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Forum: The Sand Pit
Nov 14th 2007, 2:33 pm
Replies: 134
Views: 3,703
Posted By Modernian

Re: GarethR....

Oooops - Logon error - thought he'd gone for good............

.........oh well..........
Forum: The Sand Pit
Nov 14th 2007, 2:32 pm
Replies: 134
Views: 3,703
Posted By Modernian

Re: GarethR....

And it's so unfair that self-portraits are not allowed to be avatars........
Forum: Middle East
Nov 3rd 2007, 6:13 pm
Replies: 6
Views: 511
Posted By Modernian

Goodbye

It's been fun, but incredibly burdensome work-loads and personal commitments mean that I am no longer able to pay The Bored..... er ..... I mean the board the attention it deserves...........
...
Forum: Middle East
Nov 3rd 2007, 5:54 pm
Replies: 62
Views: 2,621
Posted By Modernian

Re: Pakistani Areas?

Was just wondering - why do you actually WANT to live in a Pakistani area? We in the WASP community aren't bad people, you know...........

........... and I was just pondering the sort of response...
Forum: The Sand Pit
Oct 30th 2007, 2:16 pm
Replies: 54
Views: 2,333
Posted By Modernian

Re: Kiss My Ass

What a ridiculously long-winded and pointless debate about a matter of no significance.

If a man wants everyone to kiss his donkey, what's the problem? :confused:
Forum: The Sand Pit
Oct 30th 2007, 5:51 am
Replies: 54
Views: 2,333
Posted By Modernian

Re: Kiss My Ass

Car stickers? My pet hate is "Baby On Board", as if to imply it's OK to slam right into any other car...........

"Look! That car in front doesn't have a 'Baby On Board' sticker! Let's smash him...
Forum: Middle East
Oct 29th 2007, 7:20 pm
Replies: 47
Views: 1,923
Posted By Modernian

Re: Help - forecasting monthly spend!

I boycott Carrefour and Geant because they don't sell pork.
Forum: Middle East
Oct 29th 2007, 3:03 pm
Replies: 10
Views: 16,264
Posted By Modernian

Re: salary advice

I know nothing about your particular area of expertise but it sounds as if you are well-qualified/educated so that money is a complete turn-off.

In my line of work that monthly figure is...
Forum: The Sand Pit
Oct 29th 2007, 2:36 pm
Replies: 2
Views: 466
Posted By Modernian

A sincere apology.............

Apologies To Everyone

Over the past few weeks I have posted pictures and jokes to BE friends who I thought shared the same sense of humour as me. Unfortunately this wasn't the case and I seem to...
Forum: Middle East
Oct 27th 2007, 5:43 am
Replies: 54
Views: 4,677
Posted By Modernian

Re: Best Gulf state for families?

Hi Shark,

Saudi would be fine but your wife would have to fall in line with the restrictions (wearing the black abaya, not allowed to drive, etc). No alcohol (at least officially!!)

Bahrain has...
Forum: Spain
Sep 18th 2007, 7:35 pm
Replies: 32
Views: 1,891
Posted By Modernian

Re: Colin McRae dead

Portuguese police have announced that MRS McRae is now a suspect. They are asking her to sign a statement admitting that she "accidentally" made the helicopter crash........:huh:
Forum: The Sand Pit
Aug 24th 2007, 3:42 pm
Replies: 201
Views: 112,676
Posted By Modernian

Re: An Escort in Dubai

I reckon it's someone who will be in Dire trouble soon..........
Forum: Middle East
Aug 19th 2007, 7:22 pm
Replies: 12
Views: 3,539
Posted By Modernian

Re: Pet camel kills woman 'trying to have sex'

I particularly liked the deadpan matter-of-fact line:

"The fate of the camel was not known".

I also know a nice lady who treats ME like a pet, but WITH discipline.......
Forum: Middle East
Aug 19th 2007, 3:57 pm
Replies: 12
Views: 3,539
Posted By Modernian

Pet camel kills woman 'trying to have sex'

Not a headline I ever thought I'd see.................. this is from the BBC website, of all places.............:huh:

Pet camel kills woman 'trying to have sex'
By staff and agencies
Last...
Forum: Middle East
Aug 19th 2007, 11:21 am
Replies: 287
Views: 18,355
Posted By Modernian

Re: When was Dubai last a lovely place?

Congratulations everybody!!!

We have just taken this thread to the magic "200 posts" level!!

Not quite in the "song reflecting your mood" bracket, but not bad all the same....
Forum: Middle East
Aug 19th 2007, 11:10 am
Replies: 287
Views: 18,355
Posted By Modernian

Re: When was Dubai last a lovely place?

BC you beat me to it.......
Forum: Middle East
Aug 19th 2007, 11:08 am
Replies: 287
Views: 18,355
Posted By Modernian

Re: When was Dubai last a lovely place?

No, silly - I worked FOR HH.

You don't know who or what HH is? He's quite well-known....... lives in a nice house in Dubai....... owns a racehorse or two......... has a bridge named after his...
Forum: Middle East
Aug 18th 2007, 7:26 pm
Replies: 287
Views: 18,355
Posted By Modernian

Re: When was Dubai last a lovely place?

Oh sorry - you meant 'how long have I been IN DUBAI?'. I thought you were asking how long I had been on The Board. Sorry.

Dubai 2 years. Before that several years in KSA. Worked for HH for a...
Forum: Middle East
Aug 18th 2007, 6:44 pm
Replies: 287
Views: 18,355
Posted By Modernian

Re: When was Dubai last a lovely place?

How long have I been here? What's that got to do with anything? You can read my details, just as I can read yours. Now let me see......... ah yes, you've been here for nearly three years........

I...
Forum: Middle East
Aug 18th 2007, 5:02 pm
Replies: 287
Views: 18,355
Posted By Modernian

Re: When was Dubai last a lovely place?

Amazing.......... an opinion poll about whether Dubai is still lovely becomes a rambling discourse about some of the remotest parts of eastern Europe.

I think I'll start a thread about skimmed...
Forum: The Sand Pit
Aug 17th 2007, 12:45 pm
Replies: 5,137
Views: 257,006
Posted By Modernian

Re: 10,000 views????

At least four........... and that's just in my own mind.........
Forum: The Sand Pit
Aug 17th 2007, 3:35 am
Replies: 50
Views: 1,941
Posted By Modernian

Re: beefburgers

What about Wendy's? At least they taste like real meat........

Best burgers in the TOD awards were at GBK.......
Forum: Middle East
Aug 17th 2007, 3:16 am
Replies: 419
Views: 27,085
Posted By Modernian

Re: Dubai Country Club - possible closure

Bab Al Shams for lunch? I hope they treat him better than they treated me (a Dubai Holding employee).

I can just imagine it.......

"Are you staying with us? You are in the 'Residents Only'...
Forum: The Sand Pit
Aug 15th 2007, 6:05 pm
Replies: 82
Views: 2,254
Posted By Modernian

Re: what questions haunt you

Questions that haunt me..........

Why do 'flammable' and 'inflammable' (which sound like opposites) mean the same thing?

Why is it that, if four of you go out for a meal and they seat you at a...
Forum: The Sand Pit
Aug 14th 2007, 8:00 am
Replies: 35
Views: 1,653
Posted By Modernian

Re: Everything James Bond!!

Those girls' names............ Honey Rider, Pussy Galore, Holly Goodhead, Mary Goodnight, Kissy Suzuki (??)......... and Plenty O'Toole ("Named after your father, I assume?" - great Connery line).
...
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