Portuguese police have announced that MRS McRae is now a suspect. They are asking her to sign a statement admitting that she "accidentally" made the helicopter crash........

Woman, take me in your arms..

Well would you look at that, couldn't come up with anything better second time around, and you call yourself a joke writer.

I think for production of jokes you should look to your parents for inspiration.

Yeah, well maybe you ought to try looking else where then, 'cos your jokes are crap.

rock me baby .......

'elsewhere' is one word ... so, I do pedantic nit-picking too

nice come back....heartless pig!

comeback? come-back?

I wanted to go with insensitive scum but went with heartless pig instead but I think the message was there eh?


Oh and what else did you say?

Go it loud and clear, me? Oh nothing important. I was going to spread a story about Mr McRae and his then co-driver and their goings-on in a hotel but it would be insensitive.

Hope he stopped all that nonsense before he took up flying though ...

I can hear the frantic thumping away of keyboards all over BE world as we speak!!

Live fast ... die with your son ... doesn't have a great ring to it does it?

Just say no kids.

As tasteless as I find some of the comments on this tread (probably because I personally know little Ben's family) and they all come from my home town..I guess it boils down to freedom of speech and freedom to those not to read, not too..it's all our choice

The problem is that once people start reacting to something said the kids in the playground just go mad.