what questions haunt you
Aug 14th 2007, 12:19 pm
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what questions haunt you
QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME
1) Can you cry under water?
2) How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
3) Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
4) Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
5) Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
6) What disease did cured ham actually have?
7) How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
8) Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
9) If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
10) Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
11) Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
12) Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
13) Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
14) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
15) If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
16) Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
17) If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
18) Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
19) If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
20) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
21) If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
22) Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
23) Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
24) Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
25) Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
1) Can you cry under water?
2) How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
3) Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
4) Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
5) Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
6) What disease did cured ham actually have?
7) How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
8) Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
9) If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
10) Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
11) Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
12) Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
13) Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
14) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
15) If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
16) Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
17) If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
18) Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
19) If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
20) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
21) If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
22) Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
23) Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
24) Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
25) Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Aug 14th 2007, 12:23 pm
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Re: what questions haunt you
why is there only 1 Monopolies Commission?
Aug 14th 2007, 12:28 pm
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Re: what questions haunt you
QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME
1) Can you cry under water?
2) How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
3) Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
4) Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
5) Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
6) What disease did cured ham actually have?
7) How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
8) Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
9) If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
10) Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
11) Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
12) Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
13) Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
14) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
15) If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
16) Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
17) If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
18) Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
19) If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
20) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
21) If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
22) Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
23) Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
24) Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
25) Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
1) Can you cry under water?
2) How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
3) Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
4) Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
5) Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
6) What disease did cured ham actually have?
7) How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
8) Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
9) If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
10) Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
11) Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
12) Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
13) Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
14) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
15) If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
16) Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
17) If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
18) Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
19) If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
20) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
21) If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
22) Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
23) Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
24) Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
25) Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
18) the answer to this question, but not, Goofy is a Cow while Pluto is a dog
Aug 14th 2007, 12:30 pm
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Re: what questions haunt you
Why are they called the secret service when we see them all protecting the American President, not very secret now are they
Aug 14th 2007, 12:30 pm
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Re: what questions haunt you
omg, i soooo just did number 23, lmao...and the answer to no 22 is yes...!!
MM, xx
MM, xx
Aug 14th 2007, 12:32 pm
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Aug 14th 2007, 12:36 pm
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Aug 14th 2007, 12:42 pm
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Re: what questions haunt you
Why do they say ..they ''raised'' the builing to to ground 
Aug 14th 2007, 12:42 pm
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Re: what questions haunt you
why don't all eggs have chickens inside of them?
Aug 14th 2007, 1:08 pm
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Re: what questions haunt you
What is the point of Jamie Oliver?
And talking of chickens and eggs - which came first?
Why did the USA vote in a moron? TWICE.
And talking of chickens and eggs - which came first?
Why did the USA vote in a moron? TWICE.
Aug 14th 2007, 1:10 pm
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Re: what questions haunt you
How do snow plough drivers get to work?
Aug 14th 2007, 1:43 pm
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Re: what questions haunt you
Why, if the Black Box in an aircraft is indestructible, do they wrap it up in loads of protective stuff and carefully crate it away to investigate the cause of a crash?