Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
#2416
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Originally Posted by bundy
Nope, it's still her fault. I acutally saw her just minutes after the crunch because I was on my way to our closing lunch at the time. She said something unsympathetic about blood and being squeamish and when I squeaked about work on Monday, she gave me the Look of Death and reminded me that I had A Very Important Meeting to attend. So here I am. At work.
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Bloody mad woman (the boss)
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Originally Posted by bundy
Not the kitten heel argument again
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OK but you wear the heels this time!
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Originally Posted by Covenant
You know Bix the Ladies have to stay behind the tranches and us men have to protect them! ![Roll Eyes](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
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Ahem! That's not how I remember it at all.
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Originally Posted by Leslie66
Ahem! That's not how I remember it at all.
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Originally Posted by Covenant
Look it's only a cracked rib, sore behind, numerous cuts and abrasions, cleft chin, bruised nose, she can still iron and cook for petes sake! ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Got that right. Still cooked for Mr B last night despite the fact that moving my arms too much flippin hurts. Can't lift an iron though, so had to leave that to him, which was amusing...and expensive.
As for a sore behind????? Who mentioned behinds? That's about the only bit of me currently unbruised, cos I fell on my face. Oh I see, can't tell the difference, ha ha bloody ha.
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Important to keep those muscles moving Bundy, no time to rest.
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Originally Posted by Covenant
Important to keep those muscles moving Bundy, no time to rest. ![Wink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
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Originally Posted by bundy
Who mentioned behinds? That's about the only bit of me currently unbruised, cos I fell on my face. Oh I see, can't tell the difference, ha ha bloody ha.
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Did a mention the cleft chin.....
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Originally Posted by Covenant
Whoops Number two's here! Hiya Leslie! I think the girls were feeling outnumbered. ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Hi Suhk-o-Rama!
Hey Bundy, Sorry to hear about the bike crash
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It was ok though! The cement broke my fall... :scared:
Seriously though, I didn't break anything or have to go to hospital. Just multiple contusions and abrasions.
Get well soon!
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Originally Posted by Covenant
Did a mention the cleft chin.....
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LOL! You cheeky bugger
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Originally Posted by bundy
Yeah, thanks Cov, I feel sooooo much better now
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There you go, best to laugh at adversity.
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Originally Posted by bundy
LOL! You cheeky bugger ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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It was ok though! The cement broke my fall... :scared:
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Yes, cement (or in my case, tarmac), is good like that. Obviously, I'd have preferred to pile into a nice feather bed, but cement did the trick just as well
It was ok though! The cement broke my fall... :scared:
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Yes, cement (or in my case, tarmac), is good like that. Obviously, I'd have preferred to pile into a nice feather bed, but cement did the trick just as well
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Originally Posted by Covenant
There you go, best to laugh at adversity.
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Can't laugh - got a chipped rib, stoopid
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Originally Posted by Covenant
I know you've got the fac of an angel, but can't let you get big headed! ![Stick Out Tongue](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
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Who? Me? And what's a fac?
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