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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 7228877)
Well, for a while I did think I had some feelings towards you, but it turned out to be wind.......
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 7228877)
Well, for a while I did think I had some feelings towards you, but it turned out to be wind.......
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by gazz
(Post 7228880)
Which quickly turned too disgust no doubt
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 7228886)
..... actually the disgust was more at the beginning, when I thought it might be feelings for her, when it turned out to be noxious fermented gas I will filled with relief.
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by Cleri
(Post 7228889)
and a rams penis probably
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by Cleri
(Post 7228889)
and a rams penis probably
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 7228896)
Of course!
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by Cleri
(Post 7230386)
How big are they?
I know its not normally the case for you but most male mammals only have one penis......... |
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 7230429)
They?
I know its not normally the case for you but most male mammals only have one penis......... |
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by Cleri
(Post 7230465)
how big is it?....<sigh>
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 7230480)
big enough to be felt, not too big to make it uncomfortable.......
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 7230480)
big enough to be felt, not too big to make it uncomfortable.......
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by Ewood
(Post 7230483)
thank you for sharing your sordid experiences with us :p
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by Cleri
(Post 7230488)
well what the hell does that mean :mad:...I need details
Enough detail? |
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 7230501)
OK OK, its absolutely massive, when its in you know it, the pain is excruciating, it brings tears to people miles away, there are cruise missiles that cause less damage, its so huge I am legally bound by state and local law not to be any closer than 14 miles away from virgins and petit women.
Enough detail? |
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by Cleri
(Post 7230508)
Not you!!! ffs....a ram....I don't know why I bother,i really don't
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 7230517)
jesus! You are never ****in happy!
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by Cleri
(Post 7230524)
I'm here to annoy you,it's my job :)
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 7230532)
you are seriously good at that job you know!
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by Cleri
(Post 7230536)
Can I have a rise? :sneaky:
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 7230538)
come sit on my lap, lets see...........
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 7230538)
come sit on my lap, lets see...........
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by Ewood
(Post 7230552)
break your knee mate, she's a porker!
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by Cleri
(Post 7230553)
humm....you've changed your tune young man :frown:...you would hardly know i was there,being such a petite little thing...me..not your willie or owt.
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 7230563)
been a while since I broke a petit little thing..........
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by Cleri
(Post 7230569)
hummmmm...how long?
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 7230580)
6 years.......... the missus is well and truly broken now!
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by Cleri
(Post 7230582)
Is that sheep years?
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 7230590)
Its always about sheep with you!
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by Cleri
(Post 7230595)
Just checkin,I like to have my facts straight...you must have noticed
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 7230609)
Yeas, I have indeed noticed all the annoying, irritating questions, but I will admit, not until the 60th person on here pointed it out to me.
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
What's going on in here then, my e-mail is going mad with this thread. :sneaky:
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by Cassie 10000
(Post 7230617)
What's going on in here then, my e-mail is going mad with this thread. :sneaky:
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 7230622)
Is it full of complaints about the annoying irritating questions too?
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 7230622)
Is it full of complaints about the annoying irritating questions too?
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by Cassie 10000
(Post 7230627)
:p
Good god, I have spent so much time around Cleri I am now starting to sound like her! |
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 7230631)
I love tongue......
Good god, I have spent so much time around Cleri I am now starting to sound like her! No, you've always posted comments like that, don't you hide behind Cleri :sneaky: |
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by Cassie 10000
(Post 7230636)
No, you've always posted comments like that, don't you hide behind Cleri :sneaky:
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by Cassie 10000
(Post 7230636)
No, you've always posted comments like that, don't you hide behind Cleri :sneaky:
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
Originally Posted by Ewood
(Post 7230643)
He's not hiding behind her
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