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uno99 Mar 19th 2013 9:32 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 10613350)
You can't get PM until you have 3 posts.

Might I suggest "2" and "3" as your next epistles?

Thanks for making me google epistles clever clogs.

uno99 Mar 19th 2013 9:36 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 
Will my signature also show up after a certain number of posts?

Novocastrian Mar 19th 2013 9:40 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by uno99 (Post 10613372)
Will my signature also show up after a certain number of posts?

That, sir, is beyond my powers to discern.

But it's not there yet like.

christmasoompa Mar 19th 2013 9:43 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by uno99 (Post 10613319)
Sorry you interpreted my message as spam.

I didn't interpret it as spam, I simply pointed you to Site Rule 9, which clearly states that you may not direct anybody to your Facebook group.

And yes, your signature will show up after a certain number of posts.

Theoldfields Mar 19th 2013 10:52 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 10612083)
So did I. :)

Are you sure you're noy a member of the FA masquerading as a potential expat as it seems they agree with you. Truly crazy.

jimf Mar 30th 2013 10:48 am

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Another one gone..........

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21985808

geedee Mar 30th 2013 2:18 pm

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by jimf (Post 10632711)

Talking of sacked managers.... was a bit upset to see Nigel Adkin's Reading get hammered today. Had mixed feelings about Saints beating Chelsea 2:1.

Funny old game...

mdizzle Mar 31st 2013 1:16 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 
MON is a poor manager so absolutely no surprise he's failed at Sunderland.

Novocastrian Mar 31st 2013 2:40 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by mdizzle (Post 10633345)
MON is a poor manager so absolutely no surprise he's failed at Sunderland.

Everyone fails at S*******d.

DaveLovesDee Mar 31st 2013 4:43 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 10633447)
Everyone fails at S*******d.

and Chelski!

Mikeypm Mar 31st 2013 4:56 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by DaveLovesDee (Post 10633599)
and Chelski!

Even if they don't fail, at some stage they meet with Abramovichs displeasure and end up on the first bus out :rofl:

Theoldfields Mar 31st 2013 10:20 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 10633447)
Everyone fails at S*******d.

Paolo Di Canio certainly will. I'll be amazed if he survive 12 months.

sw6blue Apr 1st 2013 6:46 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 
I see Chelsea march on, what are your thoughts.;)

Tangram Apr 1st 2013 7:04 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 
My thoughts are you only post when Chelsea win, hence not seeing you for a while.

Mikeypm Apr 1st 2013 7:06 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Tangram (Post 10635216)
My thoughts are you only post when Chelsea win, hence not seeing you for a while.

+1 I was thinking the same thing :thumbsup:

sw6blue Apr 1st 2013 7:38 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Tangram (Post 10635216)
My thoughts are you only post when Chelsea win, hence not seeing you for a while.

I am no sure if i post only when Chelsea win but i could well be wrong it has been known.
When i post i do not get many replies so i gave up:rofl:
Have a good day.;)

jimf Apr 1st 2013 8:35 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Theoldfields (Post 10633951)
Paolo Di Canio certainly will. I'll be amazed if he survive 12 months.

No doubt there will be some entertainment along the way. Fascist salutes, a FIFA fair play award, goals like this.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwL-QDZg2BY

A visit to SJP in a fortnight.......

Novocastrian Apr 3rd 2013 3:19 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by jimf (Post 10635336)
A visit to SJP in a fortnight.......

If it weren't that they'll be wearing their away strip I think they'd stop calling themselves the Black Cats for that match and try on the Blackshirts.

Theoldfields Apr 3rd 2013 10:30 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 10638286)
If it weren't that they'll be wearing their away strip I think they'd stop calling themselves the Black Cats for that match and try on the Blackshirts.

Or for one week only brown shirts

jimf Apr 14th 2013 4:22 am

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Should be an interesting last month for the third spot.......

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/foo...ch-report.html

I wonder if the FA Cup distraction will send Wigan down?

geedee Apr 14th 2013 2:53 pm

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by jimf (Post 10658532)
Should be an interesting last month for the third spot.......
I wonder if the FA Cup distraction will send Wigan down?

I hope so... it will give the Saints a better chance!

ultrarunner Apr 15th 2013 3:13 am

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Punching a horse in the face?

Just bang out of order

source: http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/f...171156047.html

Former Lancastrian Apr 15th 2013 3:17 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by ultrarunner (Post 10660298)
Punching a horse in the face?

Just bang out of order

source: http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/f...171156047.html

Nobody ever suggested that Toon fans are intelligent excluding our own Novocastrian;)
The rather intelligent Millwall fans made the news again fighting amongst themselves:confused:

All clubs have a minority of idiots.

Novocastrian Apr 15th 2013 3:31 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Former Lancastrian (Post 10660308)
Nobody ever suggested that Toon fans are intelligent excluding our own Novocastrian;)
The rather intelligent Millwall fans made the news again fighting amongst themselves:confused:

All clubs have a minority of idiots.

I was just hoping that after yesterday this thread would be allowed to whither away.

Oink Apr 15th 2013 5:08 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 10660333)
I was just hoping that after yesterday this thread would be allowed to whither away.

Fat chance when you've got a middle-aged Toon fan trying to punch a horse. :rofl:

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...-_1710585a.jpg

jimf Apr 15th 2013 5:18 am

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Originally Posted by Oink (Post 10660515)
Fat chance when you've got a middle-aged Toon fan trying to punch a horse. :rofl:

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...-_1710585a.jpg

Mrs T. strikes again..........

Former Lancastrian Apr 15th 2013 5:23 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Oink (Post 10660515)
Fat chance when you've got a middle-aged Toon fan trying to punch a horse. :rofl:

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...-_1710585a.jpg

I believe there is a picture of this guy after he punched the horse and was arrested by the coppers. The bloody nose in that picture after was probably due to the fact that he tripped on the wet surface and banged his nose;)

Almost Canadian Apr 15th 2013 6:02 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Former Lancastrian (Post 10660541)
I believe there is a picture of this guy after he punched the horse and was arrested by the coppers. The bloody nose in that picture after was probably due to the fact that he tripped on the wet surface and banged his nose;)

The video shows what happened to him. As, with most fights, it went to the ground very quickly and he was trussed up as he deserved to be. Appropriate punishment? Let the horse hit him back. A kick from one of its back legs oughta do it;)

Novocastrian Apr 15th 2013 9:18 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Former Lancastrian (Post 10660541)
I believe there is a picture of this guy after he punched the horse and was arrested by the coppers. The bloody nose in that picture after was probably due to the fact that he tripped on the wet surface and banged his nose;)

He was a Geordie Mongo and tripped up by Gene Wilder.

Enough said.

JGK Apr 16th 2013 2:05 pm

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Oink (Post 10660515)
Fat chance when you've got a middle-aged Toon fan trying to punch a horse. :rofl:

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...-_1710585a.jpg

Apparently, the unemployed disabled gentleman was fueled by drink and prescription medication and is claiming self defence as the horse was menacing him after he accidentally wandered into the riot. (the scarf over the face was worn purely to protect a tooth with a lost filling from the cold air)

Daily Heil Article

As a Sunderland fan it just gets better and better

Novocastrian Apr 16th 2013 8:46 pm

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by JGK (Post 10663401)
Apparently, the unemployed disabled gentleman was fueled by drink and prescription medication and is claiming self defence as the horse was menacing him after he accidentally wandered into the riot. (the scarf over the face was worn purely to protect a tooth with a lost filling from the cold air)

Daily Heil Article

As a Sunderland fan it just gets better and better

Well it can't really get worse, or can it?

mdizzle Apr 17th 2013 5:25 am

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The guy can run around punching horses but has been on disability benefit since 2005 and claims to be 'unfit for work'. Interesting.

mdizzle Apr 17th 2013 5:50 am

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Also, hope Wigan go down, such a beige club.

Martinez is their only redeeming feature.

JGK Apr 17th 2013 6:53 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 10663739)
Well it can't really get worse, or can it?

Believe me Novo, it can get way worse. I've been a fan for forty plus years!

Greenhill Apr 20th 2013 4:02 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 
So it looks like Cardiff, Hull and Brighton will take the EPL places of QPR, Reading and Newcastle at the end of the season.

DaveLovesDee Apr 20th 2013 4:47 am

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Originally Posted by Greenhill (Post 10669540)
So it looks like Cardiff, Hull and Brighton will take the EPL places of QPR, Reading and Newcastle at the end of the season.

Swansea/Cardiff games will be a powder-keg. I think they're worse than Liverpool/Man Utd ones!

mdizzle Apr 20th 2013 6:45 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Greenhill (Post 10669540)
So it looks like Cardiff, Hull and Brighton will take the EPL places of QPR, Reading and Newcastle at the end of the season.

It looks like Wigan. Unless you're trying some strange wind up of Newcastle fans.

Novocastrian Apr 20th 2013 7:51 pm

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by mdizzle (Post 10669764)
It looks like Wigan. Unless you're trying some strange wind up of Newcastle fans.

Stranger things have happened....

Oink Apr 21st 2013 2:27 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 
That was a thrilling game. :thumbup:

jimmydean Apr 21st 2013 2:29 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Oink (Post 10670828)
That was a thrilling game. :thumbup:

It was.............and keeps you lot in the CL Hunt and allows United to win the title at Old Trafford tomorrow.............very kind of Spurs

;)


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