you meet your husband?

And at this point I start to seethe a little inside.

^^^^ This. I had a conversation last week with a receptionist. It went like this:

Receptionist: What part of Ireland are you from?
Me: I'm not Irish, I'm Scottish.
Receptionist: You must be, that's an Irish accent!
Me: No it isn't, it's Scottish.
Receptionist: Oh it is, I know my accents!

At which point I walked away. Stupid woman cost her company money too, as I took my business elsewhere.


Today's specific pet peeve though is with Comcast. After discovering they been charging us for months for a modem we don't rent from them, the first idiot on the phone wanted me to unplug MY modem, and take it along with the receipt for its purchase (god knows where that is) to the Comcast shop (which is 20-odd miles away) to prove we don't rent it from them! Thankfully, I then asked her to do something really difficult and was actually put through to someone who seemed to know what they were talking about!

kimilseung Mar 6th 2012 1:53 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by MadRad (Post 9939944)
Today's specific pet peeve though is with Comcast. After discovering they been charging us for months for a modem we don't rent from them, the first idiot on the phone wanted me to unplug MY modem, and take it along with the receipt for its purchase (god knows where that is) to the Comcast shop (which is 20-odd miles away) to prove we don't rent it from them! Thankfully, I then asked her to do something really difficult and was actually put through to someone who seemed to know what they were talking about!

Realizing I have been paying for a few years for a simple crappy modem, I plan on buying one and dropping the rental. I looked online about returning it and I see your experience is far from uncommon, it is unbelievable that they want receipts and the like, and do not seem to know their own equipment.

Sally Redux Mar 6th 2012 2:02 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by kimilseung (Post 9939957)
Realizing I have been paying for a few years for a simple crappy modem, I plan on buying one and dropping the rental. I looked online about returning it and I see your experience is far from uncommon, it is unbelievable that they want receipts and the like, and do not seem to know their own equipment.

When we cancelled our Charter TV service because it was so bad, they gave us 2 locations to return the box to, both of which had disappeared, leaving us driving around, stopping in nearby offices to try to ask if anyone knew where they'd gone etc. Eventually came home with it and somebody arrived a few days later to pick it up, this appeared to be totally unrelated and I got the strong impression that it was lucky we hadn't dropped it off anywhere or they would have charged us for it.

Dorothy Mar 6th 2012 4:06 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by MadRad (Post 9939944)
^^^^ This. I had a conversation last week with a receptionist. It went like this:

Receptionist: What part of Ireland are you from?
Me: I'm not Irish, I'm Scottish.
Receptionist: You must be, that's an Irish accent!
Me: No it isn't, it's Scottish.
Receptionist: Oh it is, I know my accents!

Yesterday...
Patient "Where are the toilets?"
Me "Just go down the hall to the door marked 3/4 and turn left."
Patient "Oh, that's a Scottish accent if I ever heard one"
Me "Um, no it's not. I'm Canadian. I've been mistaken for Irish, American and occasionally English, but never Scottish."
Patient "Are you sure? You sure sound Scottish to me"
Me "Pretty sure since I was born in Canada and spent the first 43 years of my life there. I've actually only spent 3 days in UK and that was in London last year"
Patient "Well, I still think you're Scottish but just don't know it"

Me :rolleyes:

Bob Mar 7th 2012 3:46 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by kimilseung (Post 9939957)
Realizing I have been paying for a few years for a simple crappy modem, I plan on buying one and dropping the rental. I looked online about returning it and I see your experience is far from uncommon, it is unbelievable that they want receipts and the like, and do not seem to know their own equipment.

They know damn bloody quickly when you don't return their rental when you cancel your service though.

They scan the serial number barcode and it's linked to your Comcast account...basically all the gear you have from them, they need to scan on return so that you don't get a bill for a new replacement and that includes the remote for the DVR. The only thing you get away with is the HDMI cable they give you for upgrading to HD service, if you asked them for a cable.

paranoidandroid Mar 7th 2012 7:46 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Dorothy (Post 9940082)
Yesterday...
Patient "Where are the toilets?"
Me "Just go down the hall to the door marked 3/4 and turn left."
Patient "Oh, that's a Scottish accent if I ever heard one"
Me "Um, no it's not. I'm Canadian. I've been mistaken for Irish, American and occasionally English, but never Scottish."
Patient "Are you sure? You sure sound Scottish to me"
Me "Pretty sure since I was born in Canada and spent the first 43 years of my life there. I've actually only spent 3 days in UK and that was in London last year"
Patient "Well, I still think you're Scottish but just don't know it"

Me :rolleyes:

So you didn't want to be mistaken for a Scot? I understand. :nod:

Uncle Ebenezer Mar 7th 2012 7:48 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by paranoidandroid (Post 9941251)
So you didn't want to be mistaken for a Scot? I understand. :nod:

Jock or canuck ... talk about the lesser of two evils.

SultanOfSwing Mar 7th 2012 7:49 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Uncle Ebenezer (Post 9941259)
Jock or canuck ... talk about the lesser of two evils.

Och aye, eh.

paranoidandroid Mar 7th 2012 8:11 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Uncle Ebenezer (Post 9941259)
Jock or canuck ... talk about the lesser of two evils.

We could have a poll on that. Funny how the two countries are joined on North of the decent bit.

Uncle Ebenezer Mar 7th 2012 8:17 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by paranoidandroid (Post 9941315)
We could have a poll on that. Funny how the two countries are joined on North of the decent bit.

Brain freeze could explain a lot, for sure.

MadRad Mar 7th 2012 3:38 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Bob (Post 9940824)
They know damn bloody quickly when you don't return their rental when you cancel your service though.

They scan the serial number barcode and it's linked to your Comcast account...basically all the gear you have from them, they need to scan on return so that you don't get a bill for a new replacement and that includes the remote for the DVR. The only thing you get away with is the HDMI cable they give you for upgrading to HD service, if you asked them for a cable.

How true. When we left our rental, we cancelled the account and were told to return some box or other. Which I did. After waiting in a ridiculous queue (think of a British post office queue circa 1980, with about 20 service points but only 2 people serving and you get the picture, and patrolled by a man whose entire job was to yell out the registration numbers of the cars currently being towed away) the officious wifey proceeded to harangue me because i hadn't returned some other bit that we didn't know we were supposed to. Comcast had come in and done some upgrade, but added on a bit of equipment and attached it to our account and failed to tell us. She yelled at me that I'd just have to go and get it RIGHT NOW or I would be charged IMMEDIATELY. Given that the rental place was approximately 150 miles away that would be a challenge. Fortunately our former landlord was a decent guy and he sorted it out with the local Comcast agent.

The most recent debacle was made all the more laughable by the fact they insisted on spouting all the 'Comcast is the home of customer satisfaction' crap at the end of the call.


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