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British Expats (https://britishexpats.com/forum/)
-   Spain (https://britishexpats.com/forum/spain-75/)
-   -   The Official Off Topic Thread (https://britishexpats.com/forum/spain-75/official-off-topic-thread-584592/)

Cleri Jan 16th 2009 7:01 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Ka Ora! (Post 7178054)
Elton Johns house?
:huh:

Ka Ora! Jan 16th 2009 7:01 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7178058)
:huh:
Madams house London:lol:

DebsyW Jan 16th 2009 7:02 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
so, how smooth are you guys? Back, sack and crack????

Ka Ora! Jan 16th 2009 7:02 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7178053)
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:wub:
Pubic hair like parsley.
You push it to the side before you start eating....:wub:

rugbymatt Jan 16th 2009 7:07 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by DebsyW (Post 7178061)
so, how smooth are you guys? Back, sack and crack????
nope, but my head is bald so if I give you a soft cloth you could shine it for me.......

DebsyW Jan 16th 2009 7:14 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Ka Ora! (Post 7178062)
Pubic hair like parsley.
You push it to the side before you start eating....:wub:
Dear God............

DebsyW Jan 16th 2009 7:14 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7178085)
nope, but my head is bald so if I give you a soft cloth you could shine it for me.......
You wax your head?? :sneaky:

Ka Ora! Jan 16th 2009 7:18 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7178085)
nope, but my head is bald so if I give you a soft cloth you could shine it for me.......
No it's not.

Cleri Jan 16th 2009 8:00 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7178085)
nope, but my head is bald so if I give you a soft cloth you could shine it for me.......
wash leather....:unsure:

leighbloke Jan 16th 2009 8:13 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7178045)
Have you shaved yet hairy mary?
That sounds soooooooooooo playground.

Cleri Jan 16th 2009 8:15 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 7178360)
That sounds soooooooooooo playground.
see-saw???

leighbloke Jan 16th 2009 8:19 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7178371)
see-saw???
British Bulldog.

Cleri Jan 16th 2009 8:20 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 7178392)
British Bulldog.
Ahh....Churchill :sneaky:

leighbloke Jan 16th 2009 8:21 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7178399)
Ahh....Churchill :sneaky:
Ohhh Yesh!!

Cleri Jan 16th 2009 8:21 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 7178407)
Ohhh Yesh!!
pmsl....

leighbloke Jan 16th 2009 8:22 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7178415)
pmsl....
That's OK I'm a real funny guy.

Cleri Jan 16th 2009 8:23 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 7178420)
That's OK I'm a real funny guy.
yeah????...prove yerself :sneaky:

rugbymatt Jan 16th 2009 8:25 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7178425)
yeah????...prove yerself :sneaky:
foud another target I see....... tart.

leighbloke Jan 16th 2009 8:26 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7178425)
yeah????...prove yerself :sneaky:
What does a man with two left feet wear at the beach?

Cleri Jan 16th 2009 8:26 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7178435)
foud another target I see....... tart.
Oh god!!

leighbloke Jan 16th 2009 8:27 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7178435)
foud another target I see....... tart.
She's a tart?? Eggshallent Miss Moneypenny.

Cleri Jan 16th 2009 8:27 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 7178440)
What does a man with two left feet wear at the beach?
Tell me,whilst simultaneously licking my left nipple.....

leighbloke Jan 16th 2009 8:28 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7178441)
Oh dog!!
Yes he is.

leighbloke Jan 16th 2009 8:28 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7178447)
Tell me,whilst simultaneously licking my left nipple.....
Flip Flips.

Cleri Jan 16th 2009 8:29 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 7178455)
Flip Flips.
:rofl:

leighbloke Jan 16th 2009 8:29 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
How can I lick your nipples while I'm pounding you mercilessly from the rear??

Cleri Jan 16th 2009 8:30 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 7178466)
How can I lick your nipples while I'm pounding you mercilessly from the rear??
talking to matt????

leighbloke Jan 16th 2009 8:32 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7178474)
talking to matt????
I was rather hoping that was not the case.

Cleri Jan 16th 2009 8:39 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 7178478)
I was rather hoping that was not the case.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :tounge_smile:

montgomail Jan 16th 2009 8:40 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Is this watershed BE?

The first thing I read was LB licking Cleri's nipples. :eek:

Cleri Jan 16th 2009 8:41 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by montgomail (Post 7178531)
Is this watershed BE?

The first thing I read was LB licking Cleri's nipples. :eek:
I know...good innit?

leighbloke Jan 16th 2009 8:43 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7178526)
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :tounge_smile:
Is that good??

Cleri Jan 16th 2009 8:43 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 7178544)
Is that good??
yeah babeeee

leighbloke Jan 16th 2009 8:44 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by montgomail (Post 7178531)
Is this watershed BE?

The first thing I read was LB licking Cleri's nipples. :eek:
No I wasn't licking her nipples - I couldn't reach round the front.

leighbloke Jan 16th 2009 8:45 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7178548)
yeah babeeee
Is it OK if I blush now?

montgomail Jan 16th 2009 8:45 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 7178551)
No I wasn't licking her nipples - I couldn't reach round the front.
Pedant.

montgomail Jan 16th 2009 8:46 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Well I dont do voyeur, so I'll leave you to it.

leighbloke Jan 16th 2009 8:47 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by montgomail (Post 7178556)
Pedant.
I'm not sexually attracted to minors and don't know what gave that impression.

Cleri Jan 16th 2009 8:47 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 7178552)
Is it OK if I blush now?
a rush of blood is gooooooooooooood

leighbloke Jan 16th 2009 8:48 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by montgomail (Post 7178561)
Well I dont do voyeur, so I'll leave you to it.
No, please stay.


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