Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Sep 7th 2004, 8:10 am
#4426
She's a bird, you know
Joined: Jul 2003
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 7,655
Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Grayling
Of course I have 
However now me mates have arrived you are going to get a good wupping
G
However now me mates have arrived you are going to get a good wupping
G
Yay! What fun!
Off for a bath in a moment though....
Sep 7th 2004, 8:10 am
#4427
Bitter and twisted
Thread Starter
Joined: Dec 2003
Location: Upmarket
Posts: 17,503
Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by bundy
But G performed admirably
G
Sep 7th 2004, 8:11 am
#4428
She's a bird, you know
Joined: Jul 2003
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 7,655
Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Bix
None at all I'm glad to say.
I am a very experienced "hand rearer" though if you know anyone who needs help
I am a very experienced "hand rearer" though if you know anyone who needs help
Sep 7th 2004, 8:11 am
#4429
da Bonehead
Joined: Jan 2004
Location: Lion in da jungle
Posts: 22,767
Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Excuse me...my wife wants cream put on her sunburnt back 
Sep 7th 2004, 8:12 am
#4430
She's a bird, you know
Joined: Jul 2003
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 7,655
Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Grayling
I see. Divide and rule
G
G
I suspect a touch of the alpha male in Bix's absence
Sep 7th 2004, 8:12 am
#4431
Bitter and twisted
Thread Starter
Joined: Dec 2003
Location: Upmarket
Posts: 17,503
Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by bundy
Yay! What fun!
Off for a bath in a moment though....
Off for a bath in a moment though....
You told me you were the other side of Gareth in the shower
G
Sep 7th 2004, 8:13 am
#4432
Bitter and twisted
Thread Starter
Joined: Dec 2003
Location: Upmarket
Posts: 17,503
Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by bundy
Well credit where it's due G, you were on fire. Even shocked me, and who would have thought that was possible?
I suspect a touch of the alpha male in Bix's absence
I suspect a touch of the alpha male in Bix's absence
G
Sep 7th 2004, 8:14 am
#4433
She's a bird, you know
Joined: Jul 2003
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 7,655
Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Bix
Excuse me...my wife wants cream put on her sunburnt back
I've got another flexible talent - I can apply sun cream and the like to the whole of my back by making use of my semi-double-jointed wrists and elbows. I thought I was normal until I scared people on a beach in the Canary Islands....
Sep 7th 2004, 8:15 am
#4434
She's a bird, you know
Joined: Jul 2003
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 7,655
Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Grayling
Why do you need a bath?
You told me you were the other side of Gareth in the shower
G
You told me you were the other side of Gareth in the shower
G
Gareth kept blocking the water with his amazing bulk anyway and there was no one to scrub my back
Sep 7th 2004, 8:16 am
#4435
Bitter and twisted
Thread Starter
Joined: Dec 2003
Location: Upmarket
Posts: 17,503
Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by bundy
I've got another flexible talent - I can apply sun cream and the like to the whole of my back by making use of my semi-double-jointed wrists and elbows. I thought I was normal until I scared people on a beach in the Canary Islands....
That made me shudder
G
Sep 7th 2004, 8:17 am
#4436
She's a bird, you know
Joined: Jul 2003
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 7,655
Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Grayling
Oooh!
That made me shudder
G
That made me shudder
G
My mum bans my brother and I from being anywhere near her during the summer months because we bend in the wrong places and it disturbs her.
Sep 7th 2004, 8:18 am
#4437
Bitter and twisted
Thread Starter
Joined: Dec 2003
Location: Upmarket
Posts: 17,503
Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by bundy
Gareth kept blocking the water with his amazing bulk anyway and there was no one to scrub my back
1000 sit ups!!!!!
G
Sep 7th 2004, 8:18 am
#4438
da Bonehead
Joined: Jan 2004
Location: Lion in da jungle
Posts: 22,767
Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Silly lioness went to the beach today
Sep 7th 2004, 8:19 am
#4439
She's a bird, you know
Joined: Jul 2003
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 7,655
Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Grayling
Well I didn't want to get too close to him :scared:
1000 sit ups!!!!!
G
1000 sit ups!!!!!
G
Yes, 1000. But on one of those rocking ab whatnot thingies so it's not quite the same.
Sep 7th 2004, 8:19 am
#4440
She's a bird, you know
Joined: Jul 2003
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 7,655
Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Bix
Silly lioness went to the beach today
Oh dear. What's the damage? She didn't slip slap slop then?
