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Cleri Jan 22nd 2009 12:11 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7202800)
Wow, interesting.....


Is it me or is the other place down at the moment?

Portugal?

leighbloke Jan 22nd 2009 12:15 pm

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Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7202938)
Portugal?

Have I said Betty Boop gives me the horn - almost as much as Jessica Rabbit?

Cleri Jan 22nd 2009 12:21 pm

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 7202951)
Have I said Betty Boop gives me the horn - almost as much as Jessica Rabbit?

really?...it's the dress innit???

willmore Jan 22nd 2009 12:49 pm

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Originally Posted by COWBOY_BUILDER (Post 7202732)
I'm going off to bed now ....:zzz: ......Blowing a gale here

:wub::wub:

DebsyW Jan 22nd 2009 6:43 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 7202667)
Did Debs really say she loved you??

MATT - I am gonna KILL YOU!!!!!!!!

rugbymatt Jan 22nd 2009 7:24 pm

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Originally Posted by DebsyW (Post 7203744)
MATT - I am gonna KILL YOU!!!!!!!!

Well, you will have to kill me over here sweetie, because you wont be doing it on the other site anymore!!!

Cleri Jan 23rd 2009 1:20 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7203804)
Well, you will have to kill me over here sweetie, because you wont be doing it on the other site anymore!!!

What have you done now?:rolleyes:

DebsyW Jan 23rd 2009 6:47 am

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7203804)
Well, you will have to kill me over here sweetie, because you wont be doing it on the other site anymore!!!

whatever - it`s their loss

leighbloke Jan 24th 2009 1:55 am

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Debs :wub:n:wub: Matty 4eva!!

I can picture on a car sunstrip now - Chavtastic!!

DebsyW Jan 24th 2009 2:59 am

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 7208034)
Debs :wub:n:wub: Matty 4eva!!

I can picture on a car sunstrip now - Chavtastic!!

I couldn`t possibly take Matt from you LB, it would break your heart.

Sam Greenfield Jan 24th 2009 4:09 am

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 7208034)
Debs :wub:n:wub: Matty 4eva!!

I can picture on a car sunstrip now - Chavtastic!!


PMSL Gaz - cute aint it :wub:

leighbloke Jan 24th 2009 6:03 am

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield (Post 7208326)
PMSL Gaz - cute aint it :wub:

Cute??? I feel dirty when I read their bloody smoochy whisperings.

DebsyW Jan 24th 2009 8:32 am

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 7208686)
Cute??? I feel dirty when I read their bloody smoochy whisperings.

jealously will not help you

rugbymatt Jan 24th 2009 9:45 am

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Originally Posted by DebsyW (Post 7209106)
jealously will not help you

I changed my location line I hope you see!

El Capitan Jan 24th 2009 11:09 am

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Originally Posted by jdr (Post 7202212)
You sometimes have to floculate a swimming pool. ;-))

Sorry jdr but you really need a spell check or new glasses :frown:

For the record, the difference between pH+ and pH- is also quite significant.

rugbymatt Jan 24th 2009 11:16 am

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Originally Posted by El Capitan (Post 7209565)
Sorry jdr but you really need a spell check or new glasses :frown:

For the record, the difference between pH+ and pH- is also quite significant.

...... and the award for the most random post in the thread goes to......

Mitzyboy Jan 24th 2009 11:17 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7209582)
...... and the award for the most random post in the thread goes to......

Thats good coming from you .... and this IS the off topic thread

rugbymatt Jan 24th 2009 11:21 am

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Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 7209587)
Thats good coming from you .... and this IS the off topic thread

Good to see irony isn't lost on you my man!

El Capitan Jan 24th 2009 11:23 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7209582)
...........


Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 7209587)
Thats good coming from you .... and this IS the off topic thread

You are so generous Mitzyboy ;)

rugbymatt Jan 24th 2009 11:26 am

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Originally Posted by El Capitan (Post 7209607)
I have misjudged you Matt, and now can see the error of my ways........ ;)


Thats OK my man......

Mitzyboy Jan 24th 2009 11:26 am

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Originally Posted by El Capitan (Post 7209607)
You are so generous Mitzyboy ;)

I'm a mean git really :D


Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7209595)
Good to see irony isn't lost on you my man!

Most things are lost on me, I aint got a clue whats going on half the time

rugbymatt Jan 24th 2009 11:29 am

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Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 7209616)



Most things are lost on me, I aint got a clue whats going on half the time

It has not gone unnoticed!

El Capitan Jan 24th 2009 11:30 am

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Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 7209616)
Most things are lost on me, I aint got a clue whats going on half the time


Ah but the other half of the time Mitzy ?

And don't blame the satnav ;)

Mitzyboy Jan 24th 2009 11:34 am

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Originally Posted by El Capitan (Post 7209625)
Ah but the other half of the time Mitzy ?

And don't blame the satnav ;)

Ha ha

Yes my wonderful Satnav
I really need something up to date. I just spent €75 getting a map update and now theyve issued an new one a few months after!!! :eek:

El Capitan Jan 24th 2009 11:36 am

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Bin it mate, how many maps can you buy for that many euros ?

Mitzyboy Jan 24th 2009 11:38 am

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Originally Posted by El Capitan (Post 7209647)
Bin it mate, how many maps can you buy for that many euros ?

I did think that, but the trouble is she has such a sexy voice :lol:

Been in the Pool yet?

El Capitan Jan 24th 2009 11:56 am

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Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 7209653)
....
Been in the Pool yet?


You must be effin joking there Mitz, even with the solar cover working flat out it is just above brass monkeys and I want many more years of active sex life if you dont mind ;)

leighbloke Jan 24th 2009 12:04 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 7209639)
Ha ha

Yes my wonderful Satnav
I really need something up to date. I just spent €75 getting a map update and now theyve issued an new one a few months after!!! :eek:


Originally Posted by El Capitan (Post 7209647)
Bin it mate, how many maps can you buy for that many euros ?

One at 75 euros, two at 37.5 euro, three at 25 euro, four at 18.75 euro, five at 15 euro, six at 12.5 euro, 7 at 10.71 euro, 8 at 9.38 euro, 9 at 8.13 euro OR ten at 7.5 euro.

Cleri Jan 24th 2009 12:06 pm

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 7209735)
One at 75 euros, two at 37.5 euro, three at 25 euro, four at 18.75 euro, five at 15 euro, six at 12.5 euro, 7 at 10.71 euro, 8 at 9.38 euro, 9 at 8.13 euro OR ten at 7.5 euro.

you looked it up didn't you...

leighbloke Jan 24th 2009 12:10 pm

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Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7209743)
you looked it up didn't you...

No. I'm just a sad twat, that has a primary school level of mathematics capability.

Do you have naked photos of yourself you could PM to me??

El Capitan Jan 24th 2009 12:12 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 7209753)
No. I'm just a sad twat.




No comment

Cleri Jan 24th 2009 12:12 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 7209753)
No. I'm just a sad twat, that has a primary school level of mathematics capability.

Do you have naked photos of yourself you could PM to me??

Don't you think you've had enough for one night?

leighbloke Jan 24th 2009 12:13 pm

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Originally Posted by El Capitan (Post 7209757)
No comment

Really??

El Capitan Jan 24th 2009 12:14 pm

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p.s. Cleri, if you really want to send a sad twat naked pics of yourself, maybe after dinner I could get the camera out. Or ........... not.

leighbloke Jan 24th 2009 12:14 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7209759)
Don't you think you've had enough for one night?

Probably not, but enough what?

El Capitan Jan 24th 2009 12:15 pm

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Which is the difficult part I wonder ?


No


or


comment



:unsure:

Cleri Jan 24th 2009 12:15 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by El Capitan (Post 7209764)
p.s. Cleri, if you really want to send a sad twat naked pics of yourself, maybe after dinner I could get the camera out. Or ........... not.

Well....where is dinner?...is there champagne involved?

Cleri Jan 24th 2009 12:15 pm

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 7209768)
Probably not, but enough what?

Well....with or without donkeys?

El Capitan Jan 24th 2009 12:16 pm

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Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7209773)
Well....where is dinner?...is there champagne involved?


Dont do that French acid stuff, only cava reserve at my table :thumbup:

Cleri Jan 24th 2009 12:17 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by El Capitan (Post 7209776)
Dont do that French acid stuff, only cava reserve at my table :thumbup:

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:D


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