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Old Aug 19th 2007, 3:57 pm
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Not a headline I ever thought I'd see.................. this is from the BBC website, of all places.............

Pet camel kills woman 'trying to have sex'
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Last Updated: 2:35pm BST 19/08/2007



An Australian woman was killed by a pet camel given to her as a 60th birthday present after the animal apparently tried to have sex, police have said.


Dromedary camels can be dangerous if treated as pets without discipline
The woman, whose name was not released, was killed yesterday at her family's sheep and cattle ranch near Mitchell, 350 miles west of the Queensland state capital Brisbane, said Detective Senior Constable Craig Gregory of the state police.

The 10-month-old male camel - weighing about 330 pounds - knocked the woman to the ground, lay on top of her, then exhibited what police suspect was mating behaviour, Mr Gregory said.

"I'd say it's probably been playing, or it may be even a sexual sort of thing," Gregory said, adding the camel almost suffocated the family's pet goat by straddling it on several occasions.

Chris Hill, who has offered camel rides to tourists for 20 years, a said he had no doubt the camel's behaviour was sexual.

Young camels are not aggressive, but can be dangerous if treated as pets without discipline, Mr Hill added.

The fate of the camel was not known.

The woman was given the camel in March as a birthday present from her husband and daughter. "She had a love of exotic pets," Mr Gregory said.

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Not a headline I ever thought I'd see.................. this is from the BBC website, of all places.............

Pet camel kills woman 'trying to have sex'
By staff and agencies
Last Updated: 2:35pm BST 19/08/2007



An Australian woman was killed by a pet camel given to her as a 60th birthday present after the animal apparently tried to have sex, police have said.


Dromedary camels can be dangerous if treated as pets without discipline
The woman, whose name was not released, was killed yesterday at her family's sheep and cattle ranch near Mitchell, 350 miles west of the Queensland state capital Brisbane, said Detective Senior Constable Craig Gregory of the state police.

The 10-month-old male camel - weighing about 330 pounds - knocked the woman to the ground, lay on top of her, then exhibited what police suspect was mating behaviour, Mr Gregory said.

"I'd say it's probably been playing, or it may be even a sexual sort of thing," Gregory said, adding the camel almost suffocated the family's pet goat by straddling it on several occasions.

Chris Hill, who has offered camel rides to tourists for 20 years, a said he had no doubt the camel's behaviour was sexual.

Young camels are not aggressive, but can be dangerous if treated as pets without discipline, Mr Hill added.

The fate of the camel was not known.

The woman was given the camel in March as a birthday present from her husband and daughter. "She had a love of exotic pets," Mr Gregory said.
It must've read the Camel Sutra...
Crouching Camel-Hidden Woman position is to die for...
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It must've read the Camel Sutra...
Crouching Camel-Hidden Woman position is to die for...
A spanish fly was also spotted flying overhead...
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Old Aug 19th 2007, 7:14 pm
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Originally Posted by Confucius View Post
It must've read the Camel Sutra...
Crouching Camel-Hidden Woman position is to die for...
hmmm...you sound suspiciously familiar with the camel sutra...!

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Originally Posted by Confucius View Post
It must've read the Camel Sutra...
Crouching Camel-Hidden Woman position is to die for...
I particularly liked the deadpan matter-of-fact line:

"The fate of the camel was not known".

I also know a nice lady who treats ME like a pet, but WITH discipline.......
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"The fate of the camel was not known but was last seen smoking a fag"
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Originally Posted by Confucius View Post
It must've read the Camel Sutra...
Crouching Camel-Hidden Woman position is to die for...
too funny again
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She had a love of exotic pets?

Thank god they never gave her an elephant, she would have needed a coffin 10ft by 10ft after a flattening by that!
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Not a headline I ever thought I'd see.................. this is from the BBC website, of all places.............

Pet camel kills woman 'trying to have sex'
By staff and agencies
Last Updated: 2:35pm BST 19/08/2007



An Australian woman was killed by a pet camel given to her as a 60th birthday present after the animal apparently tried to have sex, police have said.


Dromedary camels can be dangerous if treated as pets without discipline
The woman, whose name was not released, was killed yesterday at her family's sheep and cattle ranch near Mitchell, 350 miles west of the Queensland state capital Brisbane, said Detective Senior Constable Craig Gregory of the state police.

The 10-month-old male camel - weighing about 330 pounds - knocked the woman to the ground, lay on top of her, then exhibited what police suspect was mating behaviour, Mr Gregory said.

"I'd say it's probably been playing, or it may be even a sexual sort of thing," Gregory said, adding the camel almost suffocated the family's pet goat by straddling it on several occasions.

Chris Hill, who has offered camel rides to tourists for 20 years, a said he had no doubt the camel's behaviour was sexual.

Young camels are not aggressive, but can be dangerous if treated as pets without discipline, Mr Hill added.

The fate of the camel was not known.

The woman was given the camel in March as a birthday present from her husband and daughter. "She had a love of exotic pets," Mr Gregory said.
Humped to death?
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Humped to death?
bet her family had the hump after that
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Humped to death?
PMSL!!!
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bet her family had the hump after that
can think of better ways of getting a camel hair coat, but what ever turns you on.
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can think of better ways of getting a camel hair coat, but what ever turns you on.
hahahaha your funny!!
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