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Cleri Feb 2nd 2009 8:51 pm

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twats....

rugbymatt Feb 2nd 2009 8:57 pm

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Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7242657)
twats....

funny enough..... thats just what we were talking about

gazz Feb 3rd 2009 1:14 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7242670)
funny enough..... thats just what we were talking about

I think she´s mellowing:zzz:

Cleri Feb 3rd 2009 1:14 am

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Originally Posted by gazz (Post 7243476)
I think she´s mellowing:zzz:

:curse:

Cassie 10000 Feb 3rd 2009 1:15 am

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Originally Posted by gazz (Post 7243476)
I think she´s mellowing:zzz:

I think your dreaming

gazz Feb 3rd 2009 1:16 am

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Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7243479)
:curse:

He´s not listening, i think he´s still trawling the streets for somewhere to live:zzz:

gazz Feb 3rd 2009 1:16 am

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Originally Posted by Cassie 10000 (Post 7243485)
I think your dreaming

To be fair its my constant state:zzz:

Cleri Feb 3rd 2009 1:23 am

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Originally Posted by gazz (Post 7243488)
He´s not listening, i think he´s still trawling the streets for somewhere to live:zzz:

Has he been thrown out the squat again?...I've told him his nasty habits don't go down too well in enclosed spaces.

rugbymatt Feb 3rd 2009 5:54 am

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Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7243515)
Has he been thrown out the squat again?...I've told him his nasty habits don't go down too well in enclosed spaces.

I have told you before, I have a huge penis and if I want to walk around showing it to everyone then I bloody well will!

Cassie 10000 Feb 3rd 2009 5:59 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7244474)
I have told you before, I have a huge penis and if I want to walk around showing it to everyone then I bloody well will!

O.K each to their own :blink:

rugbymatt Feb 3rd 2009 6:02 am

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Originally Posted by Cassie 10000 (Post 7244499)
O.K each to their own :blink:

Want a peek at my huge cock?

Cassie 10000 Feb 3rd 2009 6:09 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7244509)
Want a peek at my huge cock?

I see you most days love, so its nothing new. :p

rugbymatt Feb 3rd 2009 6:10 am

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Originally Posted by Cassie 10000 (Post 7244538)
I see you most days love, so its nothing new. :p

Oh....................

Cassie 10000 Feb 3rd 2009 6:12 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7244540)
Oh....................

Surely the cat hasn't got your tongue, mister.

rugbymatt Feb 3rd 2009 6:19 am

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Originally Posted by Cassie 10000 (Post 7244541)
Surely the cat hasn't got your tongue, mister.

I had a funny joke all ready to go there and you just sucked the wind out of my sails!

Cassie 10000 Feb 3rd 2009 6:23 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7244573)
I had a funny joke all ready to go there and you just sucked the wind out of my sails!

Go on, post it.

I could do with a laugh right now. :)

rugbymatt Feb 3rd 2009 6:26 am

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Originally Posted by Cassie 10000 (Post 7244592)
Go on, post it.

I could do with a laugh right now. :)

NO....... don't want to now.......

Cassie 10000 Feb 3rd 2009 6:29 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7244608)
NO....... don't want to now.......

Can you not perform with people watching :D

rugbymatt Feb 3rd 2009 6:39 am

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Originally Posted by Cassie 10000 (Post 7244617)
Can you not perform with people watching :D

only when there are two women.........

Cassie 10000 Feb 3rd 2009 6:42 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7244654)
only when there are two women.........

I makes me laugh when a man says things like that. Most of you have trouble handling one.

rugbymatt Feb 3rd 2009 6:43 am

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Originally Posted by Cassie 10000 (Post 7244665)
I makes me laugh when a man says things like that. Most of you have trouble handling one.

Ha, yeah, but I'm not most men!

Cassie 10000 Feb 3rd 2009 6:46 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7244669)
Ha, yeah, but I'm not most men!

Keep dreaming, sweet cheeks ;)

rugbymatt Feb 3rd 2009 6:57 am

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Originally Posted by Cassie 10000 (Post 7244685)
Keep dreaming, sweet cheeks ;)

Ah but some of us may well have experienced it.........

Cassie 10000 Feb 3rd 2009 6:59 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7244725)
Ah but some of us may well have experienced it.........

Now your telling the whole world about your sex life.

You should go on the Tyra Banks show ;)

rugbymatt Feb 3rd 2009 7:56 am

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Originally Posted by Cassie 10000 (Post 7244736)
Now your telling the whole world about your sex life.

You should go on the Tyra Banks show ;)

WHO..... said I was talking about me, I was just letting people know the content of YOUR last PM to me!

Cassie 10000 Feb 3rd 2009 8:00 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7244985)
WHO..... said I was talking about me, I was just letting people know the content of YOUR last PM to me!

My last PM :rolleyes: your going to get people gossiping.

Anyway I'm off for today, you cheeky monkey :sneaky:

rugbymatt Feb 3rd 2009 8:02 am

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Originally Posted by Cassie 10000 (Post 7244997)
My last PM :rolleyes: your going to get people gossiping.

Anyway I'm off for today, you cheeky monkey :sneaky:

Yeah bebeh!


Laters, gotta go, dogs to run, children to walk.......

gazz Feb 3rd 2009 8:42 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7245003)
Yeah bebeh!


Laters, gotta go, dogs to run, children to walk.......

Morning Hugh Clock

rugbymatt Feb 3rd 2009 9:34 pm

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Originally Posted by gazz (Post 7246814)
Morning Hugh Clock

Meh.........

gazz Feb 3rd 2009 9:48 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7246947)
Meh.........

Yarp:thumbsup:

rugbymatt Feb 3rd 2009 10:57 pm

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Originally Posted by gazz (Post 7246975)
Yarp:thumbsup:

I was looking at a West country website the other day and they had a poll as to whether they should simply fence off Cornwall to keep the Cornish in and the poll options were.....


Yarp.
Narp.


Well I thought it was funny!

gazz Feb 3rd 2009 11:12 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7247173)
I was looking at a West country website the other day and they had a poll as to whether they should simply fence off Cornwall to keep the Cornish in and the poll options were.....


Yarp.
Narp.


Well I thought it was funny!

Surely it would be more productive too use dynamite and set it adrift?

Ewood Feb 3rd 2009 11:28 pm

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Originally Posted by gazz (Post 7247219)
Surely it would be more productive too use dynamite and set it adrift?

You don't like Rick Stein then? ;)

jdr Feb 3rd 2009 11:36 pm

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Originally Posted by Ewood (Post 7247255)
You don't like Rick Stein then? ;)

I`m allergic to fish.

Cleri Feb 3rd 2009 11:37 pm

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Originally Posted by jdr (Post 7247283)
I`m allergic to fish.

I'm allergic to Rick Stein :thumbdown:

Ewood Feb 3rd 2009 11:38 pm

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Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7247289)
I'm allergic to Rick Stein :thumbdown:

You've been that close to him :zzz:?

Cleri Feb 3rd 2009 11:39 pm

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Originally Posted by Ewood (Post 7247294)
You've been that close to him :zzz:?

Go to work!!

gazz Feb 3rd 2009 11:44 pm

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Originally Posted by Ewood (Post 7247255)
You don't like Rick Stein then? ;)

He´s alright, its the Witches and baby sacrifices that i object too

rugbymatt Feb 4th 2009 12:09 am

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Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7247289)
I'm allergic to Rick Stein :thumbdown:

Good job you are not allergic to fish eh? THAT would be a nightmare for you..........

Cleri Feb 4th 2009 12:12 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7247396)
Good job you are not allergic to fish eh? THAT would be a nightmare for you..........

I am.....allergic I mean,not a nightmare...obviously..


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