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Cleri Jan 31st 2009 12:38 am

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7233121)
you broke quicker than me......... I did 49 mins, you manages only 32.


So weak.......

3 minutes...Ha!...I win

rugbymatt Jan 31st 2009 12:40 am

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7233128)
3 minutes...Ha!...I win

It bodes well for me that me being quick impresses you.........

Cleri Jan 31st 2009 12:44 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7233135)
It bodes well for me that me being quick impresses you.........

You may be a little premature there..

rugbymatt Jan 31st 2009 12:56 am

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Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7233145)
You may be a little premature there..

Has my OH been talking????

Cleri Jan 31st 2009 1:01 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7233168)
Has my OH been talking????

I'm afraid so

rugbymatt Jan 31st 2009 2:35 am

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Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7233183)
I'm afraid so

Strange, she usually has her mouth full..............

Cleri Jan 31st 2009 2:38 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7233360)
Strange, she usually has her mouth full..............

I bet she makes you wear a gimp mask..

rugbymatt Jan 31st 2009 2:43 am

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Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7233363)
I bet she makes you wear a gimp mask..

I have reported your filth, you will be dealt with you will see............

Cleri Jan 31st 2009 2:44 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7233371)
I have reported your filth, you will be dealt with you will see............

you had to look it up didn't you..

rugbymatt Jan 31st 2009 2:45 am

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Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7233373)
you had to look it up didn't you..

Yes I did, and thats testament to my innocence, and proof of your guilt......

Cleri Jan 31st 2009 2:45 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7233376)
Yes I did, and thats testament to my innocence, and proof of your guilt......

pmsl!!

rugbymatt Jan 31st 2009 2:46 am

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Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7233377)
pmsl!!

Tenna?

Cleri Jan 31st 2009 2:48 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7233378)
Tenna?

No thanks,I have my own industrial wadding

rugbymatt Jan 31st 2009 2:49 am

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Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7233381)
No thanks,I have my own industrial wadding

I bet you do...... I bet you do........

Cleri Jan 31st 2009 2:56 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7233385)
I bet you do...... I bet you do........

I do...I just said..

rugbymatt Jan 31st 2009 3:05 am

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Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7233396)
I do...I just said..

I know you did.......... I know you did..




(just let me know if this gets boring wont you?)

Cleri Jan 31st 2009 3:13 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7233418)
I know you did.......... I know you did..




(just let me know if this gets boring wont you?)

It's boring,shall we discuss quantum physics instead?

rugbymatt Jan 31st 2009 3:15 am

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Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7233432)
It's boring,shall we discuss quantum physics instead?

I don't even know what that means, how about KY warming jelly and the merits there of it........

Cleri Jan 31st 2009 3:16 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7233440)
I don't even know what that means, how about KY warming jelly and the merits there of it........

Ok then,how do you find it's consistency (thank god you changed the subject,I had no idea either)

rugbymatt Jan 31st 2009 3:17 am

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Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7233443)
Ok then,how do you find it's consistency (thank god you changed the subject,I had no idea either)

The consistency isn't so much the issue, but I am a little troubled by the heat factor.......

Cleri Jan 31st 2009 3:19 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7233445)
The consistency isn't so much the issue, but I am a little troubled by the heat factor.......

I would think it's a bit like when you have chopped chillies up,forgotten and then gone for a piss?

rugbymatt Jan 31st 2009 3:22 am

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Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7233449)
I would think it's a bit like when you have chopped chillies up,forgotten and then gone for a piss?

yeah......... maybe.........

Cleri Jan 31st 2009 3:23 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7233453)
yeah......... maybe.........

keeps the cold out tho.

rugbymatt Jan 31st 2009 3:36 am

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Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7233457)
keeps the cold out tho.

Oh sorry, I forgot you were there........



What were you saying?

Cleri Jan 31st 2009 3:38 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7233485)
Oh sorry, I forgot you were there........



What were you saying?

Do I know you?

rugbymatt Jan 31st 2009 3:39 am

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7233488)
Do I know you?

you see, senility, its the next step on from incontinence....

Ka Ora! Jan 31st 2009 3:41 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7233493)
you see, senility, its the next step on from incontinence....

Is that knowledge based on experience, because I have had my doubts about Cleri lately.....:blink:

Cleri Jan 31st 2009 3:45 am

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by Ka Ora! (Post 7233501)
Is that knowledge based on experience, because I have had my doubts about Cleri lately.....:blink:

:wub: you could never doubt me honey

Ka Ora! Jan 31st 2009 3:46 am

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7233514)
:wub: you could never doubt me honey

Well im still waiting to Stray Lower....im Parched.:wub:

Cleri Jan 31st 2009 4:09 am

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Originally Posted by Ka Ora! (Post 7233520)
Well im still waiting to Stray Lower....im Parched.:wub:

:lol:you after my fountains again?

DebsyW Jan 31st 2009 4:13 am

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Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7233583)
:lol:you after my fountains again?

are they golden?

Cleri Jan 31st 2009 4:47 am

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Originally Posted by DebsyW (Post 7233591)
are they golden?

Hell no,I leave the water sports to Matt

DebsyW Jan 31st 2009 9:46 am

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Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7233663)
Hell no,I leave the water sports to Matt

He is good at doggy paddle so he says

Sam Greenfield Jan 31st 2009 10:35 pm

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Originally Posted by DebsyW (Post 7234315)
He is good at doggy paddle so he says

I thought it was breast stroke ;) :lol:

Cleri Feb 2nd 2009 7:43 am

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Hummmm

rugbymatt Feb 2nd 2009 8:29 pm

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Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7240673)
Hummmm

you still buzzing?

gazz Feb 2nd 2009 8:38 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7242610)
you still buzzing?

Thats her hearing aid:zzz:

rugbymatt Feb 2nd 2009 8:40 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by gazz (Post 7242630)
Thats her hearing aid:zzz:

Its because she hasn't got her hearing aid in that she has forgotten the buzzing.......

gazz Feb 2nd 2009 8:46 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7242636)
Its because she hasn't got her hearing aid in that she has forgotten the buzzing.......

Stupid octagenerian:zzz:

rugbymatt Feb 2nd 2009 8:50 pm

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Originally Posted by gazz (Post 7242644)
Stupid octagenerian:zzz:

you would think she would have noticed the bloody rabbits ears!


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