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British Expats (https://britishexpats.com/forum/)
-   Spain (https://britishexpats.com/forum/spain-75/)
-   -   The Official Off Topic Thread (https://britishexpats.com/forum/spain-75/official-off-topic-thread-584592/)

montgomail Jan 16th 2009 10:09 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7178858)
have you had the femfresh out today?
:rofl::rofl::rofl:



Apologies, Cleri. :o

rugbymatt Jan 16th 2009 10:09 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7178870)
...that is distasteful....

You just let me know where the line is and how close I am to it OK!


Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7178872)
:wub:
Oh yeah, give him some loving!!!!!!!!!!!

Ka Ora! Jan 16th 2009 10:10 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7178872)
:wub:
Some pampering is in order.......

DebsyW Jan 16th 2009 10:10 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7178870)
...that is distasteful....
you couldve left yourself open there (so to speak) :rofl:

rugbymatt Jan 16th 2009 10:11 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Ka Ora! (Post 7178880)
Some pampering is in order.......
..... or maybe a hot flannel?

DebsyW Jan 16th 2009 10:11 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
[QUOTE=rugbymatt;7178878]You just let me know where the line is and how close I am to it OK!

bikini line????

rugbymatt Jan 16th 2009 10:12 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by DebsyW (Post 7178888)
bikini line????
She is very hairy we are told......

Ka Ora! Jan 16th 2009 10:12 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7178887)
..... or maybe a hot flannel?
Theres lots more user friendly objects than that:lol:

montgomail Jan 16th 2009 10:13 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by DebsyW (Post 7178838)
Unfortunately no. Im working in the morning. Tomorrow night if you are up for it??
Could well be ..

DebsyW Jan 16th 2009 10:13 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7178892)
She is very hairy we are told......
as are all women. get used to it (baldy)

DebsyW Jan 16th 2009 10:14 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by montgomail (Post 7178896)
Could well be ..
Rightyo - need a purchase - only got a thimbleful left and that will NOT do

rugbymatt Jan 16th 2009 10:14 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
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Originally Posted by Ka Ora! (Post 7178894)
Theres lots more user friendly objects than that:lol:
??

montgomail Jan 16th 2009 10:14 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by DebsyW (Post 7178901)
Rightyo - need a purchase - only got a thimbleful left and that will NOT do
Tescos are still open.

Ka Ora! Jan 16th 2009 10:15 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7178902)
??
That might tickle......:lol:

rugbymatt Jan 16th 2009 10:17 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Ka Ora! (Post 7178904)
That might tickle......:lol:
(SNIP)

DebsyW Jan 16th 2009 10:20 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7178910)
(SNIP)



(I may well have crossed the line, but I'm not sure)
ha ha ha ha not with Cleri but definately with others!!!! (present company excluded)

You after a banning??? :sneaky:

Cleri Jan 16th 2009 10:21 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7178910)
(SNIP)




(I may well have crossed the line, but I'm not sure)
how do you define a chisel?

DebsyW Jan 16th 2009 10:21 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Im actually gobsmacked that you know what one is.... being a man an` all

rugbymatt Jan 16th 2009 10:22 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by DebsyW (Post 7178913)
ha ha ha ha not with Cleri but definately with others!!!! (present company excluded)

You after a banning??? :sneaky:
Always am, and as I said t'other night, I am eternally amazed I am still here!

rugbymatt Jan 16th 2009 10:23 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by DebsyW (Post 7178920)
Im actually gobsmacked that you know what one is.... being a man an` all
My OH fitted Satnav a couple of years ago.....

montgomail Jan 16th 2009 10:24 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7178924)
My OH fitted Satnav a couple of years ago.....
Well done, quickly change the subject and nobody will notice the C word.

Cleri Jan 16th 2009 10:25 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by montgomail (Post 7178932)
Well done, quickly change the subject and nobody will notice the C word.
Cleri????

rugbymatt Jan 16th 2009 10:25 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by montgomail (Post 7178932)
Well done, quickly change the subject and nobody will notice the C word.
Christians?

montgomail Jan 16th 2009 10:26 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7178933)
Cleri????
Mmmm

DebsyW Jan 16th 2009 10:28 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7178924)
My OH fitted Satnav a couple of years ago.....
She must have a large Flower to fit one in there

montgomail Jan 16th 2009 10:29 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by DebsyW (Post 7178945)
She must have a large Flower to fit one in there
You lot are killing me.

I have to have a large mug of hot chocolate now, before I go to bed.

rugbymatt Jan 16th 2009 10:30 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by DebsyW (Post 7178945)
She must have a large Flower to fit one in there
its stitched to my chin.

DebsyW Jan 16th 2009 10:31 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by montgomail (Post 7178953)
You lot are killing me.

I have to have a large mug of hot chocolate now, before I go to bed.
Way to go Jules...................... ????? !!!!!

Cleri Jan 16th 2009 10:32 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7178956)
its stitched to my chin.
orchid?

DebsyW Jan 16th 2009 10:32 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7178956)
its stitched to my chin.
yeah, whatever. She reading this then? :sneaky:

leighbloke Jan 16th 2009 10:41 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7178823)
almost there!
You know what I'm going to type now don't you?

leighbloke Jan 16th 2009 10:43 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7178823)
almost there!
Juan Kerr.

rugbymatt Jan 16th 2009 11:04 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 7179002)
Juan Kerr.
See.... you have to lower the tone don't you!

Mitzyboy Jan 16th 2009 11:10 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Bloody hell you were calling yourselves that last time I came on this thread to look :eek:

rugbymatt Jan 16th 2009 11:13 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 7179060)
Bloody hell you were calling yourselves that last time I came on this thread to look :eek:
If I were you I wouldn't read the rest of it! Cleri has been VERY naughty!

Ewood Jan 16th 2009 11:15 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7179071)
If I were you I wouldn't read the rest of it! Cleri has been VERY naughty!
:rofl::rofl:

rugbymatt Jan 16th 2009 11:18 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Ewood (Post 7179076)
:rofl::rofl:
you just know its true!

Ewood Jan 16th 2009 11:24 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7179081)
you just know its true!
don't you just love her for it too!! :lol:

rugbymatt Jan 16th 2009 11:26 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Ewood (Post 7179093)
don't you just love her for it too!! :lol:
Yeah.... the tart!



I'm off to bed, got a busy days shooting tomorrow, its our last day of the season........

Ewood Jan 16th 2009 11:27 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
btw, a chisel?? New comparison in my book :rofl:


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