A few more from Bill Hicks:

"All governments are lying c**ksuckers."

"Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it?"

"I think it's interesting the two drugs that are legal, alcohol and cigarettes, two drugs that do absolutely nothing for you at all; and the drugs that might open your mind up to realize how badly you're being f**ked every day of your life? … Those drugs are against the law. He-heh, coincidence?"

"You see, I think drugs have done some good things for us. I really do. And if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor. Go home tonight. Take all your albums, all your tapes and all your CDs and burn them."

"Hypocrisy is the most difficult and nerve-racking vice that any man can pursue; it needs an unceasing vigilance and a rare detatchment of spirit. It cannot, like adultery orgluttony, be practiced at spare moments; it is a wholetime job."

W. Somerset Maugham.

NOW we know what those Arabs are doing, looking busy all day!

"I drink in victory because I deserve it and in defeat because I need it" - Churchill

"If you open your mind too far, your brain might fall out."

Quoted from the Daily Telegraph, in response to UFO hoaxes.

Jane: Mary Poppins, we won't let you go!
Mary Poppins: Go? What on earth are you talking about?
Michael: Didn't you get sacked?
Mary Poppins: Sacked? Certainly not. I am never sacked!
Jane: Oh, Mary Poppins!
Jane, Michael: Hurrah, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray...
Mary Poppins: Neither am I a Maypole. Kindly stop spinning about me.



U.

• "Europeans think Americans are fat, vulgar, greedy, stupid, ambitious and ignorant and so on. And they've taken as their own, as their representative American, someone who actually embodies all of those qualities [Michael Moore]." - Christopher Hitchens, 1949 - .
• "What luck for rulers that men do not think" - Adolf Hitler, 1889 - 1945.
• "A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." - Nietzsche, 1884 - 1900.
• "We can learn - even from our enemies" - Ovid, 43 BC - 17 AD.
• "What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others." - Confucious, 551 BC - 479 BC.

N.

“I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted.”

George Best (at The Rattlesnake presumably)

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening ear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

Edmund Blackadder

Its like that poofy twat Elton when dodi di died, 'goodbye Englands rose'..

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