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-   -   The Official Off Topic Thread (https://britishexpats.com/forum/spain-75/official-off-topic-thread-584592/)

Ka Ora! Jan 15th 2009 8:06 am
The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Bet you can't keep it off topic and out of Siesta Time......

Matt I challenge You........
Rules Nothing Sensible within the Site Rules.




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rugbymatt Jan 15th 2009 8:07 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
where is the fun in this?

Ka Ora! Jan 15th 2009 8:09 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7173650)
where is the fun in this?
What Golf?

rugbymatt Jan 15th 2009 8:13 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Ka Ora! (Post 7173659)
What Golf?
what a waste of a bloody time that is!

Ka Ora! Jan 15th 2009 8:16 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7173682)
what a waste of a bloody time that is!
The sticks are good for throwing at people, No clue what you do with the Balls?

rugbymatt Jan 15th 2009 8:19 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Ka Ora! (Post 7173694)
The sticks are good for throwing at people, No clue what you do with the Balls?
A mate of mine creeps onto golf course at night in a wet suit and dives the ponds and pools and retrieves the balls, he then cleans them up and sells them back to the club!


Genius!

Sam Greenfield Jan 15th 2009 8:24 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7173708)
A mate of mine creeps onto golf course at night in a wet suit and dives the ponds and pools and retrieves the balls, he then cleans them up and sells them back to the club!


Genius!
Hey Matt - whats your location message all about ????? ;)

Ka Ora! Jan 15th 2009 8:25 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7173708)
A mate of mine creeps onto golf course at night in a wet suit and dives the ponds and pools and retrieves the balls, he then cleans them up and sells them back to the club!


Genius!
When I was a Child we lived on Sandy Lane in the Gower right by the Golf Course, I had the best collection of Flags going we would wait on the other side of the Hills and steal the balls as they come over. 5p a ball you could get 60 plus in a day.

rugbymatt Jan 15th 2009 8:25 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield (Post 7173726)
Hey Matt - whats your location message all about ????? ;)
I cant tell you, its a secret........

Sam Greenfield Jan 15th 2009 8:28 am
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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7173734)
I cant tell you, its a secret........
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

rugbymatt Jan 15th 2009 8:29 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield (Post 7173748)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Sworn to secrecy me!

Ka Ora! Jan 15th 2009 8:30 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7173753)
Sworn to secrecy me!
What about?

willmore Jan 15th 2009 8:31 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Ka Ora! (Post 7173760)
What about?
Ah there you are, happy new year!:wub:

Ka Ora! Jan 15th 2009 8:36 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by willmore (Post 7173764)
Ah there you are, happy new year!:wub:
And you my Favorite Mac wielding Canadian...Hows it going.:wub:

gazz Jan 15th 2009 8:43 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
On average each american eats 47 slices of pizza each year.

Cleri Jan 15th 2009 8:43 am
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Originally Posted by gazz (Post 7173806)
On average each american eats 47 slices of pizza each year.
Your knowledge astounds me :wub:

Ka Ora! Jan 15th 2009 8:45 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by gazz (Post 7173806)
On average each american eats 47 slices of pizza each year.
How many hamburgers?

gazz Jan 15th 2009 8:46 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7173810)
Your knowledge astounds me :wub:
Thats nothing, did you know the most poular is Pepperoni, fascinating!

Ka Ora! Jan 15th 2009 8:47 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by gazz (Post 7173825)
Thats nothing, did you know the most poular is Pepperoni, fascinating!
Makes me Fart pepperoni.....It does;)

gazz Jan 15th 2009 8:48 am
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Originally Posted by Ka Ora! (Post 7173817)
How many hamburgers?
How do i know, i´ve only just started investigating the pizza issue!, tut!:zzz:

gazz Jan 15th 2009 8:49 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Ka Ora! (Post 7173828)
Makes me Fart pepperoni.....It does;)
What makes you fart pepperoni?

Cleri Jan 15th 2009 8:49 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by gazz (Post 7173825)
Thats nothing, did you know the most poular is Pepperoni, fascinating!
Blimey...I bet girls swoon at your intelligence :wub:

Cassie 10000 Jan 15th 2009 8:50 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by gazz (Post 7173835)
How do i know, i´ve only just started investigating the pizza issue!, tut!:zzz:
All threads go off topic after about the sixth post. Have you tried the Wiki?

gazz Jan 15th 2009 8:51 am
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Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7173846)
Blimey...I bet girls swoon at your intelligence :wub:
Well the fat ones who like pizza do!:thumbsup:

Cleri Jan 15th 2009 8:52 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by gazz (Post 7173857)
Well the fat ones who like pizza do!:thumbsup:
:rofl:

Ka Ora! Jan 15th 2009 8:56 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by gazz (Post 7173843)
What makes you fart pepperoni?
Eating it, It's like when you eat sweetcorn and it keeps reappearing whole for days.:lol: Why do we bother eating something we don't digest it's stupid.:blink:

Cassie 10000 Jan 15th 2009 8:58 am
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Originally Posted by Ka Ora! (Post 7173886)
Eating it, It's like when you eat sweetcorn and it keeps reappearing whole for days.:lol: Why do we bother eating something we don't digest it's stupid.:blink:
Do you not bother to chew the sweetcorn? I knew someone that used to just swallow Baked Beans.

gazz Jan 15th 2009 9:01 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Ka Ora! (Post 7173886)
Eating it, It's like when you eat sweetcorn and it keeps reappearing whole for days.:lol: Why do we bother eating something we don't digest it's stupid.:blink:
I eat matchsticks:o, which can´t be good, even on the "roughage " side:unsure:

Ka Ora! Jan 15th 2009 9:03 am
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Originally Posted by Cassie 10000 (Post 7173898)
Do you not bother to chew the sweetcorn? I knew someone that used to just swallow Baked Beans.
I keep meaning to chew:lol:

gazz Jan 15th 2009 9:04 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Most haunted are on the look out for the devil again i see and i never realised cocoa beans were white, brilliant!

Ka Ora! Jan 15th 2009 9:05 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by gazz (Post 7173929)
Most haunted are on the look out for the devil again i see.
When the wind blows dust will fly.

DENISE WALTERS Jan 15th 2009 9:07 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Crazy lot :D:D whats an off topic thread???? this should be NO TOPIC THREAD rebellious or what?

gazz Jan 15th 2009 9:08 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Ka Ora! (Post 7173932)
When the wind blows dust will fly.
If my mother had b....ks she´d be my father.

rugbymatt Jan 15th 2009 9:08 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter "uncopyrightable."

Ka Ora! Jan 15th 2009 9:08 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by DENISE WALTERS (Post 7173946)
Crazy lot :D:D whats an off topic thread???? this should be NO TOPIC THREAD rebellious or what?
No discussing Topics in Here, Start you own Chocolate Thread:lol:

gazz Jan 15th 2009 9:10 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Do you think the "moon landing" was a hoax.

Cassie 10000 Jan 15th 2009 9:10 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by gazz (Post 7173929)
Most haunted are on the look out for the devil again i see and i never realised cocoa beans were white, brilliant!
Why would you want to find the Devil?

Ka Ora! Jan 15th 2009 9:11 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by gazz (Post 7173961)
Do you think the "moon landing" was a hoax.
What is a MoonY

gazz Jan 15th 2009 9:11 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7173951)
The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter "uncopyrightable."
This is bloody brilliant, i´ve never digested so much information:thumbsup:

rugbymatt Jan 15th 2009 9:12 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.


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