Moving back from Australia

scampicat · 2006-10-31 06:21:10

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Nov 9th 2006 | 5:52 pm

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Re: Moving back from Australia

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Nov 9th 2006 | 6:08 pm

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Re: Moving back from Australia

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Originally Posted by Mrs Best

Well - it's offical ....it IS the GREATEST and here's the proof.

Here is Hansard from gov't house on the 31 Oct. If you go to P91 of the document, or (P109 of Adobe) - or just control F and search for "greatest country"

http://www.aph.gov.au/Hansard/reps/dailys/dr311006.pdf

It comes up with a sentence about some Aussies do not value the fact that they come from the greatest country on the face of this planet

So - makes you wonder doesn't it?!

I particularly enjoyed pages 2 and 4 - they were completely blank, not unlike ....... dare I say it, no I'm too chicken.

Nov 9th 2006 | 6:27 pm

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Re: Moving back from Australia

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Originally Posted by Rosie Cheeks

I particularly enjoyed pages 2 and 4 - they were completely blank, not unlike ....... dare I say it, no I'm too chicken.

hehe there was a thread in Godzone asking why Australian cars are shite, I was tempted to reply 'to blend in with the surroundings'

But couldn't be assed. I like it in here

Nov 9th 2006 | 6:40 pm

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Re: Moving back from Australia

you people really lift my spirits and give me a giggle its good for my English soul

Nov 9th 2006 | 7:45 pm

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Re: Moving back from Australia

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Originally Posted by Angelap

Hi Rach!
Have you seen Hale & Paces "Yorkshire Airlines " on Youtubes???
Its BRILLIANT & the last sentance is " 'COS IF ITS OUTSIDE YORKSHIRE-ITS NOT WORTH BLOODY VISITING!!!"

These were practically my mothers parting words to us as we left for Perth! :scared:

The toilet is a killer on that yorkshire airlines ,its a brilliant piece of television .

Nov 9th 2006 | 7:54 pm

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Re: Moving back from Australia

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Originally Posted by Mrs Best

Don't want to spoil the Aussie-bashing party, but I assume you realise that the guy making that statement is an immigrant from Hong Kong - not a native-born Aussie.

Nov 9th 2006 | 8:01 pm

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Re: Moving back from Australia

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Originally Posted by Cam1977

Don't want to spoil the Aussie-bashing party, but I assume you realise that the guy making that statement is an immigrant from Hong Kong - not a native-born Aussie.

He's probably had the Godzone chip upgrade installed.

Nov 9th 2006 | 8:58 pm

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Re: Moving back from Australia

blimey when the aussie wannabees get hold of this thread they are going to be slightly upset

Nov 9th 2006 | 9:50 pm

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Re: Moving back from Australia

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Originally Posted by sassenach

blimey when the aussie wannabees get hold of this thread they are going to be slightly upset

if they do read it, I'm sure its nothing that a Prozac and a barbie wouldn't fix

Nov 9th 2006 | 10:54 pm

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Re: Moving back from Australia

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Originally Posted by FPM

if they do read it, I'm sure its nothing that a Prozac and a barbie wouldn't fix

You really should be on TV - you are hillarious!

Nov 9th 2006 | 11:04 pm

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Re: Moving back from Australia

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Originally Posted by FPM

if they do read it, I'm sure its nothing that a Prozac and a barbie wouldn't fix

I've never tryed BBQ'ed prozac do you have the recipe? I had wondered why rocky was so layed back slipping into a coma

Nov 9th 2006 | 11:24 pm

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Re: Moving back from Australia

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Originally Posted by toandfro

I've never tryed BBQ'ed prozac do you have the recipe? I had wondered why rocky was so layed back slipping into a coma

Barbied prozac - sounds like a great idea and might just get us through the remaining time left here.

Nov 9th 2006 | 11:34 pm

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Re: Moving back from Australia

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Originally Posted by chels

That sounds bliss! You'll get the best of both worlds, good luck with it

Having been here for 32 years i can say ive given it a fair go. the problem with most aussies is they just wont recognise that they are racist, and have a huge chip on their shoulder, especially when it comes to the english.
its very much a pioneer country still, and is very tough if you are not a born adventurer.
infomration is only given out after you have done the wrong thing..none before even if you do ask, and whenever you complain, they fall back on the old game of dismissing you as a "winging pome"

if i could come home i would, but reading the information about coming home on this webiste, it would be very difficult at the moment. ah well, lottos drawn tomorrow