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-   -   The Official Off Topic Thread (https://britishexpats.com/forum/spain-75/official-off-topic-thread-584592/)

rugbymatt Jan 21st 2009 8:57 pm
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7199465)
He's always clogging my box up with filth :sneaky:
Yeah bebeh!

rugbymatt Jan 21st 2009 8:58 pm
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by gazz (Post 7199484)
Its raining, i´m pissed off, thats it!
Stop standing outside then.............

gazz Jan 21st 2009 9:02 pm
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7199490)
Stop standing outside then.............
i ´m not and i was trying to express my dismay at life in general actually, do you have no feelings:zzz:

Cleri Jan 21st 2009 9:04 pm
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by gazz (Post 7199497)
i ´m not and i was trying to express my dismay at life in general actually, do you have no feelings:zzz:
He did when he opened the e mail I sent him :sneaky:...lots of feelings

Ka Ora! Jan 21st 2009 9:05 pm
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by gazz (Post 7199497)
i ´m not and i was trying to express my dismay at life in general actually, do you have no feelings:zzz:

Have a Pint of Guinness and keep the glass topped up...

rugbymatt Jan 21st 2009 9:08 pm
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7199502)
He did when he opened the e mail I sent him :sneaky:...lots of feelings
............ and a little sick in my mouth too......

rugbymatt Jan 21st 2009 9:09 pm
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by gazz (Post 7199497)
i ´m not and i was trying to express my dismay at life in general actually, do you have no feelings:zzz:
Stick around then mate, lets poke fun at Cleri, it cheers me up no end!

Cleri Jan 21st 2009 9:10 pm
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7199515)
............ and a little sick in my mouth too......
You said it had to involve farm animals...never bloody satisfied are ya

rugbymatt Jan 21st 2009 9:13 pm
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7199525)
You said it had to involve farm animals...never bloody satisfied are ya
funnily enough, the words satisfaction and Cleri never seem to be used in the same sentence....

Cleri Jan 21st 2009 9:19 pm
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7199530)
funnily enough, the words satisfaction and Cleri never seem to be used in the same sentence....
It gives sheep shagger huge satisfaction to take the piss out of Cleri

Ha! I rest my case.....penis breath

rugbymatt Jan 21st 2009 9:21 pm
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7199551)

Ha! I rest my case.....penis breath
Funny you should call ME that eh?


The irony.

Cleri Jan 21st 2009 9:26 pm
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7199558)
Funny you should call ME that eh?


The irony.
What's ironic about it? Ka told me what you suck on a regular basis (I'm sure it's illegal)

gazz Jan 21st 2009 9:28 pm
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7199571)
What's ironic about it? Ka told me what you suck on a regular basis (I'm sure it's illegal)
Only if you express satisfaction:zzz:

lynnxa Jan 21st 2009 11:07 pm
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7199237)
Delivered a new box at 6.30 this morning!


............ and we ordered a bloody Vodafone Dongle last night too!
:rofl::rofl:

Cleri Jan 22nd 2009 12:32 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Matt,could you go and show Hetty yer arse (Portugal).......don't ask me any questions...I'm just the messenger :huh:

rugbymatt Jan 22nd 2009 4:36 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7200208)
Matt,could you go and show Hetty yer arse (Portugal).......don't ask me any questions...I'm just the messenger :huh:
what do you want NOW woman!?

Cleri Jan 22nd 2009 4:37 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7201011)
what do you want NOW woman!?
Not me....

rugbymatt Jan 22nd 2009 4:39 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7201017)
Not me....
Yeah you do!

Cleri Jan 22nd 2009 4:40 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7201025)
Yeah you do!
It's nothing to do with me if hett has an obsession about your arse,now is it???...I've tried to talk some sense into her....god I've tried..

Cassie 10000 Jan 22nd 2009 4:41 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
This thread has gone on longer than I though it would :p

Cleri, I think you have competition.

rugbymatt Jan 22nd 2009 4:43 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7201032)
It's nothing to do with me if hett has an obsession about your arse,now is it???...I've tried to talk some sense into her....god I've tried..
You see, all I heard there was...... "Matt I want, no need your throbbing manhood inside my lovebox now, and for evermore, if I don't get it I shall simply explode!

Cleri Jan 22nd 2009 4:47 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7201051)
You see, all I heard there was...... "Matt I want, no need your throbbing manhood inside my lovebox now, and for evermore, if I don't get it I shall simply explode!
Well there is that aswell...obviously,but don't you think Hetty's needs come before mine?

Sam Greenfield Jan 22nd 2009 4:48 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7201051)
You see, all I heard there was...... "Matt I want, no need your throbbing manhood inside my lovebox now, and for evermore, if I don't get it I shall simply explode!
OMG PMSL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

rugbymatt Jan 22nd 2009 4:50 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7201074)
Well there is that aswell...obviously,but don't you think Hetty's needs come before mine?
If I knew who Hetty was I would slap her arse on the way past too love!

Cleri Jan 22nd 2009 4:51 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7201091)
If I knew who Hetty was I would slap her arse on the way past too love!
You are so smooth...no wonder women drop at your feet...

rugbymatt Jan 22nd 2009 4:53 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7201101)
You are so smooth...no wonder women drop at your feet...
Not bad eh?

Hettyb Jan 22nd 2009 4:54 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7201091)
If I knew who Hetty was I would slap her arse on the way past too love!
Nice to meet you.
:sneaky:

Cleri Jan 22nd 2009 4:56 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7201117)
Not bad eh?
I think you have been having lessons....little chats with Conf maybe?...can't be LB,he's as subtle as a sledgehammer....wait a minute..

Cleri Jan 22nd 2009 4:56 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Hettyb (Post 7201121)
Nice to meet you.
:sneaky:
:rofl:.......TART!!!

rugbymatt Jan 22nd 2009 4:57 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Hettyb (Post 7201121)
Nice to meet you.
:sneaky:
Hello my little lovely, I hear you like a bit of arse loving........

Hettyb Jan 22nd 2009 5:04 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7201137)
Hello my little lovely, I hear you like a bit of arse loving........
Cleri's been leading me astray. :p

rugbymatt Jan 22nd 2009 5:05 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Hettyb (Post 7201162)
Cleri's been leading me astray. :p
She leads everyone astray that hussy!

Cleri Jan 22nd 2009 5:07 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7201166)
She leads everyone astray that hussy!
:mad:

rugbymatt Jan 22nd 2009 5:09 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7201175)
:mad:
You know you are!

Cleri Jan 22nd 2009 5:10 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7201181)
You know you are!
Only on Thursday's......what day is it?

Hettyb Jan 22nd 2009 5:11 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7201184)
Only on Thursday's......what day is it?
:lol:

rugbymatt Jan 22nd 2009 5:11 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7201184)
Only on Thursday's......what day is it?
Sunday..... I think.

Cleri Jan 22nd 2009 5:12 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7201192)
Sunday..... I think.
Is it?....this wine's good..

rugbymatt Jan 22nd 2009 5:13 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7201197)
Is it?....this wine's good..
So is this whisky.

Cleri Jan 22nd 2009 8:12 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7201202)
So is this whisky.
How good?...seeing penguins yet?


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