I know - I should know better!

Bloke being interviewed on TV yesterday about the Melbourne racing was commenting on how nice the ladies looked. He said in all seriousness that Aussie women are totally unique. Pass the sick bucket please.

me thinks they are confusing pubs with churches can't be blamed if your to pissed to stand . there was a case here a while back (just to side track) a bloke got bagged and read some silly amount of alcofrol. the cop asked what are you doing diving in you condition he said "mate I'm to pissed to walk"

LOL

Can just see Captain Picard reporting that he's found Paradise at last. And in from the Bridge on the Enterprise, he's staring out over the Sydney Opera House

if he's found pardise where else could he possibly be??

Have to agree , they are unique,




oh, he meant in a good way

Well - it's offical ....it IS the GREATEST and here's the proof.

Here is Hansard from gov't house on the 31 Oct. If you go to P91 of the document, or (P109 of Adobe) - or just control F and search for "greatest country"

http://www.aph.gov.au/Hansard/reps/dailys/dr311006.pdf

It comes up with a sentence about some Aussies do not value the fact that they come from the greatest country on the face of this planet

So - makes you wonder doesn't it?!

didn't he mean units ? totally F**Ked units oh did I say that out loud I do apologise honest i do

you read that without going comatose you are a ledgend

Arrogant gits!!

When I read this, one word comes to mind, I don't use it often:

F--ktards

Pass the sick bucket!

I'll just be glad when I'm back home and won't have to put up with it any more - I think even listening to the UK is crap gang back there will be preferable to this nonsense. I mean what utter arrogance and stupidity - sad part is, that most Aussies actaully buy into it.

And their idea of exploring the world is to go camping in a different state!

That bucket's overflowing now - think we need another one! Or maybe a sick skip?

Yeah, uniqely stupid.

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