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DENISE WALTERS Jan 15th 2009 9:12 am

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Ka Ora did nt realise you had Welsh roots but i should have know it figures:D

Cassie 10000 Jan 15th 2009 9:13 am

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Where the hell am I! :eek:


Help.


I see the devil. :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

gazz Jan 15th 2009 9:14 am

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Originally Posted by Ka Ora! (Post 7173969)
What is a MoonY

Is it when you drop your pants and shove it out the coach window on the way to Blackpool?

Ka Ora! Jan 15th 2009 9:14 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7173951)
The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter "uncopyrightable."

Hydropneumatics or Misconjugatedly now count the letters in those words which are also English......:lol:

And Uncopyrightables is longer and a usable Plural

Cassie 10000 Jan 15th 2009 9:15 am

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Originally Posted by gazz (Post 7173986)
Is it when you drop your pants and shove it out the coach window on the way to Blackpool?

What's wrong with Blackpool, mister :sneaky:

gazz Jan 15th 2009 9:15 am

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Originally Posted by DENISE WALTERS (Post 7173980)
Ka Ora did nt realise you had Welsh roots but i should have know it figures:D

Well i´ve got "irish gypsy roots" so we can all "group hug":thumbsup:

gazz Jan 15th 2009 9:16 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7173978)
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.

Slightly less effect than KA ORA and Pepperoni.

gazz Jan 15th 2009 9:18 am

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Originally Posted by Cassie 10000 (Post 7173992)
What's wrong with Blackpool, mister :sneaky:

I´d run out of finger tips, explaining it all:zzz:

rugbymatt Jan 15th 2009 9:19 am

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Teflon is the most slippery substance in the world.

Ka Ora! Jan 15th 2009 9:21 am

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Hay, be seedy! He-effigy, hate-shy jaky yellow man, oh peek, you are rusty, you've edible, you ex-wise he

gazz Jan 15th 2009 9:21 am

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Male rhesus monkeys often hang from tree branches by their amazing prehensile penises.

Ka Ora! Jan 15th 2009 9:23 am

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Never end a sentence with 'and' and 'and' is not a word to begin a sentence with

DENISE WALTERS Jan 15th 2009 9:23 am

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OK big irish gypsi HUG HEHE for GAZZ

Cassie 10000 Jan 15th 2009 9:24 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7174021)
Teflon is the most slippery substance in the world.

Are you sure what about lubricant :confused:

rugbymatt Jan 15th 2009 9:25 am

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Americans consumed more than twenty billion hot dogs in 2000.

gazz Jan 15th 2009 9:26 am

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Originally Posted by Ka Ora! (Post 7174044)
Never end a sentence with 'and' and 'and' is not a word to begin a sentence with

And finally

gazz Jan 15th 2009 9:26 am

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Originally Posted by DENISE WALTERS (Post 7174047)
OK big irish gypsi HUG HEHE for GAZZ

Tar:wub:

gazz Jan 15th 2009 9:26 am

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Cockroaches can live for 9 days after their head has been cut off.

rugbymatt Jan 15th 2009 9:27 am

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On average, Guinness sells 7 million glasses of beer a day.

Ka Ora! Jan 15th 2009 9:27 am

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Originally Posted by gazz (Post 7174069)
Cockroaches can live for 9 days after their head has been cut off.

What happens if you cut their body off first?

gazz Jan 15th 2009 9:27 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7174058)
Americans consumed more than twenty billion hot dogs in 2000.

Fat:curse:

Cassie 10000 Jan 15th 2009 9:29 am

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A 13 year old girl in the States sent 14,528 text messages in one month :blink:

gazz Jan 15th 2009 9:29 am

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Originally Posted by Ka Ora! (Post 7174077)
What happens if you cut their body off first?

I,ll try and find out:thumbsup:

gazz Jan 15th 2009 9:29 am

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In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license

DENISE WALTERS Jan 15th 2009 9:30 am

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C:D:D:D:D:D combination Welsh Scots Irish not good disaster all round all celts Matt better research his roots :lol:

Ka Ora! Jan 15th 2009 9:31 am

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The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.

gazz Jan 15th 2009 9:31 am

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Originally Posted by DENISE WALTERS (Post 7174096)
C:D:D:D:D:D combination Welsh Scots Irish not good disaster all round all celts Matt better research his roots :lol:

Auburn, but dyed blond:zzz:

gazz Jan 15th 2009 9:32 am

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Most lipstick is partailly made of fish scales

rugbymatt Jan 15th 2009 9:32 am

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Macadamia nuts are not sold in their shells because it takes 300 pounds per square inch of pressure to break the shell.

Ka Ora! Jan 15th 2009 9:32 am

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What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

gazz Jan 15th 2009 9:34 am

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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter

rugbymatt Jan 15th 2009 9:34 am

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The world's worst earthquake occurred in the Eastern Mediterranean in July 1201, killing over one million people that were predominately in Egypt and Syria.

rugbymatt Jan 15th 2009 9:35 am

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Originally Posted by gazz (Post 7174121)
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter

you cant start on the chuck norris facts!

Ka Ora! Jan 15th 2009 9:35 am

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An armadillo can walk under water

gazz Jan 15th 2009 9:37 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7174127)
you cant start on the chuck norris facts!

Why?

gazz Jan 15th 2009 9:37 am

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The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30ft

rugbymatt Jan 15th 2009 9:37 am

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There is no ctrl button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Ka Ora! Jan 15th 2009 9:39 am

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Ironically, when doctors in Los Angeles, California went on strike in 1976, the daily number of deaths in the city dropped 18%

Cassie 10000 Jan 15th 2009 9:39 am

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Originally Posted by gazz (Post 7174147)
The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30ft

So no one is using google or any internet searching device, you are all very brainy pixels

DENISE WALTERS Jan 15th 2009 9:39 am

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In Morroco not Casa Blanca all kitchen tops were covered with cocroaches put the light on they disappear Where do they go B millions of them?????????????
Do we have same problemo E:ohmy:spana


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