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Drug mafia-police nexus: 'Probing Goa politician'


12 May: Zee News. After initial denials of political involvement in drug peddler-police nexus case, Goa Police have started investigation on the role of a politician in the case… The Crime Branch has said that Lucky will come to Goa in the end of August but they want to get her deposition earlier than that ...
thanks to www.goanvoice.org.uk

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As we welcome ?:blink: Cameron & Clegg ( soundz like Last of the Summer Wine characters :rofl:) to see what they can do in No 10
This was an interesting fact from this morning about our ruling classes Cameron, is the 19th Tory PM who attended Eaton ! :eek: see link below


http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk...rk-518455.html

Also interesting facts from Jeremy Vine on VAT rates,

Antiques zero rated :eek:

Gold Investment coins zero rated :eek:

Helicopters zero rated :eek:

Luxury Yachts zero or little vat rated :eek:

I wonder if Mr Cameron dare touch these little perks for the rich :thumbdown:

K-C counting on my Indian" investment ? " :confused:

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K-C counting on my Indian" investment ?

Don't count on this old Pal please:rofl::rofl::rofl::rolleyes:

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Can't count on anything with men - left J5 and himself in local told them I would go back and dinner in 20 mins - can you guess no sign of them.
Dinner to the dog then :thumbsup:

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Dinner to the dog then :thumbsup:

Well better in the dog than the pair of them wearing it girl!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
GC;)
Have another noffi noni:thumbsup:

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Can I just point out, we were slightly over THREE MINUTES late......and dinner wasnt bl**dy ready! Also i have no intention of wearing the dog, innit?
(Milwart sometimes wears a cat, though)

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Bollox - although you are sitting on the settee nearly next to me. :wub:

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This has really tickled us (sorry if it offends some people)

A local man has been charged with having sex with a dead squid or octopus.
The charged was " a person performing an act of intercourse with an octopus/squid which was grossly offensive, disgusting or otherwise of an obscene character"

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I have it on good authority that the said squid was not expired, but very much alive and kickin', furthermore it was enjoying every moment until the police "waded in" and stopped their romp.
I know this because earlier I was offered.................




The outstanding sick squid from a few months back!

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Milwart says;

I knew Wales was weird, and who calls a town ............?

But the story above is not made up......



Fishy, innit?

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The rest of the offence was disgusting and the guy needs his ......... cut off. but the bit about the octopus was funny.

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:rofl:And I thought we had all the weirdo's in the Midlands:rolleyes:
GC;) Did you serve calamari for dinner noni:rofl:

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No they still let them over the Bridge! :rofl::rofl:
We have had such a laugh, pity about the rain everything looking good.
I have been the tea girl, and am sent home from the pub to put the food on the table. Of course, Milwart came home to help me, such a little pet:rolleyes:

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Milwart came home to help me, such a little pet:rolleyes:


Bless him Innit.... J5 didn't lead him astray then?:rofl::rofl:
GC;) Nice to see Milwart back in circulation

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Can I ask what the last numerous posts have been about, certainly not what the subject says, in today's papers, now dont get stroppy and have a clicky thing going, but surely you can have fun and keep yourselves amused on email, fcebook etc, after all this is supposed to be a useful knowledge for expats abroad after all.