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Greenhill Oct 7th 2012 12:48 pm

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And 67% of the goals were scored by defenders :o


Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 10318546)
Well that didn't quite work out did it?


Novocastrian Oct 7th 2012 1:02 pm

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Originally Posted by Greenhill (Post 10318874)
And 67% of the goals were scored by defenders :o

But only two significant figures.

Greenhill Oct 7th 2012 1:35 pm

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If only Cisse could obtain similar accuracy.


Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 10318888)
But only two significant figures.


Tangram Oct 8th 2012 2:19 am

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Suarez resorted to some of his bad side tricks again but I noticed this too off a tweet

http://i.minus.com/iI04qBVyEBQp2.gif

jimf Oct 9th 2012 5:11 am

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The Wonga Arena would have been good..........

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/foo...ark-again.html

Former Lancastrian Oct 9th 2012 5:28 am

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 10318547)
Mere geography. Mancuntians are southern ponces.

There again we could say that the Geordies are actually inbred sheep shaggers from Scotland.;)
Pardew must be happy with an 8 yr contract knowing if the Toon want rid of him he will have a big pay day. An enormous amount of faith giving any PL manager an 8 yr contract.
Any suggestions for a new name for the stadium in light of this announcement? Back to Sid James Park me thinks.
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/n...140825817.html

Novocastrian Oct 9th 2012 7:35 am

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Originally Posted by Former Lancastrian (Post 10322067)
There again we could say that the Geordies are actually inbred sheep shaggers from Scotland.;)
Pardew must be happy with an 8 yr contract knowing if the Toon want rid of him he will have a big pay day. An enormous amount of faith giving any PL manager an 8 yr contract.
Any suggestions for a new name for the stadium in light of this announcement? Back to Sid James Park me thinks.
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/n...140825817.html

On a point of order m'lud, the sheep shaggers come from that bit stuck on to the middle western side not the bit stuck on the top.

It's going to be fairly embarrassing cheering on a team with the word Wonga on their shirts but at least the new sponsors are dispensing with that SDA nonsense and (re?) naming the stadium St. James's Park.

Oink Oct 9th 2012 10:31 am

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 10322317)
On a point of order m'lud, the sheep shaggers come from that bit stuck on to the middle western side not the bit stuck on the top.

It's going to be fairly embarrassing cheering on a team with the word Wonga on their shirts but at least the new sponsors are dispensing with that SDA nonsense and (re?) naming the stadium St. James's Park.

My granddad looked a lot like Sid James as well. :thumbup:

Novocastrian Oct 9th 2012 10:32 am

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Originally Posted by Oink (Post 10322617)
My granddad looked a lot like Sid James as well. :thumbup:

Wonga!!

Oink Oct 9th 2012 10:38 am

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 10322619)
Wonga!!

With a nice APR of 4214%. :)

Novocastrian Oct 9th 2012 10:41 am

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Originally Posted by Oink (Post 10322623)
With a nice APR of 4214%. :)

I know, it's really quite embarrassing. At least (as far as I know) they're British crooks.

Novocastrian Oct 9th 2012 10:47 am

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A google search led me to this article,

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footba...united-1369780

Now I can't remember ever before agreeing with a columnist from the Daily Mirror..... (I can't even remember reading one).

Former Lancastrian Oct 10th 2012 2:19 am

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Even more outrage at the Wonga deal.
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/n...006117.html?nc

Maybe the questions that need to be asked are do any of the PL stars feel guilty about how much they receive a week regardless of their religion?
Will those 4 players mentioned refuse to wear the shirt in support of the MCB?

DaveLovesDee Oct 10th 2012 3:15 am

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Originally Posted by Former Lancastrian (Post 10323660)
Will those 4 players mentioned refuse to wear the shirt in support of the MCB?

Depends on whether they want to play football in my opinion. Their employer provides a uniform as part of their employment, and requires said uniform to be worn at times during their employment (there's prabably an FA, UEFA or FIFA directive in there as well). If they refuse to wear the uniform provided, then the employer probably has a disciplinary process they can follow.

I know it's different for footballers, but if you refused to wear your uniform (or wore inappropriate clothing), you could end up getting fired. I doubt any club would sell a player for this, but they'd almost certainly fine him a few thousand quid.

Novocastrian Oct 10th 2012 3:33 am

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Originally Posted by DaveLovesDee (Post 10323754)
Depends on whether they want to play football in my opinion. Their employer provides a uniform as part of their employment, and requires said uniform to be worn at times during their employment (there's prabably an FA, UEFA or FIFA directive in there as well). If they refuse to wear the uniform provided, then the employer probably has a disciplinary process they can follow.

I know it's different for footballers, but if you refused to wear your uniform (or wore inappropriate clothing), you could end up getting fired. I doubt any club would sell a player for this, but they'd almost certainly fine him a few thousand quid.

While I agree with that, my opinion doesn't matter. If Ba, Cisse, Ben Arfa and Tiote feel unsettled by this and their performance levels suffer they'll ask to be traded in January. The Toon would be headed back to oblivion (perhaps deservedly).

Former Lancastrian Oct 15th 2012 1:45 am

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So finally it looks like a decision is going to be made on Anfailed. They are going to plough 145 million into a redevelopment rather than go ahead with a new stadium.
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/l...094202089.html

I tend to think most will be happy and hope that none of the residents want to stay and delay the redevelopment.
According to some of the comments it will make a brilliant Championship ground and the best one is that the new iPhone 5 with its longer screen actually now shows their PL position :rofl:

DaveLovesDee Oct 15th 2012 2:36 am

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Originally Posted by Former Lancastrian (Post 10331903)
So finally it looks like a decision is going to be made on Anfailed. They are going to plough 145 million into a redevelopment rather than go ahead with a new stadium.
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/l...094202089.html

I tend to think most will be happy and hope that none of the residents want to stay and delay the redevelopment.
According to some of the comments it will make a brilliant Championship ground and the best one is that the new iPhone 5 with its longer screen actually now shows their PL position :rofl:

Hopefully it's more accurate than Apple's iOS6 maps application!

Former Lancastrian Oct 19th 2012 2:18 am

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So where does your team stack up in so far as costs of going to a match if you were back in the UK?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...ars-rises.html

I remember paying 2 pound fifty to stand on the Stretford End but cant remember what a tea, bovril or pie cost but probably less than a quid for both.
WTF 4 quid for a pie at a Kidderminster Harriers game and they arent even a proper League club.
There again compared to some of the NFL matches some might consider it a deal. $10 to $12 a beer or even a frigging hot dog.

Greenhill Oct 19th 2012 2:25 am

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15 quid to see NUFC seems reasonable compared to the rest, especially Reading (unless that's for a seat with an obstructed view?)


Originally Posted by Former Lancastrian (Post 10339182)
So where does your team stack up in so far as costs of going to a match if you were back in the UK?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...ars-rises.html

I remember paying 2 pound fifty to stand on the Stretford End but cant remember what a tea, bovril or pie cost but probably less than a quid for both.
WTF 4 quid for a pie at a Kidderminster Harriers game and they arent even a proper League club.
There again compared to some of the NFL matches some might consider it a deal. $10 to $12 a beer or even a frigging hot dog.


Greenhill Oct 19th 2012 2:30 am

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Ok, I get it (/facepalm)

15 quid because you get to sit behind the obese, shirtless, noisy geordie who fools around like Mr. Blobby for the entire duration of the match.



Originally Posted by Greenhill (Post 10339200)
15 quid to see NUFC seems reasonable
compared to the rest, especially Reading (unless that's for a seat with an obstructed view?)


Former Lancastrian Oct 19th 2012 2:38 am

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Originally Posted by Greenhill (Post 10339200)
15 quid to see NUFC seems reasonable compared to the rest, especially Reading (unless that's for a seat with an obstructed view?)

Are you saying NUFC will pay me 15 quid to watch them? I guess 15 quid in my pocket is compensation for listening to that accent and indeed being sat behind that shirtless pie eating Geordie :rofl:

Novocastrian Oct 19th 2012 7:32 am

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Originally Posted by Former Lancastrian (Post 10339230)
Are you saying NUFC will pay me 15 quid to watch them? I guess 15 quid in my pocket is compensation for listening to that accent and indeed being sat behind that shirtless pie eating Geordie :rofl:

I'd think they'd pay you 15 quid not to watch them.

Novocastrian Oct 19th 2012 7:35 am

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But back on topic; the first half of the important stuff this season is on Sunday at the Stadium of Shite. :fingerscrossed:

sw6blue Oct 20th 2012 9:36 am

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where are all the spuds.
what did you think of the game.:rofl:

JamesM Oct 21st 2012 7:14 am

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Originally Posted by sw6blue (Post 10341106)
where are all the spuds.
what did you think of the game.:rofl:

Exciting game.

A shame Bale did not play.

I think Chelsea will be Champions this year and this is the most exciting team that they've ever had.

Novocastrian Oct 21st 2012 8:36 am

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Originally Posted by JamesM (Post 10342379)
Exciting game.

A shame Bale did not play.

I think Chelsea will be Champions this year and this is the most exciting team that they've ever had.

Jolly sporting James. I just hope I'm never put in the position of saying something like that about them reed & white stripey bastards.

Flogger Oct 21st 2012 8:44 am

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 10342468)
Jolly sporting James. I just hope I'm never put in the position of saying something like that about them reed & white stripey bastards.

Didn't see the game today. BBC said the sending off was a bit harsh.

JamesM Oct 21st 2012 8:52 am

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Originally Posted by Flogger (Post 10342482)
Didn't see the game today. BBC said the sending off was a bit harsh.

Unfortunately the way Tiote aggressively throws himself around has given him a reputation where it is hard to give him the benefit of the doubt.

Novocastrian Oct 21st 2012 9:04 am

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Originally Posted by JamesM (Post 10342490)
Unfortunately the way Tiote aggressively throws himself around has given him a reputation where it is hard to give him the benefit of the doubt.

A marginal yellow. Not a red. The referee was bent.

DaveLovesDee Oct 21st 2012 9:10 am

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 10342497)
A marginal yellow. Not a red. The referee was bent.

No wonder he was subbed early against Fulham!

Novocastrian Oct 21st 2012 9:36 am

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Originally Posted by DaveLovesDee (Post 10342504)
No wonder he was subbed early against Fulham!

Who? The ref?

Mr Weeze Oct 21st 2012 10:02 am

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Never a bloody red. 3 points should have been ours.

Novocastrian Oct 21st 2012 10:19 am

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Originally Posted by Mr Weeze (Post 10342557)
Never a bloody red. 3 points should have been ours.

Hear hear.

I accept that Tiote is a robust defensive midfielder who did pick up 11 yellow cards last season (no reds though). That was a travesty, only made worse by the ref ignoring a clear handball in the penalty area two minutes later.

If I may quote from the Guardian's minute by minute report ...

"20 mins: Still no bookings, though Seb Larsson could really have been punished for fairly gratuitously kicking Ameobi in the chest. The free-kick, from 35 yards out, is arrowed towards goal by Cabayé – never likely to beat Mignolet, but impossible to catch as it dipped under the crossbar, so he tipped it over. The corner is put back behind his own goal by Gardener, but the referee thinks it's a goal kick.

25 mins: RED CARD FOR TIOTÉ! Tioté tussles with Colback for possession. Fletcher nips in front and takes the ball, and Tioté's studs take his shin. It wasn't horribly violent, but it was nasty. And the really strange thing is, it all ends with a Newcastle free kick.

26 mins: So Newcastle had been awarded a free-kick for Colback's hassling of Tioté before the stud attack that followed, making the red card offence even less explicable. Anyway, the ball is sent into the penalty area where Seb Larsson very deliberately controls it with his left arm. Newcastle appeal but neither the referee nor Sky's commentators are impressed."

Referree. Bent, bent I tells yer.

London Mike Oct 21st 2012 11:05 am

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Originally Posted by sw6blue (Post 10341106)
where are all the spuds.
what did you think of the game.:rofl:

A cracker, but really Chelsea was just allowed to play in the midfield too much which was overwhelming. Where's our midfield from last year? Oh yes, sold ...:(

Jonesonaboat Oct 21st 2012 3:04 pm

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Hi all, Swansea fan here, now living in Vancouver =)

jimf Oct 21st 2012 4:44 pm

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 10342568)
Hear hear.

I accept that Tiote is a robust defensive midfielder who did pick up 11 yellow cards last season (no reds though). That was a travesty, only made worse by the ref ignoring a clear handball in the penalty area two minutes later.

If I may quote from the Guardian's minute by minute report ...

"20 mins: Still no bookings, though Seb Larsson could really have been punished for fairly gratuitously kicking Ameobi in the chest. The free-kick, from 35 yards out, is arrowed towards goal by Cabayé – never likely to beat Mignolet, but impossible to catch as it dipped under the crossbar, so he tipped it over. The corner is put back behind his own goal by Gardener, but the referee thinks it's a goal kick.

25 mins: RED CARD FOR TIOTÉ! Tioté tussles with Colback for possession. Fletcher nips in front and takes the ball, and Tioté's studs take his shin. It wasn't horribly violent, but it was nasty. And the really strange thing is, it all ends with a Newcastle free kick.

26 mins: So Newcastle had been awarded a free-kick for Colback's hassling of Tioté before the stud attack that followed, making the red card offence even less explicable. Anyway, the ball is sent into the penalty area where Seb Larsson very deliberately controls it with his left arm. Newcastle appeal but neither the referee nor Sky's commentators are impressed."

Referree. Bent, bent I tells yer.

Tiote looked like a decent player last season but he's been a very lucky boy to stay on the pitch at least a couple of times already this season.

JamesM Oct 22nd 2012 2:11 am

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 10342568)
Hear hear.

I accept that Tiote is a robust defensive midfielder who did pick up 11 yellow cards last season (no reds though). That was a travesty, only made worse by the ref ignoring a clear handball in the penalty area two minutes later.

If I may quote from the Guardian's minute by minute report ...

"20 mins: Still no bookings, though Seb Larsson could really have been punished for fairly gratuitously kicking Ameobi in the chest. The free-kick, from 35 yards out, is arrowed towards goal by Cabayé – never likely to beat Mignolet, but impossible to catch as it dipped under the crossbar, so he tipped it over. The corner is put back behind his own goal by Gardener, but the referee thinks it's a goal kick.

25 mins: RED CARD FOR TIOTÉ! Tioté tussles with Colback for possession. Fletcher nips in front and takes the ball, and Tioté's studs take his shin. It wasn't horribly violent, but it was nasty. And the really strange thing is, it all ends with a Newcastle free kick.

26 mins: So Newcastle had been awarded a free-kick for Colback's hassling of Tioté before the stud attack that followed, making the red card offence even less explicable. Anyway, the ball is sent into the penalty area where Seb Larsson very deliberately controls it with his left arm. Newcastle appeal but neither the referee nor Sky's commentators are impressed."

Referree. Bent, bent I tells yer.

They had a Senior Premier League Referee as part of the ESPN coverage on Sportsnet World. He said it was a straight red with out question. I'd sooner take that over some journo struggling to use an antiquated clunky live blogging tool for delayed minute by minute coverage.

cheeky_monkey Oct 22nd 2012 2:32 am

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4-1 to the mighty Hammers..they seriously need to pack it in before i get a nose bleed!

Novocastrian Oct 22nd 2012 3:52 am

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Originally Posted by JamesM (Post 10343584)
They had a Senior Premier League Referee as part of the ESPN coverage on Sportsnet World. He said it was a straight red with out question. I'd sooner take that over some journo struggling to use an antiquated clunky live blogging tool for delayed minute by minute coverage.

Ah, but Senior Premier League Referees are seldom amusing.

Mr Weeze Oct 22nd 2012 6:13 am

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Tiote has got away with shockers before (like just about every other defensive midfielder), and it was definitely a booking, but I was genuinely surprised it was a straight red. I was equally surprised that Larsson wasn't booked for the (accidental) studs to Shola's chest/neck, and it took Cabaye so long to get booked (after Tiote was sent off though). I wasn't sure if it was black and white goggles, but I don't think it's my bias coming through?


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