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Forum: The Sand Pit
Nov 7th 2012, 5:04 pm
Replies: 17
Views: 1,545
Posted By Umbrella

Re: Why don't we all write a short story on-line

He lay prostrate at first, then rose, and slumped to the refrigerator. Prying the door open, he took a long stick of cool, cool butter and rubbed it over his wounds.

The sweet smell of the butter...
Forum: The Sand Pit
Nov 7th 2012, 3:59 pm
Replies: 16
Views: 2,014
Posted By Umbrella

Re: Difference between complete and finished

I like butter.

I do not like margarine particularly, but I have been known to mildly enjoy it in a pinch.

And yes, I can believe it's not butter.

U.
Forum: The Sand Pit
Nov 7th 2012, 3:06 pm
Replies: 16
Views: 2,014
Posted By Umbrella

Re: Difference between complete and finished

Hi,


The Finish are a proud and noble people.

To be finish is to have limbs that serve you well in aquatic situations.

My mum used to always say to me, "Finish supper, Umbrella!" and I...
Forum: The Sand Pit
Aug 21st 2012, 2:42 pm
Replies: 8
Views: 780
Posted By Umbrella

God Save The Queen!

http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/21/prince-harry-naked-photos-nude-vegas-hotel-party/




U.

:cool:
Forum: The Sand Pit
Jun 11th 2012, 5:18 pm
Replies: 7
Views: 1,023
Posted By Umbrella

Re: Is this the worst Olympic joke?

I enjoy my butter, salted.

U.
Forum: The Sand Pit
May 2nd 2012, 1:53 am
Replies: 9
Views: 1,019
Posted By Umbrella

Re: Indian Borat

misogyny



U.
Forum: The Sand Pit
May 2nd 2012, 1:51 am
Replies: 20
Views: 1,539
Posted By Umbrella

Re: misogyny

I like butter.


U.
Forum: The Sand Pit
Feb 10th 2012, 2:48 am
Replies: 3
Views: 869
Posted By Umbrella

Re: When you think of ...... country, what comes to mind?

People who say knickers.... /snickers

U.

:rofl:
Forum: Middle East
Jan 30th 2012, 11:46 pm
Replies: 38
Views: 12,733
Posted By Umbrella

Re: Marina Pinnacle

So when will you be moving to RAK?

U.
Forum: The Sand Pit
Jan 12th 2012, 8:11 pm
Replies: 25
Views: 5,876
Posted By Umbrella

Re: T-Shirts with slogans

It's catchy.

U.
Forum: The Sand Pit
Sep 13th 2011, 12:57 am
Replies: 15
Views: 1,432
Posted By Umbrella

Re: State schools 'not providing group worship'

/throws another book in the fire


BURN BABY BURN!!!!


Wha..? Oh never mind...


U.
Forum: The Sand Pit
Sep 13th 2011, 12:52 am
Replies: 11
Views: 1,301
Posted By Umbrella

Re: Colour me stupid...

/takes out paint brush

/colors you stupid

/puts away paint brush



I just thought it was Arabic-English for College....
Forum: The Sand Pit
Sep 13th 2011, 12:50 am
Replies: 14
Views: 1,585
Posted By Umbrella

Re: Celebrate!

Oh....

I thought this was going to be a Kool 'N The Gang thread....

:confused:

U.
Forum: The Sand Pit
Sep 13th 2011, 12:46 am
Replies: 20
Views: 2,474
Posted By Umbrella

Re: I never expected this verdict.

Emirates 24/7 had a briefer, more nuanced view of the verdict. The title alone...

http://www.emirates247.com/news/emirates/brit-doctor-acquitted-of-flipping-finger-charge-2011-09-13-1.418239
...
Forum: The Sand Pit
Aug 19th 2011, 10:08 pm
Replies: 22
BPL
Views: 1,798
Posted By Umbrella

Re: BPL

Da Bears

U.
Forum: The Sand Pit
Aug 18th 2011, 2:28 am
Replies: 25
Views: 2,543
Posted By Umbrella

Re: Bet you this is one 'biggest' title the UAE won't want ...

There's a woman in the U.S. doing the same thing.

She pays for it all through a fetish website. The bigger she gets, the more money they send.


If there were only some dedicated group of...
Forum: The Sand Pit
Aug 3rd 2011, 12:30 am
Replies: 7
Views: 941
Posted By Umbrella

Re: "The Making of an Emirate"

'Thought I had dibs on Millhouse...

/sigh

U.
Forum: The Sand Pit
Jul 13th 2011, 1:16 am
Replies: 8
Views: 1,086
Posted By Umbrella

Re: Life in the Emirates

[insert sarcastic "how times have changed" remark here]


U.
Forum: The Sand Pit
Jun 27th 2011, 12:57 am
Replies: 43
Views: 3,371
Posted By Umbrella

Re: Places

Best - Acapulco in the 70's when it was both safe and beautiful; Santa Barbara and San Diego anytime; Hakkonne Mountains (Japan) - breathtaking and excellent on-sen

Worst - Riyadh, Chula Vista,...
Forum: The Sand Pit
Jun 11th 2011, 11:21 pm
Replies: 23
Views: 1,818
Posted By Umbrella

Re: Quotations Thread

Jane: Mary Poppins, we won't let you go!
Mary Poppins: Go? What on earth are you talking about?
Michael: Didn't you get sacked?
Mary Poppins: Sacked? Certainly not. I am never sacked!
Jane:...
Forum: Middle East
Jun 4th 2011, 2:22 am
Replies: 16
Views: 10,376
Posted By Umbrella

Re: RAK-Ras Al Khaimah

Confused as well.

RAK is much better than KSA.

That said, it isn't paradise. You will find it much more liveable.

Go to rakapedia.com for some more information.
Forum: The Sand Pit
Jun 2nd 2011, 2:07 am
Replies: 44
Views: 3,094
Posted By Umbrella

Re: Impounded cars to be auctioned

Hi,

I like butter.


U.
Forum: The Sand Pit
May 18th 2011, 12:42 am
Replies: 3
Views: 764
Posted By Umbrella

Re: And we wonder why people get UK, England, Great Britain all confused...

This should be required viewing for confused students everywhere...
Forum: Middle East
May 3rd 2011, 1:03 am
Replies: 186
Views: 17,529
Posted By Umbrella

Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD

I know you had attacks on your homeland, however, if Trafalgar Square, Big Ben, and a few other landmarks had been significantly damaged or destroyed during a coordinated murder in the air and on the...
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