Originally Posted by Sugarmooma (Post 9972227)

Actually making a cup of tea with a bag in a tea cup should be the real peeve.

That is just so wrong:frown:

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 9972283)

Tea is wrong. Bleugh, manky stuff.

Originally Posted by Sugarmooma (Post 9972295)

Chocolate and tea???

Houston, we have a problem:D

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 9972303)

Yup, sorry! Don't drink wine either. Maybe I should just go shoot myself now? :lol:

Originally Posted by robin1234 (Post 9972180)

Whoa.. remember those movies? Happy days! I hardly recognise myself now when I watch them!

Originally Posted by HarryTheSpider (Post 9972355)

I know, I had to squint to be sure...:eek::eek:

Originally Posted by HarryTheSpider (Post 9970901)

People who 'correct' my spelling to the US way.

**** off FFS. I know what I am saying, and believe it or not my grasp of English, written and spoken, is way better than the average American, who reads, writes and speaks AMERICAN. They are not the same language, it only looks that way...

And the First Amendment applies to me too and I choose to express myself using English.

That also goes for self righteous religious pricks who tell me I offend them for saying faggot... As in faggot, chips and peas, not 'gay'... That these words I use are the words of the Devil blah blah blah. Sanctimonious, hypocritical arse wipes. And anyway, I didn't offend them, they chose to be offended. There's a subtle distinction. and I choose to rant about them. And take responsibility for that too... Though from a distance, because some of them are armed too...

Right, I'm done. Back to watching some more Poirot...

Edit

I'm not done. Just seen an advert for Calzones.

It is pronounced Calzon-ay (sort of), not calz own. This is not an English-American thing, this is an American thing. Speak your own language properly you knobfacedarsebucketsmeghead.

And don't get me started on Parmesan.

Ok. Done.

Originally Posted by HarryTheSpider (Post 9970901)

That also goes for self righteous religious pricks who tell me I offend them for saying faggot... As in faggot, chips and peas, not 'gay'... That these words I use are the words of the Devil blah blah blah.

Originally Posted by kimilseung (Post 9973404)

This conversation needs expanding. How can they go off on one, if all you said was "faggot, chips and peas"? We need to know more.

Originally Posted by kimilseung (Post 9973404)

This conversation needs expanding. How can they go off on one, if all you said was "faggot, chips and peas"? We need to know more.

Originally Posted by robin1234 (Post 9973409)

Not sure when you have the opportunity of saying "faggot, chips and peas" when in North America.

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 9973411)

It could have been worse - he could have been using the 'bundle of sticks' definition. Imagine the reaction if he had mentioned on a cold day, that he was looking forward to getting home and throwing a couple of faggots on the fire :eek:

Originally Posted by zargof (Post 9973425)

Or he was just popping outside to smoke a fag.

Originally Posted by robin1234 (Post 9971420)

What about minestrone? FOUR syllables, not bloody three. Plus which, you probably can't even get decent minestrone over here.